...and I'll use that personal information to determine your full name, address, and where you work.
GO!
I have a shoe size L, and my favorite color is 12. GO
10 1/2
#FF00FF
My shoes are size 44 and MY FAVOURITE COLOUR DIED OF ATROPINE POISONING, YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!
Shoe size 42-30, favorite color lizard. GO!
10; green.
My shoe size is 83.244.236.131 and my favourite color is 349174719
9 EEE and Black
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2011, 07:32:03 PM
My shoes are size 44 and MY FAVOURITE COLOUR DIED OF ATROPINE POISONING, YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!
:spittake:
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 05, 2011, 07:24:54 PM
I have a shoe size L, and my favorite color is 12. GO
your name is Vincenzo Fartarelli and you live in Queens where you sell counterfeit Manischewitz wine at cut-rate prices to people who are having trouble affording a bar mitzvah party.
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 05, 2011, 07:28:49 PM
10 1/2
#FF00FF
Apparently, your name actually IS "Emo Howard". You live in a 55+ gated retirement trailer park in Muncie, Indiana where you aren't technically employed but manage to scrape by on an ingenious scam involving you placing a cat in the tree outside the trailer of anyone in the park who suffers from dementia or alzheimers and then charging them $10 to rescue "their" cat.
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2011, 07:32:03 PM
My shoes are size 44 and MY FAVOURITE COLOUR DIED OF ATROPINE POISONING, YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!
Flugelhorn VanHymenstomp? Really? You Belgians have the strangest names.
You live at 612 Anuustraad in the basement of a tourist brothel and obviously, given your ethnic background and enormous feet, you make a living as an environmentally-friendly freelance wafflemaker using only the waffle-tread soles of your favorite pair of clogs and the heat generated by the friction of your thighs rubbing together.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on November 05, 2011, 07:33:09 PM
Shoe size 42-30, favorite color lizard. GO!
Your real name is Princess Poopypants (you had it legally changed to that when you turned 18, apparently) and you live in an abandoned methlab on the outskirts of Effingham, Illinois. You make your living by beating up members of the local biker gang, stealing their leather vests and chaps, and turning them into cute handbags and coin purses to sell on Etsy.
Quote from: Kurt Christ on November 05, 2011, 07:33:54 PM
10; green.
Your real name is Charlie Dwardfarkle. you live on a boat, which sounds pretty glamorous except that it's a moldy 15 foot zodiac with a blue tarp over it that you've tied to a cypress tree in the swamp outside Port Arthur, Texas. You are happily unemployed, feeling that you live quite well on your yacht, drinking the sweat that condenses on the underside of the tarp every morning and eating a porridge made from swampgrass and spanish moss, with the occasional bits of armadillo meat thrown in when you find a dead one floating by.
Quote from: Cain on November 05, 2011, 08:14:27 PM
My shoe size is 83.244.236.131 and my favourite color is 349174719
your name is Ambassador Klok Kaos. You live in Saratoga Springs, New York but you are known and noted worldwide for your dashing good looks and musical prowess. When you aren't pursuing your dream of releasing an industrial album consisting solely of the "brown note" dragged out for a bowel-imploding 45 minutes, you put on yellow sunglasses and tour the world as the frontman for your side project band, U2.
Thread delivers. :lulz:
Quote from: Donald Coyote on November 05, 2011, 08:28:17 PM
9 EEE and Black
Your real name is Myrtle Feinbottom. You live at 10525 Whackasackamus Place in Shelton, WA where you make a living as the world's only remaining professional Pinochle player. Since all of your competitors have died and the endorsement money has dried up, you volunteer at the state prison down the road where you ostensibly use bidding-based card games to teach prisoners about mathematical probabilities and business strategy, but really you smuggle hand-rolled cigarettes in your vagina and sell them to the cons for $20 apiece.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 05, 2011, 08:58:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 05, 2011, 08:14:27 PM
My shoe size is 83.244.236.131 and my favourite color is 349174719
your name is Ambassador Klok Kaos. You live in Saratoga Springs, New York but you are known and noted worldwide for your dashing good looks and musical prowess. When you aren't pursuing your dream of releasing an industrial album consisting solely of the "brown note" dragged out for a bowel-imploding 45 minutes, you put on yellow sunglasses and tour the world as the frontman for your side project band, U2.
