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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« on: February 15, 2019, 01:58:45 pm »
I'm thinking scotland is going to get particularly hilarious real soon. On one side we have a bunch of spineless hippies screaming for independence on the other side we have battle of the boyne reenactment society whom, ever since the last indyref, have preactically replaced roman catholics with nationalists as the target of their loyalist bile. Could get messy and civil war-y if the nats can just find their way to growing some balls. Martial Law anyone? So much opportunity for profit and lulz I'm practically salivating.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: February 12, 2019, 11:28:02 pm »
Oh, THIS is rich:

Trump calling anyone out on racism?  :lulz:

I love how, just when you're convinced that he's come out with the dumbest shit imaginable, he goes and blurts out something even more retarded. He's like the window licker that just keeps giving  :lulz:

Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: February 11, 2019, 09:11:25 am »
...and if he is self-aware enough to say he doesn't know anything about databases, he's already better than 80% of the IT people out there.


Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: February 11, 2019, 09:08:43 am »
Whoa! I guess it's kinda a dick move following up that with my good news but dick I am, so here goes - My partners and I just sold our business and I got myself about 3 years of runway cash now, with which to become a professional artist and/or launch an AR business. Got a gig next month at facebook HQ in London Being filmed competing in an art battle with 15 proper pros. Don't expect to do particularly well but it's all about teh networking. Been bored for about the last 5 years. It's time for some adventure before I snuff it from old age and poor lifestyle choices! 8)

Brady amendment passed.  May has to go back to the EU and negotiate on something the EU has said it won't negotiate on.

Time to stock up on tinned food, pasta, toilet paper and drugs.  No Deal just got even more likely.

Can't you guys just start beheading people?  That worked in the old days.

I ask this with a completely straight face.

Patience. That's how some of us are planning to feed ourselves after the no-deal thing goes through :evil:

Apple Talk / Re: Consumer Identity
« on: January 18, 2019, 11:45:42 am »
I view corporations more like a force of nature than conscious agents. If the hurricane blows the wildfire out then it's good. Doesn't mean I support hurricanes. Just fortunate that particular one came in handy. Me too got a publicity gift. Gillette will reap rewards. Anyone angered by this is angry at the wind for blowing in their favour.

Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: January 18, 2019, 11:36:17 am »

You've created a monster!

Welcome to UK politics and to a wider indictment of human nature - The lengths a rabid power junkie will go to, to hang onto their fix. Honestly, you want to assassinate Theresa May with no comeback? Just explain to her that the wall outlet dispenses power and then sit back and watch her electrocute herself trying to suck it out.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: January 14, 2019, 07:20:58 pm »
Death is a bell curve. Congrats Rog, We've lived long enough to hit the part where all our peers start dropping like flies :horrormirth:

Bring and Brag / Re: P3nT's Shoops
« on: December 14, 2018, 08:09:24 am »

Apple Talk / Re: Pretending is more powerful than you know
« on: December 14, 2018, 08:06:38 am »
You had me at the title!  :mittens:

But if we throw them in the Thames, what will we eat once the shops run out of food?

My post-Brexit plan involves: burning copies of the Sun and Mail to keep warm, eating Leave voters and travelling the country in an armoured bus with an advert about NHS spending on the side.

I'm in. We have a massive stockpile of scottish unionists up here I've been fattening up for the lean times. Trust that will be enough to pay for my bus pass?  :evil:

Apple Talk / Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« on: October 03, 2018, 05:32:24 pm »
You want a fun link?

What do you really know about Nessies?

I know I keep saying this but the art thing is going to happen... eventually. Is still a bit daunting but those initial storyboards are too good to not happen. I'll get there. Eventually  :oops:

Bring and Brag / Re: P3nT's Shoops
« on: October 01, 2018, 11:22:02 pm »
Art dump. Some recent stuff..

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