I used to make videos, as some around here might remember, but I found I quickly ran out of things to say. I'm not the type to have an endless amount of topics to rant about, like Roger; I'm also not the type to repeat the same shit over and over using different buzzwords, like Hugh. Am I dating myself here?
Anyway, one thing I've always had a lot to say about, since a early age, was movies.... so recently I had been chewing on the idea of doing something NOBODY else on the interwebs had done... review bad movies online.
Here was my first go:
http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-gangs-of-the-dead-6239277 (http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-gangs-of-the-dead-6239277)
If you enjoy, possibly consider sending the link to anyone else you think may like this sort of thing... if you don't enjoy let me know here. Or there. If you are indifferent, try to get out more, breath air and talk to people... the malaise will pass. Unless you are clinically depressed, in which case this just got uncomfortable rather swiftly. I'll tip-toe out now.
I'll try to remember to link it to my FB.
https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/105425470853437477566/105425470853437477566/posts/Bu5GkpKMDrB
Ah, you are the best.
That was really entertaining (probably more so than the whole movie condensed). :wink:
Can I make a suggestion on a future episode?
The Last Lovecraft (http://thelastlovecraft.com/)
It's pretty much made for your show.
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2012, 05:05:48 PM
That was really entertaining (probably more so than the whole movie condensed). :wink:
Can I make a suggestion on a future episode?
The Last Lovecraft (http://thelastlovecraft.com/)
It's pretty much made for your show.
Really pleased you enjoyed! I think my narration needs to be improved, its sort of hypnotic in this episode.
And, consider that film added to the list of shame.
Oh shit that was awesome!
You gotta keep doing these! I have the attention span of a gnat but watched it all the way through AND laughed a lot, and my kids kept coming over to check it out.
Shared amongst all XD This is awesome! Took me a few tries for some reason it didn't load.
Also, my disturbing interpretation of the 5-year-old was that she was supposed to be ditzy/comic relief, but she came across as ACTUALLY MENTALLY RETARDED, which was just disturbing as fuck.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 07, 2012, 04:37:34 PM
Also, my disturbing interpretation of the 5-year-old was that she was supposed to be ditzy/comic relief, but she came across as ACTUALLY MENTALLY RETARDED, which was just disturbing as fuck.
YES EXACTLY! The movie was a mess.
Really thrilled you guys like! And I fully intend to keep on going with them, I have a bunch planned.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 07, 2012, 04:37:34 PM
Also, my disturbing interpretation of the 5-year-old was that she was supposed to be ditzy/comic relief, but she came across as ACTUALLY MENTALLY RETARDED, which was just disturbing as fuck.
I got the impression she was so traumatized by events that she reverted to a childlike state from the emotional damage.
But I could be wrong. Either way her part looks pointless and annoying as FUCK.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 08, 2012, 06:36:21 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 07, 2012, 04:37:34 PM
Also, my disturbing interpretation of the 5-year-old was that she was supposed to be ditzy/comic relief, but she came across as ACTUALLY MENTALLY RETARDED, which was just disturbing as fuck.
I got the impression she was so traumatized by events that she reverted to a childlike state from the emotional damage.
But I could be wrong. Either way her part looks pointless and annoying as FUCK.
Either way, the fact that the audience is forced to speculate why one of the characters is suddenly mentally retarded is a major character development fail. :lulz:
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 08, 2012, 07:48:54 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 08, 2012, 06:36:21 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 07, 2012, 04:37:34 PM
Also, my disturbing interpretation of the 5-year-old was that she was supposed to be ditzy/comic relief, but she came across as ACTUALLY MENTALLY RETARDED, which was just disturbing as fuck.
I got the impression she was so traumatized by events that she reverted to a childlike state from the emotional damage.
But I could be wrong. Either way her part looks pointless and annoying as FUCK.
Either way, the fact that the audience is forced to speculate why one of the characters is suddenly mentally retarded is a major character development fail. :lulz:
Indeed... although at least her character attracted thought... most of the other characters merely spoke lines and made no impact whatsoever. Bad bad bad. Was it obvious to everyone that the lady I referred to as Psuedo Latina was Asian?
Quote from: Hoopla on July 08, 2012, 09:08:24 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 08, 2012, 07:48:54 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 08, 2012, 06:36:21 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 07, 2012, 04:37:34 PM
Also, my disturbing interpretation of the 5-year-old was that she was supposed to be ditzy/comic relief, but she came across as ACTUALLY MENTALLY RETARDED, which was just disturbing as fuck.
I got the impression she was so traumatized by events that she reverted to a childlike state from the emotional damage.
But I could be wrong. Either way her part looks pointless and annoying as FUCK.
