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The Good Reverend Roger

#6330
April 15, 2014, 08:20:36 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 08:20:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 06:33:30 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 06:32:41 PM


:fap:

And I don't even swing that way.

The norwegian church downoted gay marriage last week. I say we draw lots on going in drag and get married in Trondheim.

Lots?  Fuck that, I'm volunteering.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#6331
April 16, 2014, 02:33:29 AM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 06:32:41 PM


*fast glance*

"That looks like Ikea."

*reads sign*

"IT IS IKEA! IN THE LAND OF IKEAS!"
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#6332
April 16, 2014, 02:36:48 AM
Quote from: The Suu on April 16, 2014, 02:33:29 AM

"IT IS IKEA! IN THE LAND OF IKEAS!"

How do you say "Ikea" in Belgian?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#6333
April 16, 2014, 02:49:52 AM
I think it's pronounced, "BUY CHEAP VAGUELY MODERNISTIC CRAP! AND HAVE A MEATBALL!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#6334
April 16, 2014, 03:01:42 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 16, 2014, 02:49:52 AM
I think it's pronounced, "BUY CHEAP VAGUELY MODERNISTIC CRAP! AND HAVE A MEATBALL!"

I think everything in Norway ends with "AND HAVE A MEATBALL/SALTED HERRING/SALTED HERRING MEATBALL".

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#6335
April 16, 2014, 03:11:59 AM
Yes; that's the suffix "ourlfm".

Sir Squid Diddimus

#6336
April 16, 2014, 04:15:12 AM
Ah Ikea.
I love their cheap furniture.
Like the Misynskru cabinet, and the Shösdurt sofa.
But their glassware is awesome. Especially the Warpnkrak and Chiptuth.

Eater of Clowns

#6337
April 16, 2014, 04:20:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 16, 2014, 04:15:12 AM
Ah Ikea.
I love their cheap furniture.
Like the Misynskru cabinet, and the Shösdurt sofa.
But their glassware is awesome. Especially the Warpnkrak and Chiptuth.

I wish I was this good at making up deity names for Necronomicoin.  :cry:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#6338
April 16, 2014, 04:25:08 AM
Necrowhatnow?
Sounds like I could help.

Eater of Clowns

#6339
April 16, 2014, 04:27:51 AM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6340
April 16, 2014, 06:37:17 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#6341
April 16, 2014, 02:40:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 16, 2014, 04:15:12 AM
Ah Ikea.
I love their cheap furniture.
Like the Misynskru cabinet, and the Shösdurt sofa.
But their glassware is awesome. Especially the Warpnkrak and Chiptuth.

My Latin professor's husband had an obsession with Skiftibo Orange. He would come in to class to visit her, and sometimes just say, "Skiftibo" for the hell of it.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

#6342
April 16, 2014, 04:10:11 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 16, 2014, 04:15:12 AM
Ah Ikea.
I love their cheap furniture.
Like the Misynskru cabinet, and the Shösdurt sofa.
But their glassware is awesome. Especially the Warpnkrak and Chiptuth.

I prefer the Borknagar stool, the Wardruna tea set and the Ihshan bedside table.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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LMNO

#6343
April 16, 2014, 04:13:05 PM
And don't forget about the Flurmmentaglegrundlerstummeningtammerbanditersun pillowcase.

EK WAFFLR

#6344
April 16, 2014, 04:14:28 PM
of course. But the DöcktörHÿÿl toilet seat......
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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