tell me about your sex life

[The Johnny]

Oh, i dont know, ive lived under a rock for so long focusing on school and work that i havent seriously dated no one or gotten laid in like 5 years =/

[UB]

......... during the work week we are both too tired to do much.

.... i dont know, .... lived under a rock for so long focusing on [studying] and work .....

...................
I am just trying to slow down my sex drive, .......................

Everything that could be said has been said, and could only add: "I enjoy the company of those I'm not in cahoots with for a longer duration of time."

haha

[Reginald Ret]

Jokingly serious, as opposed to seriously joking.
I actually think using our collective knowledge about human behavioural patterns to increase our enjoyment of this forum is a good thing.
AKA Social Engineering, for some reason people think that is a bad idea, especially those who have studied social engineering.¹
I volunteered you for the position because I think you would be good at it.

¹ This may be because the focus of such studies lies on the history of Social Engineering and that history is quite bloody. If you want to learn actual social engineering skills, go study marketing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I kinda chuckled at the idea of this being a 'sticky' thread.  But, yeah, I saw a comment about someone's inability to refrain from spagging up other threads with comments about their sex life and thought maybe if there was a thread devoted to just that, it may help.

@ sticky.

[Reginald Ret]

I kinda chuckled at the idea of this being a 'sticky' thread.  But, yeah, I saw a comment about someone's inability to refrain from spagging up other threads with comments about their sex life and thought maybe if there was a thread devoted to just that, it may help.

@ sticky.

The idea is growing on me, we kinda have to now 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I kinda chuckled at the idea of this being a 'sticky' thread.  But, yeah, I saw a comment about someone's inability to refrain from spagging up other threads with comments about their sex life and thought maybe if there was a thread devoted to just that, it may help.

@ sticky.

The idea is growing on me, we kinda have to now 

If people actually start using it to talk about their grotty details, I will too. And nobody wants that, trust me.

[Reginald Ret]

I kinda chuckled at the idea of this being a 'sticky' thread.  But, yeah, I saw a comment about someone's inability to refrain from spagging up other threads with comments about their sex life and thought maybe if there was a thread devoted to just that, it may help.

@ sticky.

The idea is growing on me, we kinda have to now 

If people actually start using it to talk about their grotty details, I will too. And nobody wants that, trust me.

I hate to do this to you, but you have to set the right example.
This thread needs more examples of being used in the right way.
I'm afraid you will have to make a sacrifice before the altar of Social Engineering.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I kinda chuckled at the idea of this being a 'sticky' thread.  But, yeah, I saw a comment about someone's inability to refrain from spagging up other threads with comments about their sex life and thought maybe if there was a thread devoted to just that, it may help.

@ sticky.

The idea is growing on me, we kinda have to now 

If people actually start using it to talk about their grotty details, I will too. And nobody wants that, trust me.

I hate to do this to you, but you have to set the right example.
This thread needs more examples of being used in the right way.
I'm afraid you will have to make a sacrifice before the altar of Social Engineering.

But you know it always ends the same way, and then I run the dildos through the dishwasher.

[UB]

They are dishwasher safe?  Oo

TRRN seems to be a Phenomenal Anomaly.

[The Johnny]

I see it is more of a pressure valve... if we didnt have the Great RWHN Drug Wars of 2009-2013 there might had been a great number of derailed threads that would still happen to this very day.

[UB]

I'm still not clear who RWHN was here... One of my favorite novels' main character had a similar name, and so I was thrown off by it initially.

I'm not even going to ask about the drug wars had here.

[Reginald Ret]

I kinda chuckled at the idea of this being a 'sticky' thread.  But, yeah, I saw a comment about someone's inability to refrain from spagging up other threads with comments about their sex life and thought maybe if there was a thread devoted to just that, it may help.

@ sticky.

The idea is growing on me, we kinda have to now 

If people actually start using it to talk about their grotty details, I will too. And nobody wants that, trust me.

I hate to do this to you, but you have to set the right example.
This thread needs more examples of being used in the right way.
I'm afraid you will have to make a sacrifice before the altar of Social Engineering.

But you know it always ends the same way, and then I run the dildos through the dishwasher.

Look, this is a free for all thread. Just go for it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I kinda chuckled at the idea of this being a 'sticky' thread.  But, yeah, I saw a comment about someone's inability to refrain from spagging up other threads with comments about their sex life and thought maybe if there was a thread devoted to just that, it may help.

@ sticky.

The idea is growing on me, we kinda have to now 

If people actually start using it to talk about their grotty details, I will too. And nobody wants that, trust me.

I hate to do this to you, but you have to set the right example.
This thread needs more examples of being used in the right way.
I'm afraid you will have to make a sacrifice before the altar of Social Engineering.

But you know it always ends the same way, and then I run the dildos through the dishwasher.

Look, this is a free for all thread. Just go for it.

My boyfriend is on his way over here right now with surgical gloves and beets. Looks like I need to put the red sheets on the bed tonight.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

go ahead.  if you want to.

since i got divorced my sex life has been fucking great.

Well, things have gotten better since I had that horrible vestigial twin removed from Jenn's back, and surgically attached to my nads.  This brings up some weird potential incest issues on her part, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.  I'm not just one of your fried chicken tramps, you know.  I have needs.

[minuspace]

Eh.  Fu kit.