This ones for the moms

[Lies]

Just wondering...

Please only answer if you've experienced both.

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I vote potato chips.

[Lies]

Didn't realise you were a mother Net.

[Jenne]

...dunno, it's totally a different pain.  I'd have to say child labor because even through 2 doses of epi I felt that shit, AND the sewing up after.  With a toothache, you take an analgesic or vicodin if it's truly bad and it's livable.

[LMNO]

Wait... they put a needle through your taint?

[Jenne]

 Horrible Troofs about childbirth:  it AIN'T pretty.  None of it.  Your insides hang outside, and yeah, they sew you, staple you, cut you at will.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I chose it can't be compared. 

I would say for men the closest thing said to childbirth is passing a kidney stone.   

So gentlemen, think about pissing a rock (NOT SMOOTH) about the size of a pea, through your penis....   I understand you guys can feel it almost the whole way from your bladder.

Got that image?  HOLD IT!!!

Now add blood, a lot of name calling and someone passed out on the floor of the delivery room. 

Wait, where are you going? 

[Suu]

 Horrible Troofs about childbirth:  it AIN'T pretty.  None of it.  Your insides hang outside, and yeah, they sew you, staple you, cut you at will.

And if they don't cut you, you're tear on your own.

[Jenne]

Yeah, the only comparison I thought I could make is the kind of meds and their effects on the pain mentioned.  The kind of pain it is of course is completely different.  But the ways you can mitigate it are pretty similar:  narcotics.

[Jenne]

  Horrible Troofs about childbirth:  it AIN'T pretty.  None of it.  Your insides hang outside, and yeah, they sew you, staple you, cut you at will.

And if they don't cut you, you're tear on your own.

Ha!  I did both. 

Jenne,

Talented like that.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

so totally adopting

[AFK]

Wait... they put a needle through your taint?

Yep.  Happened to my wife with the first.  My daughter had a big head. 

[Chairman Risus]

I vote potato chips.

[Elder Iptuous]

my wife is so fucking tough that she went all natural.
no pain meds of any sort.
she just squatted holding on to a bed post while i jammed my fist into her lower back for a good number of hours.
then laid back, and shot that little monster out into my waiting mits.
no tearing.
no cutting. (except when i cut the cord)
and we left for home with the new kiddo within 6 hours of birth.

and she did it twice.

I love and fear this woman.

[Jasper]

FUCK.

DUDE FUCK.