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Started by Requia ☣, November 02, 2010, 11:09:00 PM

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My state legislature (NC) now has its first Republican majority since Reconstruction, and they'll get to redraw our district maps.  I wonder how many Tea Partiers listened to Glenn Beck and refused to participate in that bit of socialism known as the census.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Juana

216 GOP now.  :x I'm thinking the Democrats might get to keep the Senate, but I don't suppose it'll matter one way or another since Democrats crumble if the GOP looks at them funny.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Juana

220! GOP has a majority now!  :x
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Epimetheus

POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Doktor Howl

WHAT THE FUCK, ARIZONA!  WHAT THE FUCK!
Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 03, 2010, 01:29:34 AM
Christine O'Donnel has lost, (also not much of a surprise) killing CSPAN's chance of winning numerous awards for best comedy on television in 2011.

Also from NPR: "Washington D.C. always wins."

Damn, can I use this?
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Requia ☣

Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Requia ☣

Silver lining, NPR is saying that if Harry Reid wins he'll probably lose his job as Democrat leader in the Senate.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Eater of Clowns

In a surprising upset, Massachusetts managed to re-elect every fucking incumbent on the ballot.   :lulz:

FUCK YOU, WE'RE PURITANS.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

WOOWOO!  ALL BUT ONE OF MY WAGERS IN ARIZONA ARE GOING MY WAY!

I'M GONNA BE ROLLING IN FILTHY LUCRE! :banana:

AND LED BY TEABAGGERS!  :sadbanana:

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S ASSHOLE OR BREAKFAST TIME!
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 03, 2010, 03:37:11 AM
In a surprising upset, Massachusetts managed to re-elect every fucking incumbent on the ballot.   :lulz:

FUCK YOU, WE'RE PURITANS.

Massholes love the devil we know. Some friends of mine who moved in from Chicago projected a Menino loss in the last mayoral election, citing it on their extensive knowledge from having lived in Boston for a short period of time.  :lulz:
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Requia ☣

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 03:41:46 AM
WOOWOO!  ALL BUT ONE OF MY WAGERS IN ARIZONA ARE GOING MY WAY!

I'M GONNA BE ROLLING IN FILTHY LUCRE! :banana:

AND LED BY TEABAGGERS!  :sadbanana:

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S ASSHOLE OR BREAKFAST TIME!

People actually bet against your picks?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 03, 2010, 03:47:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 03:41:46 AM
WOOWOO!  ALL BUT ONE OF MY WAGERS IN ARIZONA ARE GOING MY WAY!

I'M GONNA BE ROLLING IN FILTHY LUCRE! :banana:

AND LED BY TEABAGGERS!  :sadbanana:

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S ASSHOLE OR BREAKFAST TIME!

People actually bet against your picks?

I spent 4 months dredging up idiots that bet like fans.

Dok,
Used to pay his bills this way.
Molon Lube

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 03, 2010, 03:35:21 AM
Silver lining, NPR is saying that if Harry Reid wins he'll probably lose his job as Democrat leader in the Senate.
Good. Fuck that spineless piece of shit.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Doktor Howl

So far, I'm good except for district 1, which nobody cares about.

District 7 & 8 are really close though.  I don't stand to lose much cash if they flip, but my gambling cred could suffer a bit.  This is a real knuckle biter.
Molon Lube