OPEN BAR: Top 10 things millenials hate about OB that we didn't know last week!

[hooplala]

I mean, we're kind of close... but not that close.

[Doktor Howl]

Enjoy your ecological madhouse, lowlanders!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Golf ball sized hail just attacked Boston. It's August. It's 90 degrees.





Make your time.

Isn't hail always a hot-weather thing?

[LMNO]

Golf ball sized hail just attacked Boston. It's August. It's 90 degrees.





Make your time.

Isn't hail always a hot-weather thing?

Really?


Huh.

[Trivial]

[Doktor Howl]

SO...

You guys know how I always yell about dumbasses walking in Arizona without boots or shoes on their feet?  How I call them slack-jawed monkeyfuckers who deserve what they get?

Guess who has no thumbs and figured he could just hop out and get the mail barefoot?

Guess who managed to step on a hornet?

Dok,
Slack-jawed monkeyfucker at large.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

SO...

You guys know how I always yell about dumbasses walking in Arizona without boots or shoes on their feet?  How I call them slack-jawed monkeyfuckers who deserve what they get?

Guess who has no thumbs and figured he could just hop out and get the mail barefoot?

Guess who managed to step on a hornet?

Dok,
Slack-jawed monkeyfucker at large.

[Meunster]

SO...

You guys know how I always yell about dumbasses walking in Arizona without boots or shoes on their feet?  How I call them slack-jawed monkeyfuckers who deserve what they get?

Guess who has no thumbs and figured he could just hop out and get the mail barefoot?

Guess who managed to step on a hornet?

Dok,
Slack-jawed monkeyfucker at large.

Why moneyfuckers? Is there that much stigma behind fucking monkeys?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

UNRELATED TO THE HORNET:

I suspect that on some really profound, suppressed level, I really need to get laid. I don't generally feel like I do, or even feel particularly horny or sexy or attracted to anyone, but I just kind of have this suspicion that I've simply compartmentalized all that energy and locked it away while I focus on school, but that it hasn't really gone away so much as just been stuffed into the darkest recesses of my soul.

[Meunster]

UNRELATED TO THE HORNET:

I suspect that on some really profound, suppressed level, I really need to get laid. I don't generally feel like I do, or even feel particularly horny or sexy or attracted to anyone, but I just kind of have this suspicion that I've simply compartmentalized all that energy and locked it away while I focus on school, but that it hasn't really gone away so much as just been stuffed into the darkest recesses of my soul.

Go to a bar and have hot semi rough casual sex.
It's easy, and accomplishable in under an hour.
My record is getting a guy in 10 minutes.  He even hosted.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

UNRELATED TO THE HORNET:

I suspect that on some really profound, suppressed level, I really need to get laid. I don't generally feel like I do, or even feel particularly horny or sexy or attracted to anyone, but I just kind of have this suspicion that I've simply compartmentalized all that energy and locked it away while I focus on school, but that it hasn't really gone away so much as just been stuffed into the darkest recesses of my soul.

I identify with this on so many levels.

[Cain]

UNRELATED TO THE HORNET:

I disagree:

[minuspace]

Mmm, free shipping!

[Faust]

Taking two weeks holidays starting next week, much needed, unfortunately it leads to panicked shit-tonne of work that needs to be done before I go, Haven't been around much, probably wont be for a while.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

UNRELATED TO THE HORNET:

I suspect that on some really profound, suppressed level, I really need to get laid. I don't generally feel like I do, or even feel particularly horny or sexy or attracted to anyone, but I just kind of have this suspicion that I've simply compartmentalized all that energy and locked it away while I focus on school, but that it hasn't really gone away so much as just been stuffed into the darkest recesses of my soul.

Go to a bar and have hot semi rough casual sex.
It's easy, and accomplishable in under an hour.
My record is getting a guy in 10 minutes.  He even hosted.

I'm not a gay dude, though.