Books to confuse your children by

[Eve]

Awesome!

[Cainad (dec.)]

He's watching YouTube!

[Manta Obscura]

Thar yar

ISBN :
1-4127-0537-1

Amazonian Link-o:
http://www.amazon.com/First-Words-Lift-Warling-Photography/dp/1412705371/ref=sr_11_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1224892954&sr=11-1

Thanks, Iptuous! I'll see if I can scrounge up a little bit of fund-age to get that.

[Payne]

He's watching YouTube!

It's amazing how hard it is to find a pic of a laptop sitting at near enough the proper angle with PD on the screen in Google Images.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I'm sure it is. I'm just imagining an actual YouTube vid of Roger giving orders and going "UNNNNNNNNNG!"

Roger! Get a fucking webcam, the internet demands it!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

 

[shadowfurry23]

good call....
It turns out his hyperactivity wasn't due to the donuts at all, but instead from the HAARP control signals.

He is now patiently reading his lesson book.

Holy crap that book also features Hypnotoad!



Hm.  Now I'm wondering if it would be possible to write a Discordian children's book.   I'm already teaching my kid that when people say 'God' what they mean is 'Eris', but I don't know that he really gets it - he's 7 and autistic after all (pretty high functioning, but even so).  The core message of "Think for Yourself" that might be a little tricky though it might be possible to instill distrust for authority - ideally not Mom and Dad so much, that'd come back to bite you in the ass.

The Discordian Coloring Book is pretty kid-friendly though (well, except for the naked people "hugging" but that's not a real big deal) so I suppose it could be done...

Something to ponder...