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Fallout 4 Survivor Mode Pwnt

Started by P3nT4gR4m, May 13, 2016, 11:41:36 AM

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If you've played Fallout 4, this account of the first guy to beat survivor mode is fucking hilarious

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 13, 2016, 11:41:36 AM
If you've played Fallout 4, this account of the first guy to beat survivor mode is fucking hilarious

:lulz:

I haven't played yet but that's really good anyway.
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That was fantastic. Have to say, I'm impressed with his solution to that problem/nightmare.
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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 13, 2016, 04:38:58 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 13, 2016, 11:41:36 AM
If you've played Fallout 4, this account of the first guy to beat survivor mode is fucking hilarious

:lulz:

I haven't played yet but that's really good anyway.

Suffice to say, Preston Garvey is a dick, even when he isn't pulling a Jason Vorhees on your ass. He's nowhere near as bad as those snidey, SJW, Railroad motherfuckers, tho. Taking them out is satisfaction beyond words. I'd highly recommend it, even if the GFX engine is so out of date it's practically Manic Miner

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

Now he needs to do a Dead Is Dead, Hardcore, Pacifist playthrough of FO4.

Crank that shit up to 11.

P3nT4gR4m

As an aside, Idtech-6 - the best way I can describe it is GFX that wank my eyes  :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

No surprises there - if there's two things John Carmack knows, it is first person shooters and graphics.  Dude's a very specific form of genius, but genius nonetheless.

P3nT4gR4m

F'kin troof. Wonder how much he had to do with the latest iteration, right enough. Few years since he left now. Still, the current team are definitely standing on a pretty big pair of shoulders, somewhere along some spectrum or other.

Doom is a refreshing change in gameplay. Oldschool - Run and gun. Switch the brain off and charge! Got little challenge missions for skills boosters. They're all different but the story on the one I just did is you have to perform 3 airborne "glory kills", on hellnights, in less than 20 seconds, with an additional 20secs added on for each successful kill. A glory kill, for the uninitiated is a finish move, once you've depleted most of the enemy health, they stand there, looking punchy and glowing blue. Get close enough and they glow orange, then you do your mortal combat thing. Airborne glory kills, as the name suggests, have to be approached from above.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-bimz_jZHY

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark