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I think I just ran across the most racist song ever recorded

Started by LMNO, May 13, 2014, 04:55:22 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Isn't that the tune of "Turkey in the Straw"?

There are a bunch of those insanely racist records, it's a whole genre.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

Yes, it's to the tune of Turkey in the Straw.

Enjoy this summer's Ice Cream Trucks, everyone.


LMNO


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

Listened to song. Turned it off less than a minute in.

...Then it got stuck in my head.

Fuck. Must sing alternative version:

"Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
like a Continental soldier?
Do your balls
hang
looooooooooow?"


Songs are funnier when genitals are involved.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

What makes it somehow worse is that he's a terrible singer.

Although now I want to lay the audio over that Lil' John video.

Suu

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 14, 2014, 02:44:42 PM
What makes it somehow worse is that he's a terrible singer.

Although now I want to lay the audio over that Lil' John video.

Even for the period it's bad, but I get the idea that it's entirely satire. Not that we should condone the actions of our past, but it's an unfortunate result of the early 20th Century.

and do it. Just remember that it has a digital copyright and you can't post it anywhere when you're done. I swear Facebook sent me a death threat.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Suu on May 14, 2014, 02:51:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 14, 2014, 02:44:42 PM
What makes it somehow worse is that he's a terrible singer.

Although now I want to lay the audio over that Lil' John video.

Even for the period it's bad, but I get the idea that it's entirely satire. Not that we should condone the actions of our past, but it's an unfortunate result of the early 20th Century.

and do it. Just remember that it has a digital copyright and you can't post it anywhere when you're done. I swear Facebook sent me a death threat.

It's not satire... there was a large and thriving racist movement at the time and they put out a lot of records. It's a recognized genre that has collectors. I know a collector and historian of white supremacist propaganda and culture.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Ben Shapiro

Doesn't it belong to the same genre as Johnny Rebel records?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus

Why yes, that is probably the most racist song I've ever heard.

LMNO