Killing=Hilarious

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My world is really very simple.

So is mine.  The ranking system looks rather like this:

Cornish
Scots
Irish
Tetanus
Welsh

YOU KNOW HOW WE DO

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!

[BabylonHoruv]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).

Nah, my wife's obese.  lovely face, but big and fat.

I'm also not an aspie.  I'm borderline,  just as annoying but generally way creepier.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Garden tools.  

Yes.

If you masturbate to them, you are a furry.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).

Nah, my wife's obese.  lovely face, but big and fat.

I'm also not an aspie.  I'm borderline,  just as annoying but generally way creepier.

Code for "attention whore".

[Phox]

Garden tools.  

Now now, RWHN, like I said, he doesn't count as a person. So if he isn't a person, he can't be a furry.

Phox,
Would go straight for Johnny Depp, except it doesn't count.  

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, "know-nothing ass-talker".

[LMNO]

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!

Yeah, BH.  Way to score points with anyone who has ever been molested, saying that you think they'd be better off dead.  Presumably, so you could have more opportunities to reach orgasm.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).

Nah, my wife's obese.  lovely face, but big and fat.

I'm also not an aspie.  I'm borderline,  just as annoying but generally way creepier.

So you "e-cheat" on your wife because she's fat?  You're no prize yourself.

Just another reason to spit on you, as if there weren't enough already.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).

Nah, my wife's obese.  lovely face, but big and fat.

I'm also not an aspie.  I'm borderline,  just as annoying but generally way creepier.

Code for "attention whore".

I'm thinking he's a more damaged and kinda dumb version of Wade, to tell the truth.

[AFK]

Garden tools.  

Now now, RWHN, like I said, he doesn't count as a person. So if he isn't a person, he can't be a furry.

Phox,
Would go straight for Johnny Depp, except it doesn't count.  

Yeah, I mean, a real person wouldn't survive such a tragic career choice such as 21 Jump Street.  He's gotta be a robot, or alien, or lizard robot.  

[Phox]

Garden tools.  

Now now, RWHN, like I said, he doesn't count as a person. So if he isn't a person, he can't be a furry.

Phox,
Would go straight for Johnny Depp, except it doesn't count.  

Yeah, I mean, a real person wouldn't survive such a tragic career choice such as 21 Jump Street.  He's gotta be a robot, or alien, or lizard robot.  

Exactly. 

[BabylonHoruv]

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!

Yeah, BH.  Way to score points with anyone who has ever been molested, saying that you think they'd be better off dead.  Presumably, so you could have more opportunities to reach orgasm.

I'd be better off dead.  They get to make their own decisions in that respect.

I think molesting a child is worse than murdering an adult.

You are free to disagree.

Both are very wrong.

Imagining either, while certainly not healthy, is no more wrong than imagining anything else.

[BabylonHoruv]

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!

<---- Attention whore

Therefore quite likely to enjoy it.

Hopefully you do too so that it becomes a mutually gratifying exercise.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

<---- Attention whore

"Wade"