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Candied Yams

Started by Salty, November 24, 2011, 06:50:51 AM

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Salty

One Fuckton of butter.
An assload of brown sugar.
A Christcubit of marshmallow.
A dash of salt.

And BAM:


Eat it!
Seriously, eat it. It's good.
Turns into jello the next day.

Take that yams.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Eater of Clowns

Sweet balls dude that looks terrible.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Salty

FUCK YOU MY FAMILY WAS KILLED BY BANDS OF ASSRAPING YAMS!



































ASSRAPING YAMS.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Eater of Clowns

I TRIED MAKING ALTY'S RECIPE BUT ALL I GOT WAS A BOWL OF SUGAR AND MARSHMALLOW AND BUTTER AND SALT BECAUSE THE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING LIST YAMS AS AN INGREDIENT.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Salty

I fail to see the problem here.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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No idea why this is so funny.

Luna

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 24, 2011, 07:03:07 AM
I TRIED MAKING ALTY'S RECIPE BUT ALL I GOT WAS A BOWL OF SUGAR AND MARSHMALLOW AND BUTTER AND SALT BECAUSE THE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING LIST YAMS AS AN INGREDIENT.

Quote from: Alty on November 24, 2011, 08:21:29 AM
I fail to see the problem here.

:mittens:

Any recipe which begins with:

One Fuckton of butter.
An assload of brown sugar.

Is pretty much automatically epic.

Actually, that's kinda how great-grandma's cinnamon roll recipe works...  Not quite in those words, but...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Eater of Clowns

HEY HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT MY MASHED POTATO RECIPE?

Butter
Cream
Salt
Pepper

Throw them into a bowl and mash them together and then you get this:

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 24, 2011, 08:27:09 PM
HEY HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT MY MASHED POTATO RECIPE?

Butter
Cream
Salt
Pepper

Throw them into a bowl and mash them together and then you get this:



:lulz: I insist that you develop this into a full troll.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Eater of Clowns

I WAS IN CHARGE OF CRANBERRY SAUCE FOR THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR, BECAUSE MY SISTER THINKS I'M THE SPECIAL KID IN CLASS AND CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK.  SO HERE'S MY CRANBERRY SAUCE RECIPE.

water
sugar

Put those in a pot on medium low for like 15 minutes and then let it cool and you get this

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 24, 2011, 07:03:07 AM
I TRIED MAKING ALTY'S RECIPE BUT ALL I GOT WAS A BOWL OF SUGAR AND MARSHMALLOW AND BUTTER AND SALT BECAUSE THE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING LIST YAMS AS AN INGREDIENT.

The Yams are an emergent property that arise from the increasing complexity of the already existing ingredients.  I guess what I'm saying is, needs more mashmallow.

Freeky

EOC made me hyperventilate from the funny.

Yuo = bad man. :cry:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Alty on November 24, 2011, 06:58:12 AM
FUCK YOU MY FAMILY WAS KILLED BY BANDS OF ASSRAPING YAMS!



































ASSRAPING YAMS.

NIGEL WILL HAMMER YAMS UP ALTY'S ASS

IF ALTY ASKS NICELY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."