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Tucson cuddly wildlife.

Started by Doktor Howl, October 28, 2014, 02:32:53 AM

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Doktor Howl

#1:  The Javalina.

SO CUTE






But then

BUT THEN

BUT THEN


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Holy crap! Let me guess, dietary habits best summed up as not picky.
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Suu

Dumb question: Are those edible? Cause like, pig roasts and stuff.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Suu on October 28, 2014, 10:52:36 AM
Dumb question: Are those edible? Cause like, pig roasts and stuff.

Yes, but they carry more diseases than is strictly reasonable.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on October 28, 2014, 05:53:35 AM
Holy crap! Let me guess, dietary habits best summed up as not picky.

"Whatever can't outrun me."
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

They might just be my spirit animal.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 28, 2014, 02:06:46 PM
They might just be my spirit animal.

Cute on the outside, EAT YOUR SKULL on the inside?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Look at this shit



I mean, this is just ridiculous. What kind of animal even IS this?



A completely absurd one, is the answer.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2014, 02:09:39 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 28, 2014, 02:06:46 PM
They might just be my spirit animal.

Cute on the outside, EAT YOUR SKULL on the inside?

Exactly! You understand me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 28, 2014, 02:17:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2014, 02:09:39 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 28, 2014, 02:06:46 PM
They might just be my spirit animal.

Cute on the outside, EAT YOUR SKULL on the inside?

Exactly! You understand me.

But I don't understand THIS:



AND I WISH I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THIS:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 28, 2014, 02:28:53 PM
Wow.  :horrormirth:

"North Carolina".  My son is stationed there, and there are two NCs.  That congresswoman comes from the THIRD one.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

She's too dumb to realize that other women aren't as dumb as she is.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 28, 2014, 09:56:57 PM
She's too dumb to realize that other women aren't as dumb as she is.

Or she's cynically playing to the crowd.

I can't decide which is worse.
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