Well, Fuck Me.

[Dr. Cow Ass]

This place is still here, and I know, I failed.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This place is still here, and I know, I failed.

Son, you failed years ago.  Long before you ever came here.  Long before you were ever on the internet.  No, you failed while you were floating in the lukewarm tank of shitty beer and also-ran sperm that passed for your mother's womb.  Miscarriage was your only real option; You couldn't even do that right.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This place is still here, and I know, I failed.

Yep.

[Cain]

You'd think you'd be used to the sensation by now.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

Who is this guy?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Who is this guy?

Nobody memorable. I think he came on and spouted some racist crap once and is made nobody liked it.

[Cain]

We didn't live up to his expectations as Really Real Discordians who Went Out There and Did Things, and so he vowed to destroy us.

Also black people are terrible because they take up all the room on buses with their crying children or something.  I can't remember, really.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

We didn't live up to his expectations as Really Real Discordians who Went Out There and Did Things, and so he vowed to destroy us.

Im guessing "destroying" consists of coming here every year or so and telling you all how much you suck right?

[Cain]

There are other definitions of "destroy"?

All joking aside, about 3 people every year get it into their heads to destroy PD, all while telling us how much we suck and don't matter (which is why they are devoting time to this vast enterprise, of course).  Normally, we laugh at them.  Sometimes they issue a date when "doomsday" will arrive, and we laugh at them.  And very occasionally, they threaten us with legal action, in which case we laugh at them and then ban them.

We have a nuanced and subtle approach to these threats, IMO.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

The only thing scarier than someone telling you over and over that they are going to destroy you is someone not telling you theyre going to destroy you.

[Cain]

The threats we got from forums we trolled were always funnier.

I believe I have been reported to the DoJ as a cyberterrorist, for example.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

I wonder if that happens fairly often. Like people who call 911 because McDonalds fucked up their burger. What if the DoJs Cyberterrorism task force/squad/knitting circle just has this big file labeled "Butthurt".

[Cain]

I'm almost certain they do.  I'm also certain a good 50% of the accounts reported in it belong to those CIA psyop teams who troll the more popular/infiltrated/rubbish jihobbyist forums on the internet.  Trust me - no-one has more butthurt than an American or European wannabe jihadi.

Not even Wiccans.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There are other definitions of "destroy"?

All joking aside, about 3 people every year get it into their heads to destroy PD, all while telling us how much we suck and don't matter (which is why they are devoting time to this vast enterprise, of course).  Normally, we laugh at them.  Sometimes they issue a date when "doomsday" will arrive, and we laugh at them.  And very occasionally, they threaten us with legal action, in which case we laugh at them and then ban them.

We have a nuanced and subtle approach to these threats, IMO.

I think that once we tried to put them in touch with each other, thinking that maybe if they teamed up they might be able to get something accomplished or at least bump up the entertainment value a notch.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We didn't live up to his expectations as Really Real Discordians who Went Out There and Did Things, and so he vowed to destroy us.

Also black people are terrible because they take up all the room on buses with their crying children or something.  I can't remember, really.

It was something along the lines of "Black people are irresponsible parents and that's why all Black kids are hooligans", IIRC.