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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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Cuddlefish

#420
July 28, 2011, 10:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 28, 2011, 09:53:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:20:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
For some reason I couldn't stand having it in the personal text field, it looked wrong down there.  The choice to go to hell was, ultimately, a question of aesthetics.



Custom title works, too.

Precedence^

Cool. Do I get some kind of special prize for my unwavering spiritual resolve zealotry?
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Payne

#421
July 28, 2011, 10:13:05 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 28, 2011, 10:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 28, 2011, 09:53:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:20:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
For some reason I couldn't stand having it in the personal text field, it looked wrong down there.  The choice to go to hell was, ultimately, a question of aesthetics.



Custom title works, too.

Precedence^

Cool. Do I get some kind of special prize for my unwavering spiritual resolve zealotry?

Why yes, you do!

When you die, you get to go to the good hell.

Cuddlefish

#422
July 28, 2011, 10:30:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 28, 2011, 10:13:05 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 28, 2011, 10:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 28, 2011, 09:53:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:20:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
For some reason I couldn't stand having it in the personal text field, it looked wrong down there.  The choice to go to hell was, ultimately, a question of aesthetics.



Custom title works, too.

Precedence^

Cool. Do I get some kind of special prize for my unwavering spiritual resolve zealotry?

Why yes, you do!

When you die, you get to go to the good hell.

Well, then, I guess it's a good thing I'm an American. I'm already used to that whole "lesser of two evils" thing.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Good Reverend Roger

#423
November 11, 2011, 07:07:53 PM
Bump for the new people.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Stelpa

#424
November 13, 2011, 07:50:16 PM
Hit me, Clyde >:D

Juana

#425
November 13, 2011, 08:42:11 PM
I never got one from you, so can has?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#426
November 14, 2011, 02:10:13 PM
Quote from: Stelpa on November 13, 2011, 07:50:16 PM
Hit me, Clyde >:D

Assmonkey Removal Device of the Interpocalypse
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#427
November 14, 2011, 02:10:55 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 13, 2011, 08:42:11 PM
I never got one from you, so can has?

Left Coast Holy™ Hammer of the Geeks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#428
November 14, 2011, 04:01:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2011, 02:10:55 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 13, 2011, 08:42:11 PM
I never got one from you, so can has?

Left Coast Holy™ Hammer of the Geeks.
:lulz: I like it.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Payne

#429
November 14, 2011, 05:04:27 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 14, 2011, 04:01:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2011, 02:10:55 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 13, 2011, 08:42:11 PM
I never got one from you, so can has?

Left Coast Holy™ Hammer of the Geeks.
:lulz: I like it.

Personla text assbag! Or you go to Unfun Hell!

Juana

#430
November 14, 2011, 05:07:04 PM
It's already there! Well, ok, it's in my custom title, but still...
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#431
November 14, 2011, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 14, 2011, 05:07:04 PM
It's already there! Well, ok, it's in my custom title, but still...

It's your soul.  Don't come crying to me when they send you to Normal Hell, where you'll...

Um.

You're in Fresno, right?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#432
November 14, 2011, 05:19:53 PM
Yep. It's not quuuuuite hell, but close (hell is Bakersfield, actually).
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#433
November 14, 2011, 05:22:28 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 14, 2011, 05:19:53 PM
Yep. It's not quuuuuite hell, but close (hell is Bakersfield, actually).

Well, they're just gonna send you back when you die, if you fuck this up.  That's right, eternity in Fresno.

You only go to Bakersfield if you've been REALLY bad (say, Adolf Hitler), but not bad enough to go to Phoenix.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#434
November 14, 2011, 05:23:26 PM
:x :x :x :x
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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