A Blatant Ripoff of the Declaration of Independence

[Bob the Mediocre]

A Blatant Ripoff of the Declaration of Independence

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to just say ,ÄúFuck You,Äù to the assholes who are completely screwing the world over, a decent respect to the opinions of those who actually think about what they read requires that the reasons should be explained, however disoranizedly.

We hold these truths to be self evident, but only to the slim minority of those voters who actually disagree with our Warmonger in Chief: that all men are not created equal, but they damn well ought to be treated fairly by whatever idiotic system of government they are subjected to; that the purpose of government is to keep the powerful from abusing their power; and that the people ought to prevent governmental abuse of power. If you think this is contradictory, that,Äôs damn good! Politics is an art, not a science, and those who have approached it too scientifically have wept at what their theories caused. They have been unable to analytically predict their downfall.

King George (Boy George?) has sown our lips shut with the wind, a foul wind, stinking of oil, pollution, and metric tons of shit from factory farms; and we shall reap him and his cronies with the whirlwind. His chaotic little head dreamed up a movie with him in the starring role, as the banisher of Terrorism. It might have worked better if Karl Rove wasn,Äôt the director. But he flew in to save the day as the mission was accomplished by using clich?©s and euphemisms like Enduring Freedom and Shock And Awe. He forces us to endure his twisted ideas of what freedom is. He calls what he has been doing ,ÄúCounter-Terrorism,,Äù ,ÄúTax Relief,,Äù and ,ÄúSupporting Small Businesses.,Äù When the sheep can,Äôt hear him, he laughs at their gullibility, and discounts those who see through him. He needs to be shown that he has misestimated us.

Randomly destroying all order will not improve anything. It will cause discord, but the right wing gun nuts will benefit the most. The most extreme have been preparing for a revolution for decades. We must work to bring discord to the right-wingers, so they,Äôll screw themselves over. The political order has been stagnant for far too long!  Shatter their coalition of religious fanatics, opportunists who spout anything that gives them power or money, and businessmen. Force the Democrats who stood watching as their party,Äôs ideals were sold to the highest bidder to grow some spine, or kick their asses out! A spilt in both of the major parties would be some serious fun.