So, as my job winds down into a chaotic bucket of insanity poop, NEW INSPIRATION

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#30
March 11, 2015, 10:49:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2015, 10:27:49 PM
Also, Mike melted down.  And for the first time in 7.5 years, he did it on the side of that which is Good, Right, and Not Dumb.

MIRACLES DO HAPPEN!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

#31
March 11, 2015, 10:50:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2015, 10:27:49 PM
Also, Mike melted down.  And for the first time in 7.5 years, he did it on the side of that which is Good, Right, and Not Dumb.
Things are getting weirder and weirder there. Keep an eye out for unspeakable horrors, they tend to pop up when reality gets wonky. You can always tell by the tentacles.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Junkenstein

#32
March 11, 2015, 10:53:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2015, 10:24:40 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2015, 10:01:35 PM
Yes.

It'd be a fucking lovely job.

We're already demolishing the acid side.

The rest of it?  Just a matter of time.

I'm offended you didn't call. Have your people call my people immediately.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Wizard Joseph

#33
March 11, 2015, 11:52:16 PM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on March 11, 2015, 10:50:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2015, 10:27:49 PM
Also, Mike melted down.  And for the first time in 7.5 years, he did it on the side of that which is Good, Right, and Not Dumb.
Things are getting weirder and weirder there. Keep an eye out for unspeakable horrors, they tend to pop up when reality gets wonky. You can always tell by the tentacles.

A certain unnameable squamousness in the air is a good cue too.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
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Doktor Howl

#34
March 12, 2015, 12:48:52 AM
Today I learned that compressed air, when released, compresses itself more.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

LMNO

#36
March 12, 2015, 01:19:10 AM
You realize this is an entire book waiting to happen, right?

Bruno

#37
March 12, 2015, 01:36:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2015, 12:48:52 AM
Today I learned that compressed air, when released, compresses itself more.   :lulz:

ALL THIS SCIENCE!



I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Formerly something else...

Doktor Howl

#38
March 12, 2015, 01:43:57 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 12, 2015, 01:19:10 AM
You realize this is an entire book waiting to happen, right?

Yeah.  Yeah, I do.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#39
March 12, 2015, 01:45:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2015, 12:48:52 AM
Today I learned that compressed air, when released, compresses itself more.   :lulz:

Oh, that's priceless.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ben Shapiro

#40
March 12, 2015, 04:32:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2015, 03:58:05 PM
Quote from: Metal Bear on March 11, 2015, 02:21:58 PM
Move to Texas God's Country!

If I leave this state, which I will not, I will be heading Northwest.  Only Portland offers me the type of job I'd need, and the sheer level of fucking weirdness that I require to survive.

Enjoy your Siracha Mayo Beer heathen!

axod

#41
March 12, 2015, 07:18:39 AM
Quote from: Metal Bear on March 12, 2015, 04:32:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2015, 03:58:05 PM
Quote from: Metal Bear on March 11, 2015, 02:21:58 PM
Move to Texas God's Country!

If I leave this state, which I will not, I will be heading Northwest.  Only Portland offers me the type of job I'd need, and the sheer level of fucking weirdness that I require to survive.

Enjoy your Siracha Mayo Beer heathen!
... Red Galoche Session IPA :lulz:
just this

LMNO

#42
March 13, 2015, 11:42:57 AM

Doktor Howl

#43
March 13, 2015, 01:09:08 PM
Molon Lube

LMNO

#44
March 13, 2015, 01:18:27 PM
:ECH:
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