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Cain

Sometimes, less is more.

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Cain on March 05, 2015, 10:14:59 PM
Sometimes, less is more.
In this case perhaps especially. The pic hit me really hard all on it own.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Richter

"Keep working, citizen."
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Meunster

How do they get it down for repairs?
Poe's law ;)

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Meunster on March 06, 2015, 12:37:47 AM
How do they get it down for repairs?

A 2/3rds majority vote in the House or a constitutional convention called by the Senate.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Meunster

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 06, 2015, 12:49:44 AM
Quote from: Meunster on March 06, 2015, 12:37:47 AM
How do they get it down for repairs?

A 2/3rds majority vote in the House or a constitutional convention called by the Senate.

What size do you have to draw a dick on a camera lens so that someone looking through it will see it?
Poe's law ;)

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Meunster on March 06, 2015, 02:29:06 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 06, 2015, 12:49:44 AM
Quote from: Meunster on March 06, 2015, 12:37:47 AM
How do they get it down for repairs?

A 2/3rds majority vote in the House or a constitutional convention called by the Senate.

What size do you have to draw a dick on a camera lens so that someone looking through it will see it?

Very tiny.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Meunster

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on March 06, 2015, 02:47:15 AM
Quote from: Meunster on March 06, 2015, 02:29:06 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 06, 2015, 12:49:44 AM
Quote from: Meunster on March 06, 2015, 12:37:47 AM
How do they get it down for repairs?

A 2/3rds majority vote in the House or a constitutional convention called by the Senate.

What size do you have to draw a dick on a camera lens so that someone looking through it will see it?

Very tiny.


Sounds immature, but think about it, what are they gonna do? they'll have a hell of a time getting it off, the person monitoring it will spend all day looking at a dick, and it's really the only thing that gets the message across.
Poe's law ;)

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 06, 2015, 12:49:44 AM
Quote from: Meunster on March 06, 2015, 12:37:47 AM
How do they get it down for repairs?

A 2/3rds majority vote in the House or a constitutional convention called by the Senate.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Meunster on March 06, 2015, 03:04:58 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on March 06, 2015, 02:47:15 AM
Quote from: Meunster on March 06, 2015, 02:29:06 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 06, 2015, 12:49:44 AM
Quote from: Meunster on March 06, 2015, 12:37:47 AM
How do they get it down for repairs?

A 2/3rds majority vote in the House or a constitutional convention called by the Senate.

What size do you have to draw a dick on a camera lens so that someone looking through it will see it?

Very tiny.


Sounds immature, but think about it, what are they gonna do? they'll have a hell of a time getting it off, the person monitoring it will spend all day looking at a dick, and it's really the only thing that gets the message across.

I like the way you think, Jack.
Molon Lube

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2015, 03:29:09 AM
Quote from: Meunster on March 06, 2015, 03:04:58 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on March 06, 2015, 02:47:15 AM
Quote from: Meunster on March 06, 2015, 02:29:06 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 06, 2015, 12:49:44 AM
Quote from: Meunster on March 06, 2015, 12:37:47 AM
How do they get it down for repairs?

A 2/3rds majority vote in the House or a constitutional convention called by the Senate.

What size do you have to draw a dick on a camera lens so that someone looking through it will see it?

Very tiny.


Sounds immature, but think about it, what are they gonna do? they'll have a hell of a time getting it off, the person monitoring it will spend all day looking at a dick, and it's really the only thing that gets the message across.

I like the way you think, Jack.

It would be perhaps immature to do that at random, but doing it on purpose to make a point is entirely different. Might call it simply fuckery.

You might have to make it yourself, but a really small stamp with some reach to it would be ideal. A cock and balls is a simple form so not too hard what with the 3d printing and all. The only question then is what's on the stamp. Dirt if you want some legal immunity, dirt could be from anywhere. Sharpie ink could work if you're quick. Etching solution with ink would force them to replace the camera or shroud. Even without ink it will leave a genital shaped blur, and the longer they wait to clean it the worse the damage.

I was trying to sleep, but I started thinking.. again.. after I saw this and so here ya go.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Bruno

#26
Not sure it would be in focus enough to recognize if were drawn directly on the lens. If it had a protective shroud, it might work better.

You might could burn it into the CCD by walking the outline of a penis shape in view of the camera while zapping it with a laser.

ETA: That would, of course, take forever, and if anyone was watching the camera at the time, you would be sure to get caught before you were finished. Also, and this would be true no matter how you did it, how would you know it worked?
Formerly something else...