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Stupidly easy chicken thing

Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, December 13, 2014, 05:54:37 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on December 15, 2014, 01:15:45 AM
Oh shit. I just realized I said 'pressure cooker' when I meant 'crock pot'.

You, like me, have absolutely NO FUCKING BUSINESS in the kitchen.  There is nothing good for us in there.  Just fire department bills, paperwork, and broken windows.
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LMNO

A Good Time:

1 Meat Grinder
1 Your Junk.

Stick your junk in the meatgrinder.  Repeat as necessary.

Eater of Clowns

 :lulz:

"Until the bones melt" is a great measure.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Reginald Ret

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Lemme try one.

Baked Potato

Ingredients:
Potato
Fire
Tinfoil


Throw potato in fire.
Put tinfoil around potato.
Extinguish arms and clothes.
Eat potato when both you and the potato are no longer on fire.
If your teeth don't easily cut the skin there are several possible solutions: 1. remove the tinfoil first. 2. Extinguish your arms slower.
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Nast

STEP ONE: MIX RAW GROUND BEEF WITH SHARDS OF GLASS

STEP TWO: EAT HANDFULS OF MEAT MIXTURE, SLOWLY, WHILE CRYING

STEP THREE: PONDER WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG
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