Either way, the fact that the audience is forced to speculate why one of the characters is suddenly mentally retarded is a major character development fail. :lulz:
Indeed... although at least her character attracted thought... most of the other characters merely spoke lines and made no impact whatsoever. Bad bad bad. Was it obvious to everyone that the lady I referred to as Psuedo Latina was Asian?
I really couldn't tell, I was too distracted by the terribleness of everything else that was happening.
fuck me, that was awesome. Sharing.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 10, 2012, 09:09:15 PM
fuck me, that was awesome. Sharing.
Thanks man!
Here is the 2nd episode, for those who care: http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-times-square-6251792 (http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-times-square-6251792)
Quote from: Hoopla on July 13, 2012, 03:59:41 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 10, 2012, 09:09:15 PM
fuck me, that was awesome. Sharing.
Thanks man!
Here is the 2nd episode, for those who care: http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-times-square-6251792 (http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-times-square-6251792)
OFUK.
ETA: If I have any criticism on this one, it's that I can't hear any of the clips at all. They're too quiet.
ETAETA: The ones in the beginning, anyway.
Aaaaw Yeah.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 13, 2012, 04:35:23 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 13, 2012, 03:59:41 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 10, 2012, 09:09:15 PM
fuck me, that was awesome. Sharing.
Thanks man!
Here is the 2nd episode, for those who care: http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-times-square-6251792 (http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-times-square-6251792)
OFUK.
ETA: If I have any criticism on this one, it's that I can't hear any of the clips at all. They're too quiet.
ETAETA: The ones in the beginning, anyway.
I was worried about that, so I kept the cls to a bare minimum.... I'm still not sure how to boost the volume of the clips. Something to work on.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 13, 2012, 03:59:41 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 10, 2012, 09:09:15 PM
fuck me, that was awesome. Sharing.
Thanks man!
Here is the 2nd episode, for those who care: http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-times-square-6251792 (http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-times-square-6251792)
That was awesome! Keep 'em coming...
Oh, and FYI, it's arguable that Tim Curry's most famous role is Nigel Thornberry. 8)
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 17, 2012, 02:31:33 AM
Oh, and FYI, it's arguable that Tim Curry's most famous role is Nigel Thornberry. 8)
:facepalm:
I didn't even think of that one.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 17, 2012, 02:46:14 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 17, 2012, 02:31:33 AM
Oh, and FYI, it's arguable that Tim Curry's most famous role is Nigel Thornberry. 8)
:facepalm:
I didn't even think of that one.
Hoops, how could you?!?
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/nigel-thornberry-beauty-beast-2.gif)
I'm a douche, what can I say?
And... and... that GIF!
Quote from: Hoopla on July 17, 2012, 01:46:41 PM
I'm a douche, what can I say?
And... and... that GIF!
NIGEL IS PURE ROMANCE.
Hey Hoopla! I just watched your first vid about the ZOMBIES and it was great! Very entertaining, and WAY better than watching the original movie I am sure.
I think I even like this better than your previous rant style video blogs, you got talent for comedic timing man! Also, really well done on all the cuts and such, keeps the pace in, makes it more polished and pro.
And I could tell you're Canadian when you said "only one way in or oot" in the bit about hiding in the dumpster. I learned that from How I met your mother.
Now I'm going to watch the second one. Keep it up!
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 30, 2012, 05:11:04 PM
Hey Hoopla! I just watched your first vid about the ZOMBIES and it was great! Very entertaining, and WAY better than watching the original movie I am sure.
I think I even like this better than your previous rant style video blogs, you got talent for comedic timing man! Also, really well done on all the cuts and such, keeps the pace in, makes it more polished and pro.
And I could tell you're Canadian when you said "only one way in or oot" in the bit about hiding in the dumpster. I learned that from How I met your mother.
Now I'm going to watch the second one. Keep it up!
Sooooo I DO say "oot", I always wondered!! Shee-it. I really didn't think I did... accents are funny.
Thanks Trip!
Here's one more, about Howard the Duck: http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-howard-the-duck-6281155 (http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-howard-the-duck-6281155)
Quote from: Hoopla on July 31, 2012, 06:58:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 30, 2012, 05:11:04 PM
Hey Hoopla! I just watched your first vid about the ZOMBIES and it was great! Very entertaining, and WAY better than watching the original movie I am sure.
I think I even like this better than your previous rant style video blogs, you got talent for comedic timing man! Also, really well done on all the cuts and such, keeps the pace in, makes it more polished and pro.
And I could tell you're Canadian when you said "only one way in or oot" in the bit about hiding in the dumpster. I learned that from How I met your mother.
Now I'm going to watch the second one. Keep it up!
Sooooo I DO say "oot", I always wondered!! Shee-it. I really didn't think I did... accents are funny.
