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I liked how they introduced her, like "her mother died in an insane asylum thinking she was Queen Victoria" and my thought was, I like where I think this is going. I was not disappointed.

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UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, December 14, 2009, 07:55:34 PM

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Bad enough without it.

Couldn't be any worse.

*backs out of thread slowly, with urine stains spreading down the front of his shirt...

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Cramulus

down the front of your shirt?

what - were you drinking urine and spit it all over the place?

we need an emote for
:URINEMONITOR:




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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 04:30:17 AM
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Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2009, 12:29:01 AM
HATE HATE HATE HATE!

That woman puts more butter than absolutely needed in anything ever into one dish and then puts the whole fucking thing to her dome piece. UGH.

Look at her! She's like Miss Piggy on fucking ACID!

Yeah, her use of butter literally makes my arteries hurt thinking about it. I mean, yeah, some is all right. The other thing I hate about her is how she kills most things with Salt, too. OF COURSE IT TASTES GOOD. BUTTER + SALT = HEY THIS TASTES LIKE BUTTERY SALTYNESS. IT MUST BE EDIBLE.

Guh. Though the brunt of my ire is saved for Bobby Flay and what's-her-name. 30 minute meals bitch.

Rachel Ray. What's wrong with Bobby Flay?

I absolutley LOATHE Ina Garten. Her ideas on what is reasonable to use in anything is so ridiculous, it all has to be so expensive cuz that means it better ofr some reason. >:/ Stupid rich people and their not-poor ways....

Bobby flay is a pretentious douchebag who actually has the gall to show up to places that specialize in foods everyone knows and loves and is like. Hey. You know what. I can, and will, do it better. Your customers will like mine better, guarantee. And then I point and laugh when he tries to get fancy-pants with a philly cheesesteak and turn it into something that only vaguely harkens back to being a philly cheesesteak in his thoughts. That and his attitude makes me want to strangle him. And his hair's dumb.

And I never really noticed it until now just how creepy Paula Dean really is. I think I need an adult.  :cry:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Cramulus on December 15, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
down the front of your shirt?

what - were you drinking urine and spit it all over the place?

we need an emote for
:URINEMONITOR:


It's part of my patented "urine emanating from irregular orifices" - schtick

eg. - "I just peed up in my mouth a little"  or "I laughed so hard I actually wept piss"

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Shibboleet The Annihilator

It would be simply awful if someone took this Paula Deen schtick and applied to to light-hearted trolling.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Or some heavy-handed-nightmare-inducing trolling...


Cramulus

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2009, 09:52:12 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 15, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
down the front of your shirt?

what - were you drinking urine and spit it all over the place?

we need an emote for
:URINEMONITOR:


It's part of my patented "urine emanating from irregular orifices" - schtick

eg. - "I just peed up in my mouth a little"  or "I laughed so hard I actually wept piss"


gah yeah, got it
sorry for making you explain it

I was distracted by vomit pissing out my ass

Sir Squid Diddimus