Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on November 05, 2011, 07:23:32 PM

Title: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 05, 2011, 07:23:32 PM
...and I'll use that personal information to determine your full name, address, and where you work.

GO!
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Freeky on November 05, 2011, 07:24:54 PM
I have a shoe size L, and my favorite color is 12. GO
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Bruno on November 05, 2011, 07:28:49 PM
10 1/2

#FF00FF
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Triple Zero on November 05, 2011, 07:32:03 PM
My shoes are size 44 and MY FAVOURITE COLOUR DIED OF ATROPINE POISONING, YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Phox on November 05, 2011, 07:33:09 PM
Shoe size 42-30, favorite color lizard. GO!
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Kurt Christ on November 05, 2011, 07:33:54 PM
10; green.
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Cain on November 05, 2011, 08:14:27 PM
My shoe size is 83.244.236.131 and my favourite color is 349174719
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 05, 2011, 08:28:17 PM
9 EEE and Black

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2011, 07:32:03 PM
My shoes are size 44 and MY FAVOURITE COLOUR DIED OF ATROPINE POISONING, YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!

:spittake:
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 05, 2011, 08:54:34 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 05, 2011, 07:24:54 PM
I have a shoe size L, and my favorite color is 12. GO

your name is Vincenzo Fartarelli and you live in Queens where you sell counterfeit Manischewitz wine at cut-rate prices to people who are having trouble affording a bar mitzvah party.

Quote from: Emo Howard on November 05, 2011, 07:28:49 PM
10 1/2

#FF00FF

Apparently, your name actually IS "Emo Howard". You live in a 55+ gated retirement trailer park in Muncie, Indiana where you aren't technically employed but manage to scrape by on an ingenious scam involving you placing a cat in the tree outside the trailer of anyone in the park who suffers from dementia or alzheimers and then charging them $10 to rescue "their" cat.

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2011, 07:32:03 PM
My shoes are size 44 and MY FAVOURITE COLOUR DIED OF ATROPINE POISONING, YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!

Flugelhorn VanHymenstomp? Really? You Belgians have the strangest names.

You live at 612 Anuustraad in the basement of a tourist brothel and obviously, given your ethnic background and enormous feet, you make a living as an environmentally-friendly freelance wafflemaker using only the waffle-tread soles of your favorite pair of clogs and the heat generated by the friction of your thighs rubbing together.

Quote from: Doktor Phox on November 05, 2011, 07:33:09 PM
Shoe size 42-30, favorite color lizard. GO!

Your real name is Princess Poopypants (you had it legally changed to that when you turned 18, apparently) and you live in an abandoned methlab on the outskirts of Effingham, Illinois. You make your living by beating up members of the local biker gang, stealing their leather vests and chaps, and turning them into cute handbags and coin purses to sell on Etsy.

Quote from: Kurt Christ on November 05, 2011, 07:33:54 PM
10; green.

Your real name is Charlie Dwardfarkle. you live on a boat, which sounds pretty glamorous except that it's a moldy 15 foot zodiac with a blue tarp over it that you've tied to a cypress tree in the swamp outside Port Arthur, Texas. You are happily unemployed, feeling that you live quite well on your yacht, drinking the sweat that condenses on the underside of the tarp every morning and eating a porridge made from swampgrass and spanish moss, with the occasional bits of armadillo meat thrown in when you find a dead one floating by.

Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 05, 2011, 08:58:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 05, 2011, 08:14:27 PM
My shoe size is 83.244.236.131 and my favourite color is 349174719

your name is Ambassador Klok Kaos. You live in Saratoga Springs, New York but you are known and noted worldwide for your dashing good looks and musical prowess. When you aren't pursuing your dream of releasing an industrial album consisting solely of the "brown note" dragged out for a bowel-imploding 45 minutes, you put on yellow sunglasses and tour the world as the frontman for your side project band, U2.
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Phox on November 05, 2011, 09:04:44 PM
Thread delivers.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 05, 2011, 09:05:07 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on November 05, 2011, 08:28:17 PM
9 EEE and Black

Your real name is Myrtle Feinbottom. You live at 10525 Whackasackamus Place in Shelton, WA where you make a living as the world's only remaining professional Pinochle player. Since all of your competitors have died and the endorsement money has dried up, you volunteer at the state prison down the road where you ostensibly use bidding-based card games to teach prisoners about mathematical probabilities and business strategy, but really you smuggle hand-rolled cigarettes in your vagina and sell them to the cons for $20 apiece.
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Cain on November 05, 2011, 09:10:23 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 05, 2011, 08:58:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 05, 2011, 08:14:27 PM
My shoe size is 83.244.236.131 and my favourite color is 349174719

your name is Ambassador Klok Kaos. You live in Saratoga Springs, New York but you are known and noted worldwide for your dashing good looks and musical prowess. When you aren't pursuing your dream of releasing an industrial album consisting solely of the "brown note" dragged out for a bowel-imploding 45 minutes, you put on yellow sunglasses and tour the world as the frontman for your side project band, U2.