Thanks Trip!
Here's one more, about Howard the Duck: http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-howard-the-duck-6281155 (http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-howard-the-duck-6281155)
I don't follow celebrity drama, what is that guy's "legal issues?"
Also, your idiot, inept lawyer made me :lulz:
Rex mentions "needles troubles"...
That was awesome.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 31, 2012, 07:46:40 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 31, 2012, 06:58:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 30, 2012, 05:11:04 PM
Hey Hoopla! I just watched your first vid about the ZOMBIES and it was great! Very entertaining, and WAY better than watching the original movie I am sure.
I think I even like this better than your previous rant style video blogs, you got talent for comedic timing man! Also, really well done on all the cuts and such, keeps the pace in, makes it more polished and pro.
And I could tell you're Canadian when you said "only one way in or oot" in the bit about hiding in the dumpster. I learned that from How I met your mother.
Now I'm going to watch the second one. Keep it up!
Sooooo I DO say "oot", I always wondered!! Shee-it. I really didn't think I did... accents are funny.
Thanks Trip!
Here's one more, about Howard the Duck: http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-howard-the-duck-6281155 (http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-howard-the-duck-6281155)
I don't follow celebrity drama, what is that guy's "legal issues?"
Also, your idiot, inept lawyer made me :lulz:
He was caught taking photos of 14 year old guys in various states of undress.
And thanks Telarus!
It is too bad about Jones, he was funny.
Kinda ruined Mom and Dad Save the World for me. Which, you know, otherwise is a superb piece of cinema.
These are great! I really liked the court thingy, mostly because you dyed your beard. Such commitment.
Or is my beard ALWAYS grey, and I dye it the other color? Duh duh DUH...
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 31, 2012, 07:46:40 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 31, 2012, 06:58:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 30, 2012, 05:11:04 PM
Hey Hoopla! I just watched your first vid about the ZOMBIES and it was great! Very entertaining, and WAY better than watching the original movie I am sure.
I think I even like this better than your previous rant style video blogs, you got talent for comedic timing man! Also, really well done on all the cuts and such, keeps the pace in, makes it more polished and pro.
And I could tell you're Canadian when you said "only one way in or oot" in the bit about hiding in the dumpster. I learned that from How I met your mother.
Now I'm going to watch the second one. Keep it up!
Sooooo I DO say "oot", I always wondered!! Shee-it. I really didn't think I did... accents are funny.
Thanks Trip!
Here's one more, about Howard the Duck: http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-howard-the-duck-6281155 (http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-howard-the-duck-6281155)
I don't follow celebrity drama, what is that guy's "legal issues?"
Also, your idiot, inept lawyer made me :lulz:
I gotta google that!
Quote from: Hoopla on July 31, 2012, 06:58:11 AM
Sooooo I DO say "oot", I always wondered!! Shee-it. I really didn't think I did... accents are funny.
(http://i.imgur.com/ee5Z0.jpg)
QuoteHere's one more, about Howard the Duck: http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-howard-the-duck-6281155 (http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-howard-the-duck-6281155)
Cool, will watch later on!
Oh and the one about the two girls on Times Square was hilarious as well and then I followed the link to the blog of whatshername that did a cameo and wasted a load of time on her Dr Who reviews that actually made me doubt the awesome of David Tennant for a bit ...
Diamanda Hagan is fucking amazing... I am thrilled something I did lead someone to her work. And yeah, me too about Tennant...
Oh - meant point out earlier, if you look closely at the reflections in the defenders glasses... it's Eris.
Much like the city of Paris, I took August off... but whether you like it or not, I am back. And I brought awful movies with me...
http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-coffy-6336654 (http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-coffy-6336654)
(many thanks to Nigel for help with quality control!)
I really hope it turns out to be actual help, and not "help". :lol:
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 05, 2012, 07:37:50 PM
I really hope it turns out to be actual help, and not "help". :lol:
Well, I don't personally think there is anything truly offensive in the review, so if someone does think so... they genuinely disagree with my POV, and maybe I will learn something. Not the worst thing that could come out of these review thingies... and I didn't expect you to "speak" for a group of people... I simply respect your opinion and wanted to know whether there was anything you found dodgy, you didn't... I was lucky enough to catch you on meds. Booya!
Dear Rex Bologna,
I enjoyed your analysis of of 'Times Square'.
There's a genre that is sadly under reported and overlooked - 1960-70s Biker Chick movies. I think you will enjoy works like "Angel's Wild Women".
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068211/
Mangrove
Thanks Mang!
I've been looking for something from the 60s actually, I will look that movie up!
Quote from: Hoopla on September 13, 2012, 09:03:32 PM
Thanks Mang!
