Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Majeh on January 27, 2007, 06:14:53 AM

Title: Just a little chat.
Post by: Majeh on January 27, 2007, 06:14:53 AM
When you die, you,Äôre going to regret the things you don,Äôt do. You think you,Äôre queer? I,Äôm going to tell you something, we,Äôre all queer. You think you,Äôre a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheated on your girlfriend? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There,Äôs an absolute morality? May be. And then what? If you think there is, then be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don,Äôt think so. If you think that way, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won,Äôt live in it. That,Äôs me.

You ever take a dump that made you feel like you slept for twelve hours? Or a piss? A great meal fades in reflection. Everything else gains. You know why? Cause it,Äôs only food. This shit we eat, it keeps us going. But it,Äôs only food. The great fucks you may have had. What do you remember about them? I don,Äôt know. For me, I,Äôm saying, what it is, it,Äôs not the orgasm. Her forearms on my neck, something her eyes did. There was a sound she made...or, me, lying, in the, I,Äôll tell you: me lying in bed; the next day we go out and have fun. Then we fool around some more, my balls feel like concrete. Eh?

What I,Äôm saying, what is our life? It,Äôs looking forward or it,Äôs looking back. And that,Äôs our life. That,Äôs it. Where is the moment? And what is it that we,Äôre afraid of? Loss. What else? The bank closes. We get sick, my girlfriend dies in a car accident, the stock market collapsed, the house burnt down; what of these happen? None of ,Äòem. We worry anyway. What does this mean? I,Äôm not secure. How can I be secure? Through amassing wealth beyond all measure? No. And what,Äôs beyond all measure? That,Äôs a sickness. That,Äôs a trap. There is no measure. Only greed.

How can we act? The right way, we would say, to deal with this: ,ÄúThere is a one-in-a-million chance that so and so will happen. Fuck it, it won,Äôt happen to me.,Äù No. We know that is not the right way I think. We say the correct way to deal with this ,ÄúThere is a one-in-so-and-so chance this will happen. God protect me. I am powerless, let not happen to me.,Äù But no to that. I say, there,Äôs something else. What is it? ,ÄúIf it happens, AS IT MAY for that is not within our powers, I will deal with it, just as I do today with what draws my concern today.,Äù I say this is how we must act. I do those things which seem correct to me today. I trust myself. And if security concerns me, I do that which today I think will make me secure. And every day I do that, when the day arrives that I need a reserve, (a) odds are that I have it, and (b) the true reserve is that I have the strength that I have of acting each day without fear. According to the dictates of my mind. Stocks, bonds, objects of art, friends. Now: What are they? An opportunity. To what? To make money? Perhaps. To lose money? Perhaps. To ,Äòindulge,Äô and to ,Äòlearn,Äô about ourselves? Perhaps. So fucking what? What isn,Äôt? They,Äôre an opportunity. That,Äôs all. They,Äôre an event. You walk up to a guy, he makes a call, something gets done, it doesn,Äôt matter, ,ÄúThere,Äôs this person that I,Äôd like you to meet.,Äù What does it mean? What do you want it to mean? Money? Security? Comfort? All it is is THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO YOU. That,Äôs all it is. How are they different? Some poor, newly married guy gets run down by a cab. Some busboy wins the lottery. All it is, it,Äôs a carnival. What,Äôs special, what draws us? We,Äôre all different. We,Äôre not the same. We are not the same.

Hmmm,Ķ

It,Äôs been a long week.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2007, 06:55:38 AM
Quote from: Majeh on January 27, 2007, 06:14:53 AM
When you die, you,Äôre going to regret the things you don,Äôt do.

When I die, I won't regret a damn thing.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: Jasper on January 27, 2007, 07:10:28 PM
o

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wut yuo did

thar
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: LMNO on January 29, 2007, 01:59:27 PM
Are you arguing for moral equivalency?


Just trying to sort out your post.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: AFK on January 29, 2007, 02:28:59 PM
Am I the only one reading this and asking the question,

What the hell are you talking about?

I think there is a point but it's getting lost on me. 
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: LMNO on January 29, 2007, 02:34:39 PM
For me, I got thrown by the implication it was ok to fuck little girls.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: Cain on January 29, 2007, 02:40:59 PM
So did I.

As far as I can tell, this seems to be a nihilistic, egotistical point of view that reduces morality to another unnecessary abstraction and allows everything.  Which is the second trick of the CoN, once the bright-eyed optimism wears off.  "Fuck everyone else over, so long as you're OK."

Hey, it works for the Bush administration after all....
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: AFK on January 29, 2007, 02:45:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 29, 2007, 02:34:39 PM
For me, I got thrown by the implication it was ok to fuck little girls.

Holy crap, I skimmed right over that one. 
THE OP should know that anyone who thinks it might be OK to fuck MY little girl will definitely have their balls feeling like concrete because they would become a part of the concrete along with their skull.

just sayin.

Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: LMNO on January 29, 2007, 02:50:47 PM
Before we go overboard, let's point out that he didn't explicitly say it was ok to fuck little girls.  He was probably being polemical.


However, he's got a bit of 'splainin to do, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: Cain on January 29, 2007, 02:56:31 PM
Yeah, I tended to treat that as being an example.

That said, nihilism and moral equivalency are just another CoN tool.  If nothing you do is either good or bad, then neither is anything anyone else does, in which case everything is justified and action becomes simultaneously null and the only truth.  Which is suspiciously close to both the arguments of the Bolsheviks in particular, Marxists in general and the NeoCons.