I thought that was released under the assumed name of Justin Bieber?
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 05, 2011, 09:15:36 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 05, 2011, 09:05:07 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on November 05, 2011, 08:28:17 PM
9 EEE and Black

Your real name is Myrtle Feinbottom. You live at 10525 Whackasackamus Place in Shelton, WA where you make a living as the world's only remaining professional Pinochle player. Since all of your competitors have died and the endorsement money has dried up, you volunteer at the state prison down the road where you ostensibly use bidding-based card games to teach prisoners about mathematical probabilities and business strategy, but really you smuggle hand-rolled cigarettes in your vagina and sell them to the cons for $20 apiece.

FUCK I GUESS I NEED TO USE MOAR TOR!!!!!!! :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Juana on November 05, 2011, 10:00:54 PM
10 and green
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 06, 2011, 12:26:08 AM
10 and orange.

Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 06, 2011, 12:42:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 12:26:08 AM
10 and orange.



Nigel IS your real name. Nigel Hugginbottom, to be precise. You live in at 38 Clwwdnghyth Llyne in Fynngwyghrtthyllm, just outside of Cardiff, Wales and you make your living as an interior decorator specializing in council flats and bring in some spare cash by selling black-market vowels.
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 06, 2011, 12:45:27 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 06, 2011, 12:42:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 12:26:08 AM
10 and orange.



Nigel IS your real name. Nigel Hugginbottom, to be precise. You live in at 38 Clwwdnghyth Llyne in Fynngwyghrtthyllm, just outside of Cardiff, Wales and you make your living as an interior decorator specializing in council flats and bring in some spare cash by selling black-market vowels.

OMG

YOU ARE A PI NINJA!

I'm scared now. :scared:
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Triple Zero on November 06, 2011, 01:41:25 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 05, 2011, 08:54:34 PM
VanHymenstomp?

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 06, 2011, 03:26:22 AM
Eleven and a half. Prefer doc martins black dress shoes black convarse or white new balance for the 80s throw back thing.
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Penumbral on November 06, 2011, 03:48:19 AM
11 1/2. jade.
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 06, 2011, 04:00:49 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 06, 2011, 03:26:22 AM
Eleven and a half. Prefer doc martins black dress shoes black convarse or white new balance for the 80s throw back thing.

Thanks, I'm picturing you in a black dress and Doc Martens now.
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 06, 2011, 04:09:37 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 04:00:49 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 06, 2011, 03:26:22 AM
Eleven and a half. Prefer doc martins black dress shoes black convarse or white new balance for the 80s throw back thing.

Thanks, I'm picturing you in a black dress and Doc Martens now.

Hot.



MY CRITICAL PI:
Size 10.5, wine-red
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 06, 2011, 04:11:04 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 04:00:49 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 06, 2011, 03:26:22 AM
Eleven and a half. Prefer doc martins black dress shoes black convarse or white new balance for the 80s throw back thing.

Thanks, I'm picturing you in a black dress and Doc Martens now.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13438.msg1112605#msg1112605
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Kai on November 06, 2011, 04:19:27 AM
6.5, but I usually buy women's 8.5 because no one sells a 6.5 men's shoesize. It only really matters for dress shoes, anyway. Color is green.
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: notathing on November 06, 2011, 06:42:46 AM
women's 10, men's 8; grey
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Epimetheus on November 06, 2011, 09:01:47 AM
12.5
Hyperlilac
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Pæs on November 06, 2011, 10:05:05 AM
FEET SIZE: 1′0″

FAVOURITE COLOUR: CARIBBEAN SUNRISE
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Payne on November 06, 2011, 10:32:37 AM
Size: UK 7
Colour: That shade the vein on Roger's head goes whenever someone mentions The Incident
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Suu on November 06, 2011, 03:26:25 PM
8.5 and red.
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 06, 2011, 06:53:51 PM
uk size 5 and turquiose
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: leln on November 07, 2011, 01:29:24 AM
I haven't had the time to read through the rest of the thread, so please excuse me if I'm inadvertently repeating someone else:

Are you going by American or European shoes?

Seriously, my shoe size varies depending on the brand and the country of origin. I wear men's running shoes, and in everything else I'm still female. Can we just differentiate shoe sizes by some standardized unit of measurement instead of fucking around already? Just tell me my foot is xx centimeters long, and let me buy the type of footwear I need, goddammit.
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Juana on November 07, 2011, 01:30:40 AM
:roll:
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 07, 2011, 01:33:41 AM
12W & Blue
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on November 07, 2011, 08:37:50 AM
Shoe size: 43 (European), 9 (US), 8 1/2 (UK).

Favorite color: Hooloovoo.
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: Luna on November 07, 2011, 10:32:38 AM
8 1/2, green
Title: Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 07, 2011, 02:06:02 PM
As this thread requires more creative effort than I can give it when I'm out at sea, further PI wizardry will have to wait until we get back to port later this week. But fear not, more expositions of your critical personal data will be forthcoming.