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I suppose it's possible. Nothing happened during his actual conversation with the priest, though; of that I'm fairly sure.

That happened to my dad once, when I was 4.

[isn't this the opposite of what a revolution is supposed to be about?]

What would prevent the people you produce the capital for from milking you for all you're worth?  And how would creating more capital destroy the ruling class? (I'm assuming more capital = more power).  Why would we want to overthrow a corrupt government by using anti-idealistic methods? (isn't this the opposite of what a revolution is supposed to be about?)  Protections on the market are there for a reason, and I predict seriously f'd up shit happening if they were removed (and I doubt the fall of a government spiraling out of control would be one of them).

This is a "revolution" with the blessing of Eris. What things are "supposed to be about" no longer applies.

Make strife. Take advantage. Reap the lulz.

Or, get taught relativity by the absurdly awesome physics teacher I had.

I was enlightened after a total of 15 hours. My mind was blown.

Does not have flamethrowers, rotating knives, or lasers. I wouldn't buy one.

Still, keep trying, Japan! You're off to a good start.

Oh, I get it! Just like replacing I's with Y's makes the word antyquated and mystycal?

Sheesh, I've never done drugs, and I still want to punch those three pearly whites out of the "big grin" one.

Also, thank you Cain, for helping us distinguish real irony from the false kind.

Is it just me, or do the smilies in the statement "Ever tried drugs? " make it all the more unbearable?

Apparently a golden (delicious) apple made a random appearance on the show tonight, while they were talking about the Pope.

Sign? 

It has to be.

I watched, but I didn't see any apple

[an international]

Is there something in the water lately?

I keep telling you, people go fucking nuts this time of year. We all need an international holiday to get rid of all of this stress.

Fixed.

And I call for "National Screaming Hysterical Nonsense Day"



...As part of International Lail Week.

What about the men who do the slaving? I get the impression that they're somewhat enslaved themselves.

Oh, we're supposed to be Truth-Only trolls now?

FUCK YUO CAIN YOU'RE IMPINGING ON MY PERSONAL FREEDOMS YOU INTERNET TERRORIST

Cainad,
Actually doesn't troll enough for this to matter anyway

Is that also why there are no French Discordians that we know of?

Ok, listen up:

1.  You cannot directly percieve everything in the universe simultaneously.
2.  You cannot interpret your perceptions seeing all ideological points of view simultaneously.
3.  No matter what filter or reality grid you use, you will always be editing out something.
4.  Even if you decide to shift grids/filters, you're still editing out something.

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE ABOVE CONDITIONS.

Ever tried drugs?  

See #4, spag.

I spent my tender elementary school years hearing how France helped us fight off Big, Bad Britain all those years ago.

Then my school went and served "Freedom Fries" one day