Oops, I may just have given some of the game away there.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: AFK on January 29, 2007, 02:57:12 PM
Are you saying a spiked club to the head is overboard then?   :-D

I shall reserve judgement, just wanted to make sure the OP knows where I am coming from.  Good to know your audience and all that jazz.  
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 29, 2007, 03:24:03 PM
Can someone just clarify for me - is it okay to fuck little girls or not?
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: B_M_W on January 29, 2007, 03:40:28 PM
Cultural Relativism is one thing, but I highly disaprove of moral relativism. There are some basic moral standards of conduct, and fucking little girls is not one of them.

BMW,

NOT a moral relativist.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: Cain on January 29, 2007, 04:34:37 PM
Indeed.  Cultural relativism is teh win, but not when it extends to, for example, stoning rape victims.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: LMNO on January 29, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
Not even if they were asking for it?
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: Cain on January 29, 2007, 04:46:55 PM
"She showed ankle skin!" sort of thing?
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: LMNO on January 29, 2007, 04:47:50 PM
Yeah!


[Jay]

Sssssluts!  Bong!

[/Jay]
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: B_M_W on January 29, 2007, 06:51:35 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 29, 2007, 04:34:37 PM
Indeed.  Cultural relativism is teh win, but not when it extends to, for example, stoning rape victims.

For me, cutural relativism causes just the opposite. I gain a greater understanding of the suffering of others and my own moral beliefs are strenthened.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2007, 06:56:02 PM
Quote from: Majeh on January 27, 2007, 06:14:53 AM
You fuck little girls, so be it.

Damn.  How'd I miss that?

Sorry, Majeh, this isn't LAH.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: The Open Bar on January 29, 2007, 07:26:13 PM
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/662/splaininxq6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

SPLAININ' NEEDED ITT
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: LMNO on January 29, 2007, 07:27:12 PM
 :lol: :lulz: :lol:
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: Mangrove on January 29, 2007, 09:45:29 PM
any sign of splaining yet?
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 29, 2007, 09:51:01 PM
um, didn't he mean "so be it" as "you will live with the consequences" ?

how does that imply it's "ok" ?
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: Cain on January 29, 2007, 10:18:50 PM
"The consequences" can be getting away with it as much as not.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: LMNO on January 30, 2007, 01:43:07 PM
QuoteYou fuck little girls, so be it. There,Äôs an absolute morality? May be. And then what? If you think there is, then be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don,Äôt think so. If you think that way, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won,Äôt live in it. That,Äôs me.

These statements, taken together, imply a course of action that allows for the fucking of little girls, with no negative consequences, if you choose not to believe in negative consequences.

As I said before, it's only an implication, not an explicit statement, so I'm witholding judgement until we get the 'splainin.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: AFK on January 30, 2007, 01:56:57 PM
I don't see him saying it is "ok", more that "it doesn't matter".  Apathy doesn't have a moral high ground over acceptance when it comes to fucking little girls.  IMO. 
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: LMNO on January 30, 2007, 02:03:21 PM
Yeah, that reeks of nihilistic solipsism.  And Sociopathy.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: Cain on January 30, 2007, 02:05:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 30, 2007, 02:03:21 PM
Yeah, that reeks of nihilistic solipsism.  And Sociopathy.

There's a difference?
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: LMNO on January 30, 2007, 02:06:16 PM
Probably not.


LMNO
-likes to use big words.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: Cain on January 30, 2007, 02:07:33 PM
I just like pithy one liners.  Actually, I know the difference.  Sociopaths are ill and are at least honest in that they do their killing themselves.  Nihilists kill with their words and philosophy, always keeping one step away from their crimes.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: Mangrove on January 30, 2007, 03:45:13 PM
Quote from: The Open Bar on January 29, 2007, 07:26:13 PM
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/662/splaininxq6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

EVEN MORE SPLAININ' NEEDED ITT

fixxored
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 30, 2007, 06:25:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 30, 2007, 02:07:33 PM
I just like pithy one liners.  Actually, I know the difference.  Sociopaths are ill and are at least honest in that they do their killing themselves.  Nihilists kill with their words and philosophy, always keeping one step away from their crimes.

And, in a perfect world, they'd kill from the back of motorcycles.

(http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/road_warrior.jpg)

Just saying.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: Jasper on January 31, 2007, 06:27:38 PM
I used to really want a gyrocopter.

Now I do again. :(
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: the last yatto on March 21, 2010, 10:55:16 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on January 29, 2007, 09:45:29 PM
any sign of splaining yet?
:sotw:
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: BadBeast on April 09, 2010, 12:03:05 PM
At the risk of sounding anally retentive, I always feel much better after a good shit.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 09, 2010, 08:09:50 PM
I dunno if he was approving of child rape... but the fucked up characters didn't help comprehension at all.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 10, 2010, 12:23:37 AM
that's not the OP's fault. Alot of the old threads are like that, it has something to do with when we updated software or something.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: Faust on April 10, 2010, 01:04:51 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 10, 2010, 12:23:37 AM
that's not the OP's fault. Alot of the old threads are like that, it has something to do with when we updated software or something.
Yeah, it converted all the characters in the database to unicode and fucked up all punctuation.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: AFK on September 01, 2012, 01:33:10 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on January 30, 2007, 03:45:13 PM
Quote from: The Open Bar on January 29, 2007, 07:26:13 PM
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/662/splaininxq6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

EVEN MORE SPLAININ' NEEDED ITT

fixxored


still no splainin.
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 02, 2012, 07:53:06 PM
Yeah, me too, I demand splain!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 02, 2012, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 29, 2007, 03:24:03 PM
Can someone just clarify for me - is it okay to fuck little girls or not?

Answer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cXDgFwE13g
Title: Re: Just a little chat.
Post by: AFK on September 02, 2012, 08:34:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 02, 2012, 07:53:06 PM
Yeah, me too, I demand splain!  :argh!:


These aren't the splains you are looking for.