http://jezebel.com/5943057/woman-injects-mans-penis-with-silicon-man-immediately-dies?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Gee, and imagine what a kitchen table abortion would do?
WHAT THE FUCK!
WHAT THE FUCK!
Do these retards understand that industrial grade silicone isn't the same thing as what is used in medical procedures?
And that the fillers will shut your lungs down?
Jesus H Christ.
Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 13, 2012, 10:42:43 PM
WHAT THE FUCK!
WHAT THE FUCK!
Navyguy tiptoed out of the living room whimpering the same thing as I read it out loud.
It's okay, she's assured me that this was a complication arising from a pre-existing heart condition. My gigantic johnston will be the stuff of legends :sexybeast:
Quote from: v3x on September 13, 2012, 10:47:56 PM
Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.
It is GUARANTEED to kill you.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 13, 2012, 11:05:08 PM
Quote from: v3x on September 13, 2012, 10:47:56 PM
Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.
It is GUARANTEED to kill you.
Stop trying to propagandize me, you're just jealous of my soon to be EPIC MANHOOD! :argh!:
My wife made the face of terror when I read the headline to her. :lulz:
I will join P3nt on his quest for massive manliness in my pance!
Anybody know where I can get a syringe of silocon? I haz a plan.
Home Depot
Come over, I have a tube in my living room. Ask Navyguy.
I love you guys.
And, Suu, tell Navyguy to sleep well tonight, and don't worry about any horrible ideas that might be wandering around in your subconscious. :evil:
Quote from: Luna on September 14, 2012, 01:33:12 AM
I love you guys.
And, Suu, tell Navyguy to sleep well tonight, and don't worry about any horrible ideas that might be wandering around in your subconscious. :evil:
I'm actually sitting in class right now and he's home alone. Roommate is gone for the weekend, so she's not even around for me moving out (LOL) and he's in the process of disassembly and sewing his shield cover. I will probably return to the silicone being gone. I mean, I don't even have a caulking gun for it anyway, but it was fun to run after him with it.
The man was just trying to get ahead in the game of life for once.
BIG DICKS ARE BAD LUCK IN TIBET AND INDIA (http://www.monamagick.com/kbase_express/article.php?action=view&id=293) :lulz:
The Tibetans believe it is unlucky for a man to be over-endowed. He will be a rich and good husband if his penis is no more than six finger widths' long. But if while squatting, the penis reaches to the bottom of his heels, his life will be full of sorrow.
The Hindus have similar beliefs. According to the Brihat Samhita*, a big penis can only mean trouble, the man will be poor and will have no sons. If his member is straight, small and sinewy he will be rich. A penis inclining towards the left indicates poverty. If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex. If the glans penis be depressed in the middle, the person will father daughters and be poor; if it is raised in the middle, he will have many cows; if it's not very large, he will be rich.
Semen is also important. If it smells like honey, the man will be rich; like salt he will be poor; like fish, he will have many children. If it is thin he will have daughters and live in great comfort. Finally, forget the superstud routine if you want a long life. A person whose sexual intercourse lasts more than a minute or will live long, but prolonged bouts of rumpy-pumpy will lead to an early death.
Possibly NSFW, if the pics load: Somebody started to practice here (http://phallomancy.livejournal.com/), but the thread was apparently abandoned in 2005. :lol:
Quote from: v3x on September 13, 2012, 10:47:56 PM
Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.
There are boobjobs which involve silicone being injected into the breast, rather than in bags.
I think the lesson here is "learn to live with the body you have."
I don't mean "don't improve yourself as far as conditioning goes", I mean "getting altered (safely or not) to conform to society's expectations is as PINKBOY as you can get."
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 14, 2012, 02:49:49 PM
I think the lesson here is "learn to live with the body you have."
I don't mean "don't improve yourself as far as conditioning goes", I mean "getting altered (safely or not) to conform to society's expectations is as PINKBOY as you can get."
Yep.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 14, 2012, 02:49:49 PM
I think the lesson here is "learn to live with the body you have."
I don't mean "don't improve yourself as far as conditioning goes", I mean "getting altered (safely or not) to conform to society's expectations is as PINKBOY as you can get."
If yer lady doesn't like the size of it, get good at cunnilingus. It's not a hard thing to figure out, and costs less. But otherwise, this.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2012, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
I think the Greeks might have been the same way. Their gods tended not to have a hell of a lot going on down there. :lol:
(http://cfrankdavis.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/sculpture-laocoon-and-his-sons.jpg?w=640)
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 10:18:24 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2012, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
I think the Greeks might have been the same way. Their gods tended not to have a hell of a lot going on down there. :lol:
(http://cfrankdavis.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/sculpture-laocoon-and-his-sons.jpg?w=640)
This explains why my favorite pick up line, "Baby, I'm hung like Zeus," has never worked for me.
Those statues can bypass a safe search filter. You don't even have to label them "NSFW". :lol:
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2012, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.
Quote from: Suu on September 15, 2012, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2012, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.
So is my penis.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 15, 2012, 04:01:07 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 15, 2012, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2012, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.
So is my penis.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 15, 2012, 04:01:07 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 15, 2012, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2012, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.
So is my penis.
BAZINGA!
Quote from: Suu on September 15, 2012, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2012, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.
The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.
Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.
Quote from: Hoopla on September 14, 2012, 02:46:37 PM
Quote from: v3x on September 13, 2012, 10:47:56 PM
Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.
There are boobjobs which involve silicone being injected into the breast, rather than in bags.
"Are" in a back-alley and/or third-world sort of sense. Even contained silicone implants have been illegal in the US since 1992 due to leaking issues, and direct injection long before that.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 05:17:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 15, 2012, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2012, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.
The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.
Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.
:lulz: Oh, the life of a research assistant.
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 15, 2012, 06:55:04 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 14, 2012, 02:46:37 PM
Quote from: v3x on September 13, 2012, 10:47:56 PM
Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.
There are boobjobs which involve silicone being injected into the breast, rather than in bags.
"Are" in a back-alley and/or third-world sort of sense. Even contained silicone implants have been illegal in the US since 1992 due to leaking issues, and direct injection long before that.
Really? So all new boob jobs are based on some other material?
Quote from: VERBL on September 15, 2012, 10:06:25 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 15, 2012, 06:55:04 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 14, 2012, 02:46:37 PM
Quote from: v3x on September 13, 2012, 10:47:56 PM
Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.
There are boobjobs which involve silicone being injected into the breast, rather than in bags.
"Are" in a back-alley and/or third-world sort of sense. Even contained silicone implants have been illegal in the US since 1992 due to leaking issues, and direct injection long before that.
Really? So all new boob jobs are based on some other material?
Bags of saline IIRC.
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 15, 2012, 01:47:03 PM
Quote from: VERBL on September 15, 2012, 10:06:25 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 15, 2012, 06:55:04 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 14, 2012, 02:46:37 PM
Quote from: v3x on September 13, 2012, 10:47:56 PM
Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.
There are boobjobs which involve silicone being injected into the breast, rather than in bags.
"Are" in a back-alley and/or third-world sort of sense. Even contained silicone implants have been illegal in the US since 1992 due to leaking issues, and direct injection long before that.
Really? So all new boob jobs are based on some other material?
Bags of saline IIRC.
Yep. So that if the bags leak, the patient doesn't suffer debilitating side effects or death.
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 15, 2012, 06:56:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 05:17:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 15, 2012, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2012, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.
The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.
Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.
:lulz: Oh, the life of a research assistant.
It's the easiest way to note how many hours I've done
Quote from: VERBL on September 15, 2012, 10:06:25 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 15, 2012, 06:55:04 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 14, 2012, 02:46:37 PM
Quote from: v3x on September 13, 2012, 10:47:56 PM
Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.
There are boobjobs which involve silicone being injected into the breast, rather than in bags.
"Are" in a back-alley and/or third-world sort of sense. Even contained silicone implants have been illegal in the US since 1992 due to leaking issues, and direct injection long before that.
Really? So all new boob jobs are based on some other material?
Oddly enough that crappy movie breast men gives a good background on the whole history of it up to the late nineties.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 14, 2012, 02:49:49 PM
I think the lesson here is "learn to live with the body you have."
I don't mean "don't improve yourself as far as conditioning goes", I mean "getting altered (safely or not) to conform to society's expectations is as PINKBOY as you can get."
Modifying yourself for your own amusement though could still garner the same results. I think the moral of the story is don't go for surgical procedures in peoples living rooms, which seems to be becoming a trend
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57481138/fake-doctor-charged-in-buttocks-injection-death/
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 15, 2012, 06:56:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 05:17:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 15, 2012, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2012, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.
The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.
Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.
:lulz: Oh, the life of a research assistant.
It's the easiest way to note how many hours I've done
"counting penises" as a measure of the passage of time is... well, it's wonderful.
Stuck at work, counting penises until I can go home
yep
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 15, 2012, 06:38:08 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 15, 2012, 06:56:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 05:17:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 15, 2012, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2012, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.
The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.
Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.
:lulz: Oh, the life of a research assistant.
It's the easiest way to note how many hours I've done
"counting penises" as a measure of the passage of time is... well, it's wonderful.
Stuck at work, counting penises until I can go home
yep
:lulz:
I meant the coffee. But that's a pretty funny idea.
What time is it?
Five and a half penises.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 06:47:27 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 15, 2012, 06:38:08 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 15, 2012, 06:56:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 05:17:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 15, 2012, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2012, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.
The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.
Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.
:lulz: Oh, the life of a research assistant.
It's the easiest way to note how many hours I've done
"counting penises" as a measure of the passage of time is... well, it's wonderful.
Stuck at work, counting penises until I can go home
yep
:lulz:
I meant the coffee. But that's a pretty funny idea.
What time is it?
Five and a half penises.
Hang in there...only one more penis and you can go home.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 15, 2012, 09:14:49 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 06:47:27 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 15, 2012, 06:38:08 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 15, 2012, 06:56:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 05:17:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 15, 2012, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2012, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.
The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.
Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.
:lulz: Oh, the life of a research assistant.
It's the easiest way to note how many hours I've done
"counting penises" as a measure of the passage of time is... well, it's wonderful.
Stuck at work, counting penises until I can go home
yep
:lulz:
I meant the coffee. But that's a pretty funny idea.
What time is it?
Five and a half penises.
Hang in there...only one more penis and you can go home.
:lulz:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 15, 2012, 09:14:49 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 06:47:27 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 15, 2012, 06:38:08 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 15, 2012, 06:56:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 05:17:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 15, 2012, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2012, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 14, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.
Fixed.
Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.
Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.
The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.
Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.
:lulz: Oh, the life of a research assistant.
It's the easiest way to note how many hours I've done
"counting penises" as a measure of the passage of time is... well, it's wonderful.
Stuck at work, counting penises until I can go home
yep
:lulz:
I meant the coffee. But that's a pretty funny idea.
What time is it?
Five and a half penises.
Hang in there...only one more penis and you can go home.
:lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: