Form letter

[Mangrove]

In the interests of efficiency, SSOOKN propose that the following form letter be used to clarify communication and save time.

1. Hey you _______ !

Select as appropriate: a) Discordians
                               b) Liberals
                               c) Wiccans
                               d) Commies
                               e) Neo-con
                               f)  Idiots

2. You are ________

a) Doing it wrong
b) Destroying America
c) In league with Satan
d) Atheist scum
e) Nazi scum
f)  Fucking stupid


3. You are not __________


a) As discordan as me!
b) A true American
c) Going to be saved by Jesus
d) Going to take over the world with your bullshit Marxist economics
e) Likely to comply with the Geneva Convention
f)  As intelligent as I am!


4. You should listen to me because ________

a) I consulted my pineal gland
b) You are soft on terrorism
c) I went to a Biblical college in Arkansas
d) Reagan destroyed Communism
e) I have a social conscience
f) I am so intelligent!

5. If you do not _________

a) You are a big meanie Greyface
b) America will be attacked again
c) Satan will insert hot objects into your anus for all eternity
d) Market forces will destroy your social fabric
e) You will face a 'truth & reconcilliation' commission
f)  You will be like, really lame and I'll mock you for not being so smart

6. So ________

a) lolfnordpinealgland23haileris
b) Ha! You won't be laughing when the immigrants take over
c) Repent!!!!
d) Enjoy waiting in lines for many hours, hoping to get stale bread
e) Fuck off back to Alaska you medieval bitch
f)  Nuh.

[Thurnez Isa]

 

you should 6 f) fuck a duck

[Template]

I am amused.

Also, this sounds like a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardan_grille

[East Coast Hustle]

for Mang!