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There is nothing in the world you can possibly do to tomato soup to make it edible. NOTHING!

This recipe says otherwise! Even you said it sounded good, you were just not brave enough to try.

Touche. I forgot the corollary that bacon makes everything taste better.

It did make me giggle a bit. 

I would if I had the slightest clue. Is a nook a particular phone?

That could be a fun thing to do, have one person present something perfectly innocent as dogma, then have the other person present a perfectly innocent (yet opposite) piece of dogma and get into a flaming row while onlookers watch.

Do it while door to dooring?

That sounds epic, and I want it in me now.

But I can't possibly imagine what it would taste like with Bacon, damn worth a try.

Use lots of bacon. The tomatoes and onions and garlic cover the flavor.

I found it pretty funny and it made it hard for me to take anything else they said seriously.  It could definitely be a fun approach though.

"oh, well Discordianism is basically the same as Catholicism.  We believe in waking up in the morning too"

I was gonna do the argumentative Discordian thing just to be funny, but I changed my mind because this thread is too full of good ideas to mess with.

Reading that half and half business made me laugh out loud  

It does sound kind of tasty Freeky, but its still canned soup

I know. But check out the other tomato soup thread I made, its NOT canned. Promise. 

Or maybe I haven't got off yet, and I'm fooling myself.

Is there a screaming noise in the distance?

I hear SOME screaming, or maybe laughing, but I'm not sure if it's distance or just hidden under the wind blowing.

Yeah, I took the onramp to have a joyride on the highway (that's what I thought at least), mostly because I don't like to get left behind if something sounds like fun. And I saw a few things, and I started veering a bit. I ended up turning around pretty quick, though, because I wasn't sure if I ought to keep going or not, and Monkey needed me. Or maybe I haven't got off yet, and I'm fooling myself. Either way, I'm wandering around trying to find out where to go. I haven't got a lot of experience being behind the wheel, ya know?










P.S. I hope this thread doesn't die yet...

half and half is half cream

what I meant was to put a half of a cup in the soup.

I thought it was pretty clear what you meant, two half cup portions, one of half and half and one of water. But I can also read cookery like novels, so maybe that's just me...

"half and half" is an american kind of culinary cream additive thing. like halfvolle slagroom, except in Fahrenheit.

Actually I think it's half cream half milk. But I could be mistaken.

There is nothing in the world you can possibly do to tomato soup to make it edible. NOTHING!

This recipe says otherwise! Even you said it sounded good, you were just not brave enough to try.

 

Wow. I thought a lot of this would be over my head, being written by Cain and all, and a lot of it is, but not too much that I can't see what it all amounts to. Thanks for the read, Cain.

  Sparkly Vampires!