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The official Butthash thread - get it while its warm

Started by P3nT4gR4m, May 23, 2007, 09:22:57 PM

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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

navkat


Cramulus

I don't know how this word "stuck", but somehow I use it more than the word "Jenkem"

P3nT4gR4m

I claim hereby officially claim responsibility for coining that phrase and I fully endorse it's use in this Faux News report (around 1:30) :ninja:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

navkat

WE MUST PUT A STOP TO THIS DANGER TO OUR CHIRREN. WE MUST TAKE A STAND AND SEND A CLEAR MESSAGE TO OUR REPRAZENTATIVES THAT WE DEMAND PROTECTIVE LEGISLATION TO GIVE LAW ENFORCEMENT THE TOOLS THEY NEED TO STOP THE MANUFACTURE OF THIS ATROCITY AND BRING THE GUILTY SWIFTLY TO JUSTICE.

SANITATION WORKERS MUST GO THROUGH RIGOROUS BACKGROUND CHECKS AND MONITORING FOR THEFT OF THE RAW MATERIALS USED AS PRECURSORS.

THE INTENTIONAL MANUFACTURE AND INHALATION OF ONE'S OWN "BRAND" MUST CARRY WITH IT STEEP FINES FOR CRIMES OF MORAL TURPITUDE.

THOSE GUILTY OF THE NEGLIGENT EXPOSURE OF OUR PRESHUSS CHIRREN TO THESE HARMFUL FUMES THROUGH CARELESS USE AND COMBINING OF PRODUCTS LIKE ONION DIP AND BEER IN ENCLOSED, PUBLIC SPACES MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT.

MOTORISTS WHO DO NOT MAKE PROPER USE OF SAFETY MEASURES LIKE EPA-REGULATED VENTILATION DEVICES INSIDE THEIR VEHICLES MUST BE PROSECUTED UNDER THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE DUI LAWS.

IT IS TIME TO PUT A STOP TO THE JENKEM EPIDEMIC IN THIS COUNTRY.

IT IS TIME TO VOTE "YES" ON PROP 23!


P3nT4gR4m

Like now way, man. It's a victimless crime. Should be legalised.
:mullet:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

at the very least medicinal butthash should be included in healthcare.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

I NEED MEDICINAL BUTT HASH FOR MAH PAIN
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