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Started by Ben, March 11, 2005, 05:25:23 PM

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Ben

What is up with the MAN today?  I don't mean myself; I'm just a little man.  I mean the MAN, the gargantuan conglomerate corporation sometimes lovingly reffered to as Big Brother.  HE's the MAN, but HE ain't kind.  HE is destroyer of the lives of men, women, and children.  HE isn't into sex, drugs, or rock and roll, and HE not only wants to make sure that nobody else is; HE wants to make DAMN sure.  As far as HE thinks, HE is everyone else because HE can't mind HIS own business, so to speak.  HE's a masochist about the business HE does mind.  And as for anything foreign, whether it be the likes of blacks, women, ragheads, or OTHER men, watch out because HE would fucking anybody, and does.  HE doesn't clean HIS house.  HE smokes industrial pollution brand cigarettes in the living room and it's killing HIM.  Does ERIS even care, or is SHE the one feeding all the bad ideas into HIS head?  Maybe HE is just emo and depressed because ERIS broke HIS heart, and they should get back together.  Or maybe HE should divorce ERIS and date APHRODITE instead.  I don't actually know whether I am just a man amongst many, or whether I am the sole messiah of the MAN, but I do hope HE gets better or dies or something soon.

Horab Fibslager

actually these days he is in to sex drugs adn rock n roll. we leaver oom for escape from subjigation?
Hell is other people.

Cain

Quote from: Righteous Warrior TempleThe false warrior has little restraint, often doing whatever he feels like impulsively. He loses his temper easily, even when unwarranted, for an excuse to assert his dominance over others by bellowing and smashing things. He swaggers about, bumping aside the unwary and carrying on in a loud, boisterous manner. He may be extremely competitive, enjoying "winning" above all else and keeping score of his manliness by the number of people he,Äôs bullied, the number of women he,Äôs dominated sexually, the amount of money he is "worth", and his capacity for imbibing alcoholic beverages. Machismo is the code he lives by, not honor.

Ben

Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Righteous Warrior TempleThe false warrior has little restraint, often doing whatever he feels like impulsively. He loses his temper easily, even when unwarranted, for an excuse to assert his dominance over others by bellowing and smashing things. He swaggers about, bumping aside the unwary and carrying on in a loud, boisterous manner. He may be extremely competitive, enjoying "winning" above all else and keeping score of his manliness by the number of people he,Äôs bullied, the number of women he,Äôs dominated sexually, the amount of money he is "worth", and his capacity for imbibing alcoholic beverages. Machismo is the code he lives by, not honor.
Whether to be the world's friend or nemisis?  Sometimes it depends on the world, but I usually befriend the world, unless I don't.  For some reason, many people who accrue political world power turn out to be treacherous swine.  Such is the nature of polytics.  We need power to be used altruistically for the world, not in service to men like Big Brother or Jehova or Sauron... or Bush

East Coast Hustle

Sauron would fucking anybody, especially Jehovah.

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Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Ben

Nah, Jehova beats out Sauron for sheer number of kills.  Every few pages in the bible has several thousand slaughters while Sauron just caused a few battles.  Sauron was a mere demigod of Jehova.

East Coast Hustle

Jehovah was a fucking pussy. Sauron would have bitch-slapped his ass and made him go fix turkey pot pie.

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Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

Morgoth/Melkor would fucking anybody!

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

illusion

I think it's time to bring back one of the destroyer goddesses. Like Kali. She wears severed human heads on her necklace and has severed hands hanging from her belt. Kali wades in rivers of blood and gore.   She could bitch slap Jehovah, Sauron, Morgoth The Man........any of those sissy boys......and harvest their body parts for the zombies on this forum.

Ben

Kali?  The Goddess of death has zero sex appeal.  What would Kali do?  She'd probably be worse than the MAN(tm).  Then we'd all be whoreshipping Eros instead of Eris to dissent.

Cain

Quote from: illusion, Oracle of DoomI think it's time to bring back one of the destroyer goddesses. Like Kali. She wears severed human heads on her necklace and has severed hands hanging from her belt. Kali wades in rivers of blood and gore.   She could bitch slap Jehovah, Sauron, Morgoth The Man........any of those sissy boys......and harvest their body parts for the zombies on this forum.

Uh...of course there is Eris too.  First war in history and all that (although the Tolkein mythos fans would rightly disagree) .

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: ManKali?  The Goddess of death has zero sex appeal.  What would Kali do?  She'd probably be worse than the MAN(tm).  Then we'd all be whoreshipping Eros instead of Eris to dissent.

WTF are you talking about?  One of Kali's aspects is the Mother.

TGRR,
Knows an 8 armed MILF when he sees one.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

Indeed, Kali is a goddess of both life and death. Sometimes she presents as the destroyer goddess wearing severed heads, but at other times she is the Mother whose eight hand are full of gifts for her children. Like in the pic below.

just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Mangrove

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ManKali?  The Goddess of death has zero sex appeal.  What would Kali do?  She'd probably be worse than the MAN(tm).  Then we'd all be whoreshipping Eros instead of Eris to dissent.

WTF are you talking about?  One of Kali's aspects is the Mother.

TGRR,
Knows an 8 armed MILF when he sees one.

metaphysical MILF? and thus, on saturday 12th march 2005, a new genre of porn was created.

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What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.