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DECLASSIFIED drink recipes by TWJ

Started by The Wizard Joseph, October 03, 2015, 04:39:21 AM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

3/4 Juicy Juice
1/4 Shit Tier Vodka

Drink until everything is funny.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nast

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Nigelada:

12 oz beer
4 oz V8
1 tablespoon pickle juice
3 dashes fish sauce
2 dashes Valentino's (or to taste)
1 large lime wedge
1 pepperoncini
A dusting of black pepper

Drink as if you are a dying man in the desert.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nast

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2015, 11:45:15 PM
Nigelada:
1 pepperoncini

I read this as 1 pepperoni.

Someone needs to start garnishing mixed drinks with a single, delicate slice of pepperoni.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Nast on October 09, 2015, 11:48:16 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2015, 11:45:15 PM
Nigelada:
1 pepperoncini

I read this as 1 pepperoni.

Someone needs to start garnishing mixed drinks with a single, delicate slice of pepperoni.

That would be delicious in a Nigelada. I endorse this addition.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

40K Shotsies:

1 can Creme Soda per turn.

Add a shot of black rum for each objective you hold per turn, try to drink it before your next turn.  Pray to baby jesus that the game only lasts 5 turns, avoid holding all six objectives at one time.

LMNO

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2015, 11:45:15 PM
Nigelada:

12 oz beer
4 oz V8
1 tablespoon pickle juice
3 dashes fish sauce
2 dashes Valentino's (or to taste)
1 large lime wedge
1 pepperoncini
A dusting of black pepper

Drink as if you are a dying man in the desert.

INVALID.

Where's the dildo?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO on October 10, 2015, 03:43:00 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2015, 11:45:15 PM
Nigelada:

12 oz beer
4 oz V8
1 tablespoon pickle juice
3 dashes fish sauce
2 dashes Valentino's (or to taste)
1 large lime wedge
1 pepperoncini
A dusting of black pepper

Drink as if you are a dying man in the desert.

INVALID.

Where's the dildo?

The dildo is implicit.

Always.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

Ah, so THAT'S why I was walking funny today.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dubya

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 09, 2015, 08:04:13 PM
3/4 Juicy Juice
1/4 Shit Tier Vodka

Drink until everything is funny.

Reminds me of the time I ordered a Tom Collins in a crappy club in Juarez.

The result, as near as I can reconstruct it:

12 oz Sprite
1 shot rotgut gin
Splash fake lime juice

After the first 2 or 3, it becomes increasingly difficult to tell the difference between this and an actual Tom Collins.
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trippinprincezz13

Quote from: Nast on October 09, 2015, 11:48:16 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2015, 11:45:15 PM
Nigelada:
1 pepperoncini

I read this as 1 pepperoni.

Someone needs to start garnishing mixed drinks with a single, delicate slice of pepperoni.

:lol:  When we've had it in the house, my boyfriend's added a slice of pepperoni with a slice/cube of sharp cheddar (which is always in the house) as a garnish to our Bloody Mary's. Which are always great, and on occasion he's made more in a michelada style.

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2015, 11:45:15 PM
Nigelada:

12 oz beer
4 oz V8
1 tablespoon pickle juice
3 dashes fish sauce
2 dashes Valentino's (or to taste)
1 large lime wedge
1 pepperoncini
A dusting of black pepper


We've used pickle juice in our Bloody Mary's/quasi-cheladas before, but hadn't thought of fish sauce. I will have to try next time (and/or just replicate this whole recipe) since that sounds like it could add a nice bit of flavor.
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If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on October 13, 2015, 07:55:43 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 09, 2015, 11:48:16 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2015, 11:45:15 PM
Nigelada:
1 pepperoncini

I read this as 1 pepperoni.

Someone needs to start garnishing mixed drinks with a single, delicate slice of pepperoni.

:lol:  When we've had it in the house, my boyfriend's added a slice of pepperoni with a slice/cube of sharp cheddar (which is always in the house) as a garnish to our Bloody Mary's. Which are always great, and on occasion he's made more in a michelada style.

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2015, 11:45:15 PM
Nigelada:

12 oz beer
4 oz V8
1 tablespoon pickle juice
3 dashes fish sauce
2 dashes Valentino's (or to taste)
1 large lime wedge
1 pepperoncini
A dusting of black pepper


We've used pickle juice in our Bloody Mary's/quasi-cheladas before, but hadn't thought of fish sauce. I will have to try next time (and/or just replicate this whole recipe) since that sounds like it could add a nice bit of flavor.

It adds a really nice salty richness... clam juice is traditional, but I definitely prefer the fish sauce.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."