i: zealous indifference

[Horab Fibslager]

1; and the boondoggled sage went upon them waning verily at them and moing over to them, sending them thusly:
2; carrot cake twinkies are better than sex while on heroin and ecstacy drinking an ice cold one and watching star trek 2 wrath of khan.
3; and pissing sorely for his verneal misfortune and hopping tenuously upon the mantle he lamenting sorely bore upon them zealously
4; ph34r teh carrot cake twinkie!
5;and in veriation did they fall back upon themselves, folded polyognically and untothemselves woefully.
6; adn they went forth and went to the store and pucrchased of the carrot cake twinkie, thinkign the boondoggled sage mad
7:and they did taketh of the carrot cake twinkies to their dwellings think  of them good value.
8:and the went forth to their kitchen and their livign rooms;
9: and unpackaging the box fo carrot cake twinkies;
10: and unhpackaging hte invidually wrapped crrat cake twinkies from amongst themselves.
11: and did they sampel the carrot cake twinkies;
12: and the did wax joyously in blissful sweet carrotty twinkieie goodness
13: and the carrot cake twinkeis did cry out in utter pain and horror;
14 and fear, for they had gone mad for ht ecarrot cake twinkies,
15:and the carrot cake twinkies had gone mad with fear of them;
16: and the carrot cake twinkies did lash otu upon them, raping from them the hunger of their bellies, and tearing from them the lust of their mouths;
17: and the carrot cake twinkies did smote them, setting us up the bomb.

[Bella]

Man.........I sooo need some of those carrot cake twinkies.

I'm quite sure it's an evil plot to pay me back for eating all that wedding cake in Montana.
Either that or a reward for something or other that I don't remember doing. :P

Yeah.....I'm pretty sure it's a reward.