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Started by Rev. Asshat, February 15, 2009, 01:09:52 PM

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Rev. Asshat

February 15, 2009, 01:09:52 PM
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Telarus

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February 15, 2009, 06:03:51 PM
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Aufenthatt

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February 19, 2009, 05:25:12 PM

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#3
February 19, 2009, 09:06:34 PM
Add to postergasm list:

"Have you had your orgasm today?"

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February 22, 2009, 04:10:22 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on February 19, 2009, 09:06:34 PM
Add to postergasm list:

"Have you had your orgasm today?"

"Love your neighbor. Share an orgasm".

Creepy, or just right?
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Cain

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February 22, 2009, 04:18:53 AM
That would depend on your neighbour.

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#6
February 22, 2009, 04:27:11 AM
Oargasm = rowing in circles.

Adios

#7
February 22, 2009, 04:28:31 AM
Multiple Oargasm = rowing in a straight line.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

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February 22, 2009, 01:10:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 22, 2009, 04:18:53 AM
That would depend on your neighbour.


That implies that the only way to share an orgasm with someone is fucking them, right? I don't think that constitutes sharing one, though <_<


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February 22, 2009, 05:21:04 PM
Quote from: Enki-][ on February 22, 2009, 01:10:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 22, 2009, 04:18:53 AM
That would depend on your neighbour.


That implies that the only way to share an orgasm with someone is fucking them, right? I don't think that constitutes sharing one, though <_<

No. It implies that whether "Love your neighbor. Share an orgasm" is creepy, or just right, depends on the neighbor.
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Rococo Modem Basilisk

#10
February 22, 2009, 05:23:23 PM
I dunno. If you could fedex your neighbour half an orgasm with overnight delivery, would it be creepy?


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#11
February 22, 2009, 06:16:57 PM
Quote from: Enki-][ on February 22, 2009, 05:23:23 PM
I dunno. If you could fedex your neighbour half an orgasm with overnight delivery, would it be creepy?

Yes, mainly for splitting-up an orgasm and Fedexing to a next-door neighbor.

fomenter

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February 22, 2009, 06:21:16 PM
Quote from: yhnmzw on February 22, 2009, 06:16:57 PM
Quote from: Enki-][ on February 22, 2009, 05:23:23 PM
I dunno. If you could fedex your neighbour half an orgasm with overnight delivery, would it be creepy?

Yes, mainly for splitting-up an orgasm and Fedexing to a next-door neighbor.

FedEx costs money,    hand delivery is more personal it shows you care enough to make the effort...
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#13
February 22, 2009, 06:23:57 PM
Well, say you were on vacation and you mailed half of it home?

Plus, it's technically illegal to manually place half of an orgasm in someone's mailbox.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

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February 22, 2009, 08:39:16 PM
Quote from: Enki-][ on February 22, 2009, 01:10:56 PM
That implies that the only way to share an orgasm with someone is fucking them, right?

watching or fliming is two easy and slightly less creepy other options to share
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