OPEN BAR: Top 10 things millenials hate about OB that we didn't know last week!

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LMNO

Was surprised with an impromptu weekend in Provincetown, which was lovely and wonderful.

Came back home, and the cat was dead.

Granted, she was 17.

Still, put a damper on things.





Death is awful.

The end.

Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 26, 2015, 12:38:15 AM
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This is proof people with Apple Iphones are pieces of fucking shit and deserve to be fed to wolves.

Yeah. I'm sure random psychos never have Androids.

-Piece of fucking shit who (along with Little Orange) deserves to be fed to wolves

They use Window phones.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 27, 2015, 04:24:31 AM
Was surprised with an impromptu weekend in Provincetown, which was lovely and wonderful.

Came back home, and the cat was dead.

Granted, she was 17.

Still, put a damper on things.





Death is awful.

The end.

Sorry to hear about your cat's penis, LMNO  :sad:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 27, 2015, 04:24:31 AM
Was surprised with an impromptu weekend in Provincetown, which was lovely and wonderful.

Came back home, and the cat was dead.

Granted, she was 17.

Still, put a damper on things.





Death is awful.

The end.

I'm sorry, that sucks. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: N E T on July 26, 2015, 11:54:57 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 26, 2015, 10:08:44 PM
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Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 26, 2015, 12:35:12 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 24, 2015, 10:53:59 PM
So, this most recent shooting in Lafayette.

The article I wrote for Rebel News on Dylann Roof hasn't been published yet, but when it is...well, I can't say I didn't call it.  I was speaking with one of the editors about it, and the recent shooting basically reconfirms the entire point I had been making.  The latest shooter shows sympathy with the Golden Dawn and David Duke, thinks the USA is being ruined by a conspiracy of Jews and Blacks and was radicalized online.


I'm really looking forward to reading that article, Cain


Me too - would not be opposed to knowing when to look for it.

Thanks, both of you.  Theu should be available whenever Rebel News actually launches....which should be soon.  Ish.

Thirded!

Me too!
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Soon-ish may be sooner than you think. The asshole who owns NaturalNews snatched the .news domain we wanted and we may have to launch half-cocked to beat him to the trademark.

Cain

Urgh, NaturalNews.

Remind me why we haven't framed them for trolling a forum of jihadi script kiddies already?

trippinprincezz13

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 27, 2015, 04:24:31 AM
Was surprised with an impromptu weekend in Provincetown, which was lovely and wonderful.

Came back home, and the cat was dead.

Granted, she was 17.

Still, put a damper on things.


Death is awful.

The end.

:sad: :cry: I'm really sorry to hear.

That is a good old age for a cat, but doesn't make any easier or better.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

LMNO

Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on July 27, 2015, 10:03:30 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 27, 2015, 04:24:31 AM
Was surprised with an impromptu weekend in Provincetown, which was lovely and wonderful.

Came back home, and the cat was dead.

Granted, she was 17.

Still, put a damper on things.





Death is awful.

The end.

Sorry to hear about your cat's penis, LMNO  :sad:

That made me smile.  So, thanks.

EK WAFFLR

Phew. I got second thoughts after I posted it.

Pets dying is always so god damn sad.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 27, 2015, 04:24:31 AM
Was surprised with an impromptu weekend in Provincetown, which was lovely and wonderful.

Came back home, and the cat was dead.

Granted, she was 17.

Still, put a damper on things.





Death is awful.

The end.

Aw boo :sad:  Cats are cool, death is bullshit.

Doktor Howl

I am off to do things of questionable moral character in exchange for piles of moneys.

I'll be back online tonight.
Molon Lube

hooplala

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 28, 2015, 07:40:26 PM
I am off to do things of questionable moral character in exchange for piles of moneys.

I'll be back online tonight.

Oh no. Campaigning for Trump, are we?
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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hoopla on July 28, 2015, 07:46:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 28, 2015, 07:40:26 PM
I am off to do things of questionable moral character in exchange for piles of moneys.

I'll be back online tonight.

Oh no. Campaigning for Trump, are we?

Please.  There are limits.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It's been a busy week. Teaching in the mornings, slicing snake brains in the afternoons. Next week will be a little lighter, as the teaching part ends and I move into slightly less than full-time slicing.

So much slicing. So many brains.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."