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Treizain à Eris

Started by goupixg6, July 23, 2012, 05:23:26 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Should this be moved to discordia en espanol?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 23, 2012, 06:56:54 PM
Should this be moved to discordia en espanol?

No.  It's written in Belgian, not Espagnol.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Besides, I like having at least one active thread.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 06:55:40 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 23, 2012, 06:54:34 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 06:52:03 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 23, 2012, 06:51:09 PM
:lulz: :lulz:  :lulz:

"Speek ze fronsh! Wear ze ogly cloze! Pose on ze sidewalk!"

But still something.

Beats the fuck out of the usual mob of drones that...Fuck it.  I'm not gonna repeat the same old shit.

True. They try.

While everyone else just reads unless there's drama attached in some way.

Like those leeches in Panama that attach themselves to your junk.

I was going to say those dogs Jack London wrote about that sit in a circle waiting for the fight to get bloody, but the leeches might be more apropos.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 23, 2012, 06:58:47 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 06:55:40 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 23, 2012, 06:54:34 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 06:52:03 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 23, 2012, 06:51:09 PM
:lulz: :lulz:  :lulz:

"Speek ze fronsh! Wear ze ogly cloze! Pose on ze sidewalk!"

But still something.

Beats the fuck out of the usual mob of drones that...Fuck it.  I'm not gonna repeat the same old shit.

True. They try.

While everyone else just reads unless there's drama attached in some way.

Like those leeches in Panama that attach themselves to your junk.

I was going to say those dogs Jack London wrote about that sit in a circle waiting for the fight to get bloody, but the leeches might be more apropos.

Fucking leeches.  Leeches exist by waiting for someone else to gather energy (in the form of nutrients in the bloodstream), which they then siphon off, before disappearing back into the swamp until next time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 07:00:22 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 23, 2012, 06:58:47 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 06:55:40 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 23, 2012, 06:54:34 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 06:52:03 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 23, 2012, 06:51:09 PM
:lulz: :lulz:  :lulz:

"Speek ze fronsh! Wear ze ogly cloze! Pose on ze sidewalk!"

But still something.

Beats the fuck out of the usual mob of drones that...Fuck it.  I'm not gonna repeat the same old shit.

True. They try.

While everyone else just reads unless there's drama attached in some way.

Like those leeches in Panama that attach themselves to your junk.

I was going to say those dogs Jack London wrote about that sit in a circle waiting for the fight to get bloody, but the leeches might be more apropos.

Fucking leeches.  Leeches exist by waiting for someone else to gather energy (in the form of nutrients in the bloodstream), which they then siphon off, before disappearing back into the swamp until next time.

In the old days people tried to find medicinal uses for them.
I don't see any mention of them on the holistic websites, though.  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Freeky

Leeches are good for something to do with necrotic tissue and infections.

OP is a poem.  It's got some nice imagery, but I don't understand why it has to do with Eris.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 23, 2012, 11:04:47 PM
Leeches are good for something to do with necrotic tissue and infections.

OP is a poem.  It's got some nice imagery, but I don't understand why it has to do with Eris.

No, that's maggots.

Leeches are good for extracting toxins used for surgery...IE, curare and cocaine.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 12:17:45 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 23, 2012, 11:04:47 PM
Leeches are good for something to do with necrotic tissue and infections.

OP is a poem.  It's got some nice imagery, but I don't understand why it has to do with Eris.

No, that's maggots.

Leeches are good for extracting toxins used for surgery...IE, curare and cocaine.

Oh, right.  I knew they were good for soemthing, though.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 24, 2012, 12:23:59 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 12:17:45 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 23, 2012, 11:04:47 PM
Leeches are good for something to do with necrotic tissue and infections.

OP is a poem.  It's got some nice imagery, but I don't understand why it has to do with Eris.

No, that's maggots.

Leeches are good for extracting toxins used for surgery...IE, curare and cocaine.

Oh, right.  I knew they were good for soemthing, though.

TDRR's top 10 fun things to do with leeches, #6:

"Flinging from the cheap seats at the ballpark, down into the main stadium seating."

ETA:  This also works with plastic cups full of shitty beer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 12:25:34 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 24, 2012, 12:23:59 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 12:17:45 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 23, 2012, 11:04:47 PM
Leeches are good for something to do with necrotic tissue and infections.

OP is a poem.  It's got some nice imagery, but I don't understand why it has to do with Eris.

No, that's maggots.

Leeches are good for extracting toxins used for surgery...IE, curare and cocaine.

Oh, right.  I knew they were good for soemthing, though.

TDRR's top 10 fun things to do with leeches, #6:

"Flinging from the cheap seats at the ballpark, down into the main stadium seating."

ETA:  This also works with plastic cups full of shitty beer.


AIEEEEEEEEEEE

Also, :lulz:

Pope Pixie Pickle

En Anglais- the translation goes as thus.


When the peaks of gray, with green pines,
Slowly from the depths, surveyed the rough stone,
A dry constellation, a beam of dust,
Are revealed in an order that I can not describe.


The goddess is the heavens empire and revere
his only dress for the ball, constantly circling
stuns us in the waltz of the wind, Eris!
In your purity of the flame shines light dew
of your dance by pristine innocence,
Cardinal in your heart: O precious Sapphire!

Not have known what was that all? And where is this all?
Not you anyway because you condemn and royalties.
By the austere remember, the beauty punishes the soul.

Ma francais est tres mal.

I was very good at it at school, but I forgot most of it.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 12:25:34 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 24, 2012, 12:23:59 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 12:17:45 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 23, 2012, 11:04:47 PM
Leeches are good for something to do with necrotic tissue and infections.

OP is a poem.  It's got some nice imagery, but I don't understand why it has to do with Eris.

No, that's maggots.

Leeches are good for extracting toxins used for surgery...IE, curare and cocaine.

Oh, right.  I knew they were good for soemthing, though.

TDRR's top 10 fun things to do with leeches, #6:

"Flinging from the cheap seats at the ballpark, down into the main stadium seating."

ETA:  This also works with plastic cups full of shitty beer.

I found a leech on FBF's kale yesterday, and her horror at the fact that we have leeches here... GROUND leeches... was priceless.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2012, 11:24:33 PM
En Anglais- the translation goes as thus.


When the peaks of gray, with green pines,
Slowly from the depths, surveyed the rough stone,
A dry constellation, a beam of dust,
Are revealed in an order that I can not describe.


The goddess is the heavens empire and revere
his only dress for the ball, constantly circling
stuns us in the waltz of the wind, Eris!
In your purity of the flame shines light dew
of your dance by pristine innocence,
Cardinal in your heart: O precious Sapphire!

Not have known what was that all? And where is this all?
Not you anyway because you condemn and royalties.
By the austere remember, the beauty punishes the soul.

Ma francais est tres mal.

I was very good at it at school, but I forgot most of it.

That is, in fact, not a bad poem at all.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 07:10:11 AM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2012, 11:24:33 PM
En Anglais- the translation goes as thus.


When the peaks of gray, with green pines,
Slowly from the depths, surveyed the rough stone,
A dry constellation, a beam of dust,
Are revealed in an order that I can not describe.


The goddess is the heavens empire and revere
his only dress for the ball, constantly circling
stuns us in the waltz of the wind, Eris!
In your purity of the flame shines light dew
of your dance by pristine innocence,
Cardinal in your heart: O precious Sapphire!

Not have known what was that all? And where is this all?
Not you anyway because you condemn and royalties.
By the austere remember, the beauty punishes the soul.

Ma francais est tres mal.

I was very good at it at school, but I forgot most of it.

That is, in fact, not a bad poem at all.

I DON'T LIKE IT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.