Aww fuck I think I need to plan a bachelor party.

[Jenne]

...exactly, Nigel--but that goes both ways.  If the groom doesn't WANT to be drippy, just b/c his best man DOES, doesn't mean everyone else has to as well.  If the GROOM expects a decent time, just because one of them planning it has decided to go that route, doesn't mean all good plans should go by the wayside.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Dwarf tossing and midget strippers climbing out of a huge cake.....

Mailbox batting - this can lead to jail time with zero alcohol involved.....

Go to Vegas.  The rest will follow.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

...exactly, Nigel--but that goes both ways.  If the groom doesn't WANT to be drippy, just b/c his best man DOES, doesn't mean everyone else has to as well.  If the GROOM expects a decent time, just because one of them planning it has decided to go that route, doesn't mean all good plans should go by the wayside.

Nobody ever said it did...

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

True. If he really doesn't want the sleaze, don't shove it down his throat.

But the fun of strippers isn't watching the strippers. It's watching everybody else to see who gets hammered and acts like an idiot. 

[navkat]

True. If he really doesn't want the sleaze, don't shove it down his throat.

But...but that's the best way...

[East Coast Hustle]

I think navkat is the only person ITT who isn't speaking a completely alien language.

A bachelor party without sleaze is like a cone without ice cream. And it most definitely IS for the groom's friends. It's like a wake for your buddy who, though he is still technically alive and might show up to the poker game once every few months, is no longer going to be a core member of the pack.