Watchdogs promotional site sniffs your FB data, generates charts!

[Faust]

We could not log you in: You can't log in to this app because you do not meet this app's requirements for country, age or other criteria.

Haha!  I am not a data cluster, I am an INDIVIDUAL.  In your face, corporate conglomerates as imagined by Ubisoft but probably based on a great deal of facts.

I guess it's a european thing?

[Cain]

Yeah, I would guess so.  Both my FB profiles have ages and locations, even if one set is fake.

[Faust]

I'm actually disappointed now. I want to try this out.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wow, apparently I say "need" and "don't care" a lot and also generate a generally completely misleading sense of everything about myself, including who's important to me, where I go, how  much money I make, and what I care about. Also, I exhibit a high level of interaction with my dog, and she can be used against me.

Either that or the algorithm's broked.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Wow, apparently I say "I don't care" a lot and also generate a generally completely misleading sense of everything about myself, including who's important to me, where I go, how  much money I make, and what I care about. Also, I exhibit a high level of interaction with my dog, and she can be used against me.

Either that or the algorithm's broked.

I'm pretty sure that just means that you're using FB correctly.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wow, apparently I say "I don't care" a lot and also generate a generally completely misleading sense of everything about myself, including who's important to me, where I go, how  much money I make, and what I care about. Also, I exhibit a high level of interaction with my dog, and she can be used against me.

Either that or the algorithm's broked.

I'm pretty sure that just means that you're using FB correctly.

The funniest thing is that I use my real name and assume that everything I post on Facebook is totally public, because, well, it is. Which makes the wild inaccuracy of these results that much funnier!

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Well, this gives me a false sense of security:

"We Know Who You Are
(One picture listed, it's not me.)"

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"We Know What Makes You Tick
TACTICAL APPROACH
Insufficient Data
Your psychological profile cannot be assessed due to limited information."

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"Obsessions
INSUFFICIENT DATA. YOU EXHIBIT LOW RISK OF EXPOSURE. YOUR RELATIONSHIPS ARE SECURE."

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"Pawns
YOU EXHIBIT LOW RISK OF EXPOSURE. YOUR RELATIONSHIPS ARE SECURE."

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"We Know What You're Worth
(wildly inaccurate income range)
High Value Target
You have a high probability of multiple financial accounts and access to cash and material possessions."

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Interesting. I also apparently didn't have enough info to generate the word usage graph.

[LMNO]

Apparently, "Fear" "Kill" and "Killing" are my favorite words.

Anyone who has seen my FB page will find that amusing.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I broke it, too.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

 

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So far, I think Stella wins.

[Eater of Clowns]

DEAD, DIE, KNIFE, ASS, CROTCH

THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF ENRICO SALAZAR

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wow, Stella. 

[The Johnny]

Does it use chat log contents or just the newsfeed and public publications? Cause chat log is whats worth gold.

[Pæs]

Seems not to work outside US.

I AM ANONYMOUS.