I thought that was released under the assumed name of Justin Bieber?
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 05, 2011, 09:05:07 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on November 05, 2011, 08:28:17 PM
9 EEE and Black
Your real name is Myrtle Feinbottom. You live at 10525 Whackasackamus Place in Shelton, WA where you make a living as the world's only remaining professional Pinochle player. Since all of your competitors have died and the endorsement money has dried up, you volunteer at the state prison down the road where you ostensibly use bidding-based card games to teach prisoners about mathematical probabilities and business strategy, but really you smuggle hand-rolled cigarettes in your vagina and sell them to the cons for $20 apiece.
FUCK I GUESS I NEED TO USE MOAR TOR!!!!!!! :argh!: :argh!:
10 and green
10 and orange.
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 12:26:08 AM
10 and orange.
Nigel IS your real name. Nigel Hugginbottom, to be precise. You live in at 38 Clwwdnghyth Llyne in Fynngwyghrtthyllm, just outside of Cardiff, Wales and you make your living as an interior decorator specializing in council flats and bring in some spare cash by selling black-market vowels.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 06, 2011, 12:42:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 12:26:08 AM
10 and orange.
Nigel IS your real name. Nigel Hugginbottom, to be precise. You live in at 38 Clwwdnghyth Llyne in Fynngwyghrtthyllm, just outside of Cardiff, Wales and you make your living as an interior decorator specializing in council flats and bring in some spare cash by selling black-market vowels.
OMG
YOU ARE A PI NINJA!
I'm scared now. :scared:
Eleven and a half. Prefer doc martins black dress shoes black convarse or white new balance for the 80s throw back thing.
11 1/2. jade.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 06, 2011, 03:26:22 AM
Eleven and a half. Prefer doc martins black dress shoes black convarse or white new balance for the 80s throw back thing.
Thanks, I'm picturing you in a black dress and Doc Martens now.
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 04:00:49 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 06, 2011, 03:26:22 AM
Eleven and a half. Prefer doc martins black dress shoes black convarse or white new balance for the 80s throw back thing.
Thanks, I'm picturing you in a black dress and Doc Martens now.
Hot.
MY CRITICAL PI:
Size 10.5, wine-red
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 04:00:49 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 06, 2011, 03:26:22 AM
Eleven and a half. Prefer doc martins black dress shoes black convarse or white new balance for the 80s throw back thing.
Thanks, I'm picturing you in a black dress and Doc Martens now.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13438.msg1112605#msg1112605
6.5, but I usually buy women's 8.5 because no one sells a 6.5 men's shoesize. It only really matters for dress shoes, anyway. Color is green.
women's 10, men's 8; grey
12.5
Hyperlilac
FEET SIZE: 1′0″
FAVOURITE COLOUR: CARIBBEAN SUNRISE
Size: UK 7
Colour: That shade the vein on Roger's head goes whenever someone mentions The Incident
8.5 and red.
uk size 5 and turquiose
I haven't had the time to read through the rest of the thread, so please excuse me if I'm inadvertently repeating someone else:
Are you going by American or European shoes?
Seriously, my shoe size varies depending on the brand and the country of origin. I wear men's running shoes, and in everything else I'm still female. Can we just differentiate shoe sizes by some standardized unit of measurement instead of fucking around already? Just tell me my foot is xx centimeters long, and let me buy the type of footwear I need, goddammit.
:roll:
12W & Blue
Shoe size: 43 (European), 9 (US), 8 1/2 (UK).
Favorite color: Hooloovoo.
8 1/2, green
As this thread requires more creative effort than I can give it when I'm out at sea, further PI wizardry will have to wait until we get back to port later this week. But fear not, more expositions of your critical personal data will be forthcoming.