How to mess with scammers? (specifically ones selling "magic" items)

[Pæs]

Quantum Jenkem.

[Payne]

Quantum Homeopathic Jenkem.

FTFY

[LMNO]

Quantum Homeopathic Jenkem crystals.

FTFY

FTFTFY

[Pæs]

Then you attach em to sticks with multicolour electrical tape and they entangle your bowel/root chakra with the primitive earth energies and anchor your star self in a superposition with the ley lines.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Stella and Nigel need to get in on this.

Well, Stella.  Nigel is busy.  But LATER, ho ho ho!

OOOOOH, YES.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

See if you can work in an offer for them to buy your authentic, hand-made jenkem products.

I have an exceptionally Holy™ and magickal pair of underpants, which have come apart under unusual stresses.

The Sa Ra Key site sells booty shorts. They say "Light Body" on them.

MAKE THEM A PROPOSITION.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Loadstone Technology
Lodestone Technology uses Magnite that has been struck by lighting.
These stones are used for grounding and drawing large amounts of energy from the magneto sphere from planet earth. This magnetricity is used in keeping the wand charged at all times while remain anchored to the planet. Each load stone is hand carved and it's polarity is aligned correctly to the wands energetic structure.
This combination and intent creates a wand that not only has consciousness through it's programming but creates a bond between it's user and planet Earth. The magnetic field generators allow the wand and it's user to draw upon larger amounts of energy needed for advance forms of energy manipulation.
The implementation of this technology, with the current application of the wand construct, allows each of the hand crafted pieces to remain within top vitality and aligned accurately throughout the users life. The 5D structure becomes more complex as your skill increases; the wand will grow with you and be able to handle advanced energy work, as you continue on your path.
Wands that are made with the Loadstone Tech, will have the symbol next to the picture.

So that's how the fuck magnets work.

Plus, expect me to be using the word "magnetricity" on a semi regular basis.

"LOADstone" 

Also, check out the apparent location on some of the videos. Could it be...?   

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Utah, Wyoming, or Arizona.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Then you attach em to sticks with multicolour electrical tape and they entangle your bowel/root chakra with the primitive earth energies and anchor your star self in a superposition with the ley lines.

You should write copy for an Etsy store. 

[paradoxlogos]

Pretty sure it's Arizona, at least the "sa ra key" people have an address to write to on their contact page that's in Arizona, and seem to recall my schizophrenic friend saying something about the staff dude being from Arizona.

hxxp://www.sovereign-alliance.com/SOVEREIGN_ALLIANCE/Contact.html (Here's where there's an address to write the sa ra key)

Also while I remember, here's both of their youtube pages, I'll go edit all the links into the OP for convenience.

www.youtube.com/user/dero7 (Here's the magic staff guy's youtube page, pretty lulzy)

www.youtube.com/user/SovereignAlliance (Sa Ra Key dude's youtube page, only seen the one video I already posted, but i would be quite surprised if there wasn't some entertainment to gain on there.)

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Then you attach em to sticks with multicolour electrical tape and they entangle your bowel/root chakra with the primitive earth energies and anchor your star self in a superposition with the ley lines.

You should write copy for an Etsy store. 

He totally could.
I mean, they let Liam's "My Little Pornies" on there and those were just pointless clay ponies reaming each other with dildos.
But this is MAGICAL.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pretty sure it's Arizona, at least the "sa ra key" people have an address to write to on their contact page that's in Arizona, and seem to recall my schizophrenic friend saying something about the staff dude being from Arizona. Also, if you

Sedona, most likely.  They have made an industry out of woo.

Hell, get me to tell you about the international gem show they have here in Tucson every February.   

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Pretty sure it's Arizona, at least the "sa ra key" people have an address to write to on their contact page that's in Arizona, and seem to recall my schizophrenic friend saying something about the staff dude being from Arizona. Also, if you

Sedona, most likely.  They have made an industry out of woo.

Hell, get me to tell you about the international gem show they have here in Tucson every February.   

Maybe these people will bring their rock crap to the next one.
February isn't very far off. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pretty sure it's Arizona, at least the "sa ra key" people have an address to write to on their contact page that's in Arizona, and seem to recall my schizophrenic friend saying something about the staff dude being from Arizona. Also, if you

Sedona, most likely.  They have made an industry out of woo.

Hell, get me to tell you about the international gem show they have here in Tucson every February.   

Maybe these people will bring their rock crap to the next one.
February isn't very far off. 

Oh, without doubt.  But they get lost among the other woo-vendors, and the aging hippies selling bits of dead Native Americans.

[Telarus]

Then you attach em to sticks with multicolour electrical tape and they entangle your bowel/root chakra with the primitive earth energies and anchor your star self in a superposition with the ley lines.

That was beautiful.