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ITT, I review alcoholic energy drinks for SCIENCE.

Started by East Coast Hustle, January 15, 2010, 04:53:44 AM

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BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on January 18, 2010, 08:16:18 PM
ECH's post-prep pre-lunch-rush breakfast of choice when working:

combine in blender:

1 banana (peeled)
1 raw egg (shell can be discarded, if preferred)
1/2 cup orange juice
1/2 cup frozen strawberries
1/2 cup milk
1 cup decent brandy or rum

blend until smooth, then pour into a 22oz. mug until about 1/2 to 2/3 full.
top mug off with 1/2 can of fruit punch-flavored Nos Energy Drink
stir gently with spoon to mix, then pound it down.

repeat, as you will usually end up with enough to make two mugs.

you won't have to eat for a good 12 hours and you will be totally ready to fistfight a rhino.

Except for the Nos that sounds delicious.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

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Dimocritus

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phi

Last night I got fucked up and energized on a mix of

  • Vodka
  • Naked Juice
  • Seltzer
  • Rocks
Probably wouldn't be as energizing for everyone as it was for me as I am sensitive to sugar, but it was fucking tasty. You can feel healthy as you beat the shit out of your liver!

Also, if you want to just wake yourself up in a "WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST DRINK!?" sort of way, I bring you The Burning Bush:

  • Gin
  • A fuck ton of hot sauce.
  • A Jalapeño pepper
Let it sit for a bit, allowing the pepper's character to come out and the drink to get warm. Slosh it around in your mouth a bit. Scream something profane and blasphemous and then slam your empty drink down.

It has all the endearing traits of vomit!
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Only 41 more posts til Clue Jr!
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 24, 2010, 05:43:57 AM
You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on January 19, 2010, 10:32:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 19, 2010, 04:28:21 PM
In the old days people just did lines in the bathroom and tequila shots at the bar......  :|



being in Portland, I expect the cocaine would be organic, sustainably-farmed, carbon-free, and utterly worthless at twice the price. I'll stick to synthetic uppers, because I know what to expect from them.

:lulz:


Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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E.O.T.

Quote from: Suu on January 19, 2010, 05:22:18 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 19, 2010, 04:28:21 PM
In the old days people just did lines in the bathroom and tequila shots at the bar......  :|



Now your talking!

THANK YOU
"a good fight justifies any cause"

East Coast Hustle


Brand: Four Loko

Flavor: "Fruit Punch"

Booze: 12%

Serving Size: 23.5 oz.

Stimulants: Taurine, Guarana, Caffeine

Other Known Ingredients: Artificial Flavor, FD&C Red #40

Tastes Like: Fruit Punch, if fruit punch were made in a prison toilet tank.

Verdict: Tasted better than either of the first 2 contestants, but made me void my bowels within 5 minutes of the first sip and left me with a very angry and pained gut after half a can. Could not finish.

Rating (out of ten points): Incomplete. Will try again tonight at the party and report on results of slamming an entire can.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 13, 2010, 09:32:22 PM

Brand: Four Loko

Flavor: "Fruit Punch"

Booze: 12%

Serving Size: 23.5 oz.

Stimulants: Taurine, Guarana, Caffeine

Other Known Ingredients: Artificial Flavor, FD&C Red #40

Tastes Like: Fruit Punch, if fruit punch were made in a prison toilet tank.

Verdict: Tasted better than either of the first 2 contestants, but made me void my bowels within 5 minutes of the first sip and left me with a very angry and pained gut after half a can. Could not finish.

Rating (out of ten points): Incomplete. Will try again tonight at the party and report on results of slamming an entire can.


Sounds like it could be marketed to those "colon cleanse" freaks.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

for sure. I mean, it didn't just make me shit, it emptied me. Including the stuff I had eaten for dinner less than 3 hours before, most of which was still recognizable (which may have been part of why my guts felt like I swallowed a cenobite).
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 13, 2010, 11:47:04 PM
for sure. I mean, it didn't just make me shit, it emptied me. Including the stuff I had eaten for dinner less than 3 hours before, most of which was still recognizable (which may have been part of why my guts felt like I swallowed a cenobite).


:x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


E.O.T.

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 13, 2010, 11:47:04 PM
for sure. I mean, it didn't just make me shit, it emptied me. Including the stuff I had eaten for dinner less than 3 hours before, most of which was still recognizable (which may have been part of why my guts felt like I swallowed a cenobite).

TASTES

          GREAT

FEELS

          EVEN BETTER
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on January 15, 2010, 05:21:50 AM
the Joose looks like this:


Quote from: Calamity Nigel on January 15, 2010, 05:25:02 AM
:x Fucking hell, why would they make it that color?

They didn't, the antifreeze company that originally made it did.

Freeky

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on January 18, 2010, 08:16:18 PM
ECH's post-prep pre-lunch-rush breakfast of choice when working:

combine in blender:

1 banana (peeled)
1 raw egg (shell can be discarded, if preferred)
1/2 cup orange juice
1/2 cup frozen strawberries
1/2 cup milk
1 cup decent brandy or rum

blend until smooth, then pour into a 22oz. mug until about 1/2 to 2/3 full.
top mug off with 1/2 can of fruit punch-flavored Nos Energy Drink
stir gently with spoon to mix, then pound it down.

repeat, as you will usually end up with enough to make two mugs.

you won't have to eat for a good 12 hours and you will be totally ready to fistfight a rhino.

This is YOM YOM YOM. :D

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky