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Sausage diet recipe

Started by Ob_Portu, October 26, 2010, 09:12:30 PM

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Ob_Portu

I'm thinking of making the easiest most kickass diet ever.

the four sausages a day diet. Organic chicken sausages, bitches. They are PRECOOKED,microwave em!

Less than 200 calories a day AND low carb(so as to put your body into lipolysis, you know, Fat buring mode?)

Fucking delicious, and they DO have apple flavor.

Now there's No excuse, go get that supermodel body.

This recipe is copyleft.
I'm not crazy, I'm perturbed.

eighteen buddha strike

There is a farm in Waverly Nebraska, which is like five miles from Lincoln where I live, that makes these.
They're called Smart Chicken, and they're fucking delicious...
Sadly, all of the grocery stores around here just carry the normal chicken products, but not their chicken sausages and brats.
Its a travesty.

I wont eat anything but organic free-range chicken,
Have you ever been to a Tyson plant?
I have.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Ob_Portu on October 26, 2010, 09:12:30 PM
I'm thinking of making the easiest most kickass diet ever.

the four sausages a day diet. Organic chicken sausages, bitches. They are PRECOOKED,microwave em!

Less than 200 calories a day AND low carb(so as to put your body into lipolysis, you know, Fat buring mode?)

Fucking delicious, and they DO have apple flavor.

Now there's No excuse, go get that supermodel body.

This recipe is copyleft.

This is a lot like the cheeseburger diet. It works.

http://cheeseburgerexperiment.blogspot.com/

Can't argue with science, bitches!

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Ob_Portu

I've been to all manner of commercial farming plants.

FUCK THAT SHIT.


Organic and free range if I'm eating meat at all.

I'm so proud of you!

Fuck yeah! Science is what it is!
I'm not crazy, I'm perturbed.

AFK

I never sausage a weird diet before. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Ob_Portu

I know your secret Rev. What's-His-Name?
I'm not crazy, I'm perturbed.