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Apple Talk / That's Me.
« Last post by Doktor Howl on Today at 12:43:50 am »
Today I drove home doing 53 MPH in the left lane with my right blinker on for 5 miles.  I stopped at the grocery store on the way, where I parked 6" away from the car on my right.  Inside, I used the restroom, hopelessly jamming up the toilet.  Then I left my cart in the middle of the aisle while I stood next to it for 5 minutes, debating my choice of taco seasoning.   Then I took 3-4 minutes recounting my change in the express checkout.  Leaving, I left my cart in the parking spot on my left side.

I am THAT FUCKING GUY.  And while I enjoy what I do, it is exhausting and I feel as if I should be compensated.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Last post by Cain on Yesterday at 11:51:33 pm »
I question this legal strategy where you admit to doing illegal things, but then loudly assert it was not illegal.

It may fool the rubes, but it's going to collapse like a house of cards in any court.

I am giggling like a schoolgirl over the almost-immediate future.

This is LITERALLY "If the president does it, it can't be a crime."

Even better, it's "if the President did it before he was President, it can't be a crime".  Even Nixon wasn't this audacious.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Last post by Doktor Howl on Yesterday at 11:43:10 pm »
I question this legal strategy where you admit to doing illegal things, but then loudly assert it was not illegal.

It may fool the rubes, but it's going to collapse like a house of cards in any court.

I am giggling like a schoolgirl over the almost-immediate future.

This is LITERALLY "If the president does it, it can't be a crime."
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Last post by Cain on Yesterday at 11:33:05 pm »
I question this legal strategy where you admit to doing illegal things, but then loudly assert it was not illegal.

It may fool the rubes, but it's going to collapse like a house of cards in any court.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Hey Cain, it's a Pakistan thread
« Last post by Cain on Yesterday at 11:31:54 pm »
Asia Times, the Diplomat....I also follow half a dozen former military intel/ISI guys who have gone into private contracting, as a barometer of security services sentiment.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Space Force
« Last post by Brother Mythos on Yesterday at 11:06:37 pm »
Here’s another submittal for The Official Space Force Song™: https://youtu.be/KXMCGWerxOY
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Apple Talk / Re: George
« Last post by Doktor Howl on Yesterday at 10:30:59 pm »
This is still the intro chapter, mind you.

I have only a few minutes at a time to work on this.
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Discordian Recipes / Re: Ginger Beef
« Last post by Doktor Howl on Yesterday at 10:30:05 pm »
You can even put ginger in your ass.

Ghost peppers.  Unless yer yella.
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