I've been looking for something from the 60s actually, I will look that movie up!
It's horrible. Really horrible. And I only know that because I used to own it :lol:
Hey hey to anyone who reads this post.... in an upcoming review I am going to be reading some fictional letters I have received, I would like to use real names for the people writing to me... anyone up for their name being read aloud in a video watched by almost nobody??? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Quote from: Hoopla on September 19, 2012, 04:36:38 PM
Hey hey to anyone who reads this post.... in an upcoming review I am going to be reading some fictional letters I have received, I would like to use real names for the people writing to me... anyone up for their name being read aloud in a video watched by almost nobody??? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Shit yeah. I'll even write horrible letters, if you want.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 05:00:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 19, 2012, 04:36:38 PM
Hey hey to anyone who reads this post.... in an upcoming review I am going to be reading some fictional letters I have received, I would like to use real names for the people writing to me... anyone up for their name being read aloud in a video watched by almost nobody??? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Shit yeah. I'll even write horrible letters, if you want.
Hey if you want, go nuts... most of them are going to be about I abused Tim Curry in another review, but a death threat or two for no reason would be amusing.
Quote from: Hoopla on September 19, 2012, 05:09:19 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 05:00:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 19, 2012, 04:36:38 PM
Hey hey to anyone who reads this post.... in an upcoming review I am going to be reading some fictional letters I have received, I would like to use real names for the people writing to me... anyone up for their name being read aloud in a video watched by almost nobody??? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Shit yeah. I'll even write horrible letters, if you want.
Hey if you want, go nuts... most of them are going to be about I abused Tim Curry in another review, but a death threat or two for no reason would be amusing.
On it, as soon as I get a chance. I'll PM them to you.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 05:33:14 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 19, 2012, 05:09:19 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 05:00:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 19, 2012, 04:36:38 PM
Hey hey to anyone who reads this post.... in an upcoming review I am going to be reading some fictional letters I have received, I would like to use real names for the people writing to me... anyone up for their name being read aloud in a video watched by almost nobody??? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Shit yeah. I'll even write horrible letters, if you want.
Hey if you want, go nuts... most of them are going to be about I abused Tim Curry in another review, but a death threat or two for no reason would be amusing.
On it, as soon as I get a chance. I'll PM them to you.
You are a darling.
Quote from: Hoopla on September 19, 2012, 05:40:39 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 05:33:14 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 19, 2012, 05:09:19 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 05:00:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 19, 2012, 04:36:38 PM
Hey hey to anyone who reads this post.... in an upcoming review I am going to be reading some fictional letters I have received, I would like to use real names for the people writing to me... anyone up for their name being read aloud in a video watched by almost nobody??? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Shit yeah. I'll even write horrible letters, if you want.
Hey if you want, go nuts... most of them are going to be about I abused Tim Curry in another review, but a death threat or two for no reason would be amusing.
On it, as soon as I get a chance. I'll PM them to you.
You are a darling.
*curtsies*
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 05:00:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 19, 2012, 04:36:38 PM
Hey hey to anyone who reads this post.... in an upcoming review I am going to be reading some fictional letters I have received, I would like to use real names for the people writing to me... anyone up for their name being read aloud in a video watched by almost nobody??? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Shit yeah. I'll even write horrible letters, if you want.
Absolutely! I even have Opinions about Tim Curry.
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 06:37:14 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 05:00:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 19, 2012, 04:36:38 PM
Hey hey to anyone who reads this post.... in an upcoming review I am going to be reading some fictional letters I have received, I would like to use real names for the people writing to me... anyone up for their name being read aloud in a video watched by almost nobody??? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Shit yeah. I'll even write horrible letters, if you want.
Absolutely! I even have Opinions about Tim Curry.
:lol:
File under N:
http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-cannibal-girls-6384676 (http://blip.tv/rexbologna/rex-bologna-reviews-cannibal-girls-6384676)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
That was awesome!
And Andrea Martin was adorable back then.
She really was... this and Black Christmas were her best moments.
Quote from: Hoopla on October 19, 2012, 07:24:41 PM
She really was... this and Black Christmas were her best moments.
Googling
JESUS FUCK THAT LOOKS TERRIFYING. :aaa:
Quote from: Man Green on October 19, 2012, 09:06:00 PM
JESUS FUCK THAT LOOKS TERRIFYING. :aaa:
Oh it is, it's very well done... strangely, by the same guy who made The Christmas Story.
Quote from: Hoopla on October 20, 2012, 05:01:13 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 19, 2012, 09:06:00 PM
JESUS FUCK THAT LOOKS TERRIFYING. :aaa:
Oh it is, it's very well done... strangely, by the same guy who made The Christmas Story.
Weird! I'll have to watch both of them this year.