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SERIOUSLY, NORWAY?

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 12, 2013, 08:11:49 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

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EK WAFFLR

This hasn't even reached me until now. The fuck.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Junkenstein

Another victory for the Egg Council!

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: What The Fox Say on September 12, 2013, 08:11:49 PM
http://boingboing.net/2013/09/10/norwegian-company-launches-e.html#more-254911



EGGS FOR BOYS AND EGGS FOR GIRLS.

:crankey:

Well of course, you need to make omlettes with one boy egg and one girl egg. Obviously omlettes made up of only boy eggs or only girl eggs are inferior and an attempt to destroy the fabric of civilization.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on September 12, 2013, 08:15:31 PM
Clearly it should be eggs for girls only.  I mean, come on Norway, basic biology here.

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Lenin McCarthy

Misleading marketing. I've never seen pirates who lay eggs.

Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on September 12, 2013, 10:29:19 PM
Misleading marketing. I've never seen pirates who lay eggs.

I'm pretty sure every time a pirate yells "ARRGH" they just popped one out.

Lenin McCarthy

Norway just elected a right-wing government. This is just a taste of what is going to happen next.
(Nevermind that the old government isn't stepping down before in a month, and that there is still a possibility that the new government will be an inoffensively center-right one without any blatant xenophobes in it, negotiations haven't really started yet)

Reginald Ret

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Bu🤠ns

I'm just happy knowing my daughter would totally pick the pirate over the princess.  I'm gonna ask her when she gets home.

Nephew Twiddleton

What about a princess that decides to go pirating?
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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Twigel on September 13, 2013, 04:45:24 PM
What about a princess that decides to go pirating?

A pirate who wants to be a princess.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Waffleman on September 13, 2013, 05:29:48 PM
Quote from: Twigel on September 13, 2013, 04:45:24 PM
What about a princess that decides to go pirating?

A pirate who wants to be a princess.
Well thats just sensible. How else are you going to earn a principality without raping monasteries and looting nuns? Thats called being proactive.
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Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.