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VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread

Started by Epimetheus, November 13, 2012, 02:45:44 AM

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Epimetheus

I officially declare this thread to have NO INTENDED VALUE OR DIRECTION, therefore any worthless posts are NOOO PROBLEM.

Come on in; the water ain't chlorinated!

We welcome:
1) LOOK AT ME posts
2) I AM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE, WE ALL ARE, BUT MAINLY ME posts
3) I HAVE NOTHING SPECIAL TO SAY AND I'M SAYING IT LIKE THIS posts
4) I HAVE POOR COMMUNICATION SKILLS, HERE'S MY ATTEMPT AT A SIGNAL posts
5) I AM ON DRUGS posts
6) ROGER'S INFERNAL COJONES arguments - Make sure to include ONLY shit-flinging and heel-digging, and don't you dare let me catch you taking a break from the screeching.
7) I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY posts
8 ) (GROUP) IS (HIVEMIND/CLOSEMINDED/MEAN/WORKING FOR ILLUMINATI), (PERSON) IS (DICTATOR CONTROLLING EVERYONE/A RATHER MEAN PERSON/LASER APOCALYPSE E.T.) posts
9) DISMISSIVE AND INSULTING JOKE posts
10) etc, etc, etc.

We generally do not welcome:
- Posts that are straightforward and clear to most speakers of the respective language
- Reasonable arguments or thought processes
- Admitting you're wrong, questioning your beliefs and other symptoms of humility
- All posts following this one. [Just Kidding! We are all Star Children of the Universe-God✼✼]
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Cainad (dec.)

This is only applicable going forward, right? Because if it was applied retroactively, a full third of the website would be consolidated in this one thread.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cainad on November 13, 2012, 02:50:58 AM
This is only applicable going forward, right? Because if it was applied retroactively, a full third of the website would be consolidated in this one thread.

THAT DOES IT!
I'M SECEDING!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Epimetheus

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 02:51:45 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 13, 2012, 02:50:58 AM
This is only applicable going forward, right? Because if it was applied retroactively, a full third of the website would be consolidated in this one thread.

THAT DOES IT!
I'M SECEDING!


Submit your petition and acquire the necessary signatures for our consideration of this proposal, Citizen.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

FINALLY, A THREAD FOR ME! YOU ASSHOLES STAY OUT OF HERE, THIS IS MY THREAD NOW.
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AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Phox

Clearly, this post is directed solely at ECH. I mean, everyone else who ever used this forum is a rational human being. ECH, on the other hand, is ECH.

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Epimetheus

you guys aren't taking this thread where I wanted you to take i
tno one think your atemps to be clever are funny or cute try to contribute next tme
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AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Lenin McCarthy

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swatting flies
in the shadow of stardom

follow me, snowpig
into the satanic waterfalls of yesteryear's ponytails
and scribble smutty poetry on the walls
like grasshoppers

incessant humming
nairobi palaver
snot parkour
oh sonic pastrami!

i, demigod in neanderthal land
sorcerer in unmagicstan
cosmic, conscious, breathing being
in a yellow caravan

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Cain

Q. Where do the Very Important Pinealists post then?

A. There are no very important pinealists.

Epimetheus

Quote from: McCarthyesque Leninist on November 13, 2012, 12:23:32 PM
the cluttered minds
of a thousand retarded magical penguins
swatting flies
in the shadow of stardom

follow me, snowpig
into the satanic waterfalls of yesteryear's ponytails
and scribble smutty poetry on the walls
like grasshoppers

incessant humming
nairobi palaver
snot parkour
oh sonic pastrami!

i, demigod in neanderthal land
sorcerer in unmagicstan
cosmic, conscious, breathing being
in a yellow caravan

Festing Breathiful, Lenun! zazan zazan
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS