This is weirding me out. When I got home today there was crow sitting in our front garden. I think he might be injured because he isn't flying away even if you approach him.
When I was going to the shop he was still there so I threw some bread out to him. About five minutes ago he started tapping at the front door. I open the door and he just sits there looking at me.
If it is injured I suppose I could get a vet for it, do they collect injured animals? Would they even bother with an old crow?
Quote from: Faust on August 16, 2012, 08:25:38 PM
This is weirding me out. When I got home today there was crow sitting in our front garden. I think he might be injured because he isn't flying away even if you approach him.
When I was going to the shop he was still there so I threw some bread out to him. About five minutes ago he started tapping at the front door. I open the door and he just sits there looking at me.
If it is injured I suppose I could get a vet for it, do they collect injured animals? Would they even bother with an old crow?
HIDE YOUR PALLID BUST OF PALLAS! The little bastard will run off with it in second flat!
And when will he pay you?
NEVERMORE!
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 16, 2012, 08:26:44 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 16, 2012, 08:25:38 PM
This is weirding me out. When I got home today there was crow sitting in our front garden. I think he might be injured because he isn't flying away even if you approach him.
When I was going to the shop he was still there so I threw some bread out to him. About five minutes ago he started tapping at the front door. I open the door and he just sits there looking at me.
If it is injured I suppose I could get a vet for it, do they collect injured animals? Would they even bother with an old crow?
HIDE YOUR PALLID BUST OF PALLAS! The little bastard will run off with it in second flat!
And when will he pay you?
NEVERMORE!
The fact that it has knocked on the door reminded me of the Poe poem. But it makes him a crappy bird of ill omen when he doesn't run off when I open the door and he sits there looking at me making me feel guilty.
Quote from: Faust on August 16, 2012, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 16, 2012, 08:26:44 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 16, 2012, 08:25:38 PM
This is weirding me out. When I got home today there was crow sitting in our front garden. I think he might be injured because he isn't flying away even if you approach him.
When I was going to the shop he was still there so I threw some bread out to him. About five minutes ago he started tapping at the front door. I open the door and he just sits there looking at me.
If it is injured I suppose I could get a vet for it, do they collect injured animals? Would they even bother with an old crow?
HIDE YOUR PALLID BUST OF PALLAS! The little bastard will run off with it in second flat!
And when will he pay you?
NEVERMORE!
The fact that it has knocked on the door reminded me of the Poe poem. But it makes him a crappy bird of ill omen when he doesn't run off when I open the door and he sits there looking at me making me feel guilty.
So feed him. That could be a pretty unique pet. Just think of the microbes alone!
I'll give him some more bread and if he is still here in the morning I'll get a vet to take a look at him.
Quote from: Faust on August 16, 2012, 08:40:03 PM
I'll give him some more bread and if he is still here in the morning I'll get a vet to take a look at him.
It's possible that he's just a mooch. Does he appear to be in any discomfort?
I mean, I have it on reliable authority that birds in your part of the world shamelessly approach scriveners. Do you draw for a hobby?
Quote from: Faust on August 16, 2012, 08:25:38 PM
This is weirding me out. When I got home today there was crow sitting in our front garden. I think he might be injured because he isn't flying away even if you approach him.
When I was going to the shop he was still there so I threw some bread out to him. About five minutes ago he started tapping at the front door. I open the door and he just sits there looking at me.
If it is injured I suppose I could get a vet for it, do they collect injured animals? Would they even bother with an old crow?
Well, I suppose Lamanite would say:
Dinner is served.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 16, 2012, 08:41:35 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 16, 2012, 08:40:03 PM
I'll give him some more bread and if he is still here in the morning I'll get a vet to take a look at him.
It's possible that he's just a mooch. Does he appear to be in any discomfort?
I mean, I have it on reliable authority that birds in your part of the world shamelessly approach scriveners. Do you draw for a hobby?
He doesn't seem to be in discomfort but he's not flying off which makes me think his wing is injured plus we were having a really bad storm yesterday. I draw but its probably more to do with the fact that I'm a pushover. He knows he can get food out of me by making me feel sorry for him.
Maybe he just likes you, Faust.
We've taken him in and put him in the garage, Its warm and dry and he seems happy enough perched on the barbecue, we've left him with some food and water. Wet bread and a handful of oats are OK for birds right?
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/409657_10151364442848243_411685824_n.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/529991_10151364443108243_479243307_n.jpg)
Its the morrigan. She accepts your sacrifice of bread but is curious as to why you have not offered the heads of your foes.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 16, 2012, 10:03:38 PM
Its the morrigan. She accepts your sacrifice of bread but is curious as to why you have not offered the heads of your foes.
:spittake:
:thanks:
Dog food, fruit, pasta, bread, cheese, boiled eggs and cooked meats.
http://www.corvitude.com/corvidranchcare.html
Try to avoid salt, I've heard it's bad for birds.
Crows are smart as FUCK. I hope you keep him. :)
ETA: OFUK, this one says cat food, not dog food. Ask the vet. http://www.corvidaid.org/care-guide/feeding/
Crows being smart fuckers (https://www.google.com/search?q=care+feeding+crows&shva=1#q=intelligence+crows&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ei=umctUMewEIa_ygGZyYHQAQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAw&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=6e6c711e166b3718&biw=1366&bih=643)
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 16, 2012, 10:37:30 PM
Crows being smart fuckers (https://www.google.com/search?q=care+feeding+crows&shva=1#q=intelligence+crows&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ei=umctUMewEIa_ygGZyYHQAQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAw&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=6e6c711e166b3718&biw=1366&bih=643)
That is an awesome video.
I'll get it some cat food tomorrow, the corvid site says crows with white feathers could have a calcium deficiency, this guy has two white feathers under his weak wing, might explain how he hurt it.
Faust ROCKS. 8)
No dude this is really cool of you. Its like ech and the baby mouse.
Aw! I'm glad you're looking out for him. He may also be someone's lost pet.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 17, 2012, 04:21:49 AM
No dude this is really cool of you. Its like ech and the baby mouse.
That's what I thought too.
Do crows carry any transmittable diseases though?
Quote from: Net on August 17, 2012, 06:41:08 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 17, 2012, 04:21:49 AM
No dude this is really cool of you. Its like ech and the baby mouse.
That's what I thought too.
Do crows carry any transmittable diseases though?
Everything does. You can get salmonella from touching a turtle.
Do crows really pick out people's eyes out? Something to keep in mind. :fnord:
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 17, 2012, 07:32:02 AM
Do crows really pick out people's eyes out? Something to keep in mind. :fnord:
They are carrion birds.
I made a joke about the Morrigan earlier, but there is a reason that crows (and ravens) are associated with the Goddess of War.
I heard european crows and ravens were carrion birds, but not american ones. At least I've never seen one picking at something dead, they mostly seem to get into corn and stuff.
I did see a raven at Flax Pond in Lynn picking at a discarded Quarter Pounder With Cheese. Maybe that DOES count as carrion. :lol:
He was flying about this morning so we let him out. I kind of want a pet crow now.
Ah, he was just tired.
Might still come visit sometimes, who knows...
You've become a friend of the crows, though.
They remember faces, and can communicate good or ill will toward someone to each other.
Quote from: Net on August 17, 2012, 06:41:08 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 17, 2012, 04:21:49 AM
No dude this is really cool of you. Its like ech and the baby mouse.
That's what I thought too.
Do crows carry any transmittable diseases though?
Nothing really worth worrying about; they aren't much of a vector animal. They can catch West Nile (poor guys are dying in droves of it in some areas) but it still requires mosquitoes to spread it.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 17, 2012, 06:06:53 PM
You've become a friend of the crows, though.
They remember faces, and can communicate good or ill will toward someone to each other.
True story. That guy shows his family where you live, and you will be Faust, Friend of Crows forever.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 17, 2012, 06:06:53 PM
You've become a friend of the crows, though.
They remember faces, and can communicate good or ill will toward someone to each other.
Fact. You're kind of like an honorary crow now.
And if they feel like fucking with somebody's shit, it'll be the guy down the road who took shots at them. :lol:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 16, 2012, 10:33:43 PM
Dog food, fruit, pasta, bread, cheese, boiled eggs and cooked meats.
http://www.corvitude.com/corvidranchcare.html
Try to avoid salt, I've heard it's bad for birds.
Crows are smart as FUCK. I hope you keep him. :)
ETA: OFUK, this one says cat food, not dog food. Ask the vet. http://www.corvidaid.org/care-guide/feeding/
This, I bet the fucker's smart enough to realize someone will feed him if he just goes door to door long enough.
American crows eat carrion too. Ive seen em pick at road pizza.
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 17, 2012, 06:12:28 PM
Quote from: Net on August 17, 2012, 06:41:08 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 17, 2012, 04:21:49 AM
No dude this is really cool of you. Its like ech and the baby mouse.
That's what I thought too.
Do crows carry any transmittable diseases though?
Nothing really worth worrying about; they aren't much of a vector animal. They can catch West Nile (poor guys are dying in droves of it in some areas) but it still requires mosquitoes to spread it.
Cool. Now I kind of want a pet crow too.
There are some theories that crows are smarter than parrots... and Alex the African Grey tested somewhere in the neighborhood of a 6 year old human. The biggest issue they have is developing tests that a crow won't simply ignore or cheat on.
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 17, 2012, 11:52:30 PM
There are some theories that crows are smarter than parrots... and Alex the African Grey tested somewhere in the neighborhood of a 6 year old human. The biggest issue they have is developing tests that a crow won't simply ignore or cheat on.
Crows are fucking rad.
Quote from: Net on August 17, 2012, 11:56:10 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 17, 2012, 11:52:30 PM
There are some theories that crows are smarter than parrots... and Alex the African Grey tested somewhere in the neighborhood of a 6 year old human. The biggest issue they have is developing tests that a crow won't simply ignore or cheat on.
Crows are fucking rad.
When Sjaantze (harbinger of distraction) used to work at the World Bird Sanctuary, they kept hearing weird whispers in one of the houses. They all joked about it being haunted, but turns out it was a couple pied crows that would talk to each other, unless someone was there, then they would whisper :lulz:
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 18, 2012, 12:01:21 AM
Quote from: Net on August 17, 2012, 11:56:10 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 17, 2012, 11:52:30 PM
There are some theories that crows are smarter than parrots... and Alex the African Grey tested somewhere in the neighborhood of a 6 year old human. The biggest issue they have is developing tests that a crow won't simply ignore or cheat on.
Crows are fucking rad.
When Sjaantze (harbinger of distraction) used to work at the World Bird Sanctuary, they kept hearing weird whispers in one of the houses. They all joked about it being haunted, but turns out it was a couple pied crows that would talk to each other, unless someone was there, then they would whisper :lulz:
That's awesome.
It makes you wonder about dino intelligence. Maybe dinos would have had a civilization if not for that meteor. It seems that a certian level of human intelligence is not difficult. Though there does have to be some sort of mutational trend to a manipulating appendage.
Twid
using his thumbs to type this
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 02:25:17 AM
It makes you wonder about dino intelligence. Maybe dinos would have had a civilization if not for that meteor
*looks at alligators and birds*
Nope.
...er we are talking about bird intelligence and how with some bird species have the intelligence of human children. Whales and dolphins are smart too. Just because we split the atom and left the planet doesnt mean they couldnt have given different selective pressures. Also who the hell are you?
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 03:16:48 AM
...er we are talking about bird intelligence and how with some bird species have the intelligence of human children. Whales and dolphins are smart too. Just because we split the atom and left the planet doesnt mean they couldnt have given different selective pressures. Also who the hell are you?
1. Birds with the intelligence of human children? Balls.
2. Dinosaurs aren't people, and should be wiped out.
3. LOOK AT AVATAR, PLS.
Quote1. Birds with the intelligence of human children? Balls.
I find that plenty plausible, after the ones I've had to deal with. Most of mine would lose in an intelligence contest against a pigeon.
A
dead pigeon.
Cant see avatars on my phone. Im going to assume noob otherwise youd know that.
And it was mentioned that parrots have the intelligence of 6 year old children and it is suspected crows are more intelligent than that or do you not want to address that point?
Cain- :mittens:
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 03:45:10 AM
Cant see avatars on my phone. Im going to assume noob otherwise youd know that.
Oh, because I'm new, my opinion isn't valid? This board is supposed to be about DISCORDIANS. And you don't seem very Discordian.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 03:45:10 AM
And it was mentioned that parrots have the intelligence of 6 year old children and it is suspected crows are more intelligent than that or do you not want to address that point?
What point? I saw this Bebek guy SAY that, but I have seen no proof.
if crows are so smart howcome they don't have opposable thumbs huh?
:chekov:
Hey guys apparently im not a really real discordian. Can i get a medal?
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 03:56:24 AM
Hey guys apparently im not a really real discordian. Can i get a medal?
Is this where the new guy gets piled on by the clique?
Yeah it is but only because you placed the order.
Are you a REALLY REAL Discrdian?
Twid: Apatosaurus (Brontosaurus) had a brain about the size of a computer mouse.
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:00:59 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 03:56:24 AM
Hey guys apparently im not a really real discordian. Can i get a medal?
Is this where the new guy gets piled on by the clique?
If Roger was here, you'd be #1 on his shitlist, Mister.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 04:03:55 AM
Yeah it is but only because you placed the order.
Have you even read the Principia Discordia? You seem kind of grey to me.
Im going to be a nice guy. Look dude. You said i dont seem very discordian. What does that mean? I asked you to address the point and you came back with an ad hominem saying that i dont seem like a discordian. What did i do to disqualify myself as a discordian?
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:04:44 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:00:59 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 03:56:24 AM
Hey guys apparently im not a really real discordian. Can i get a medal?
Is this where the new guy gets piled on by the clique?
If Roger was here, you'd be #1 on his shitlist, Mister.
No, I have to say that Roger is the reason I came here. He'd never abuse me, because I agree with everything he says.
Ive never read one bit of discordian literature. I just like the title. Everything else is tldr. :kingmeh:
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 04:05:48 AM
Im going to be a nice guy. Look dude. You said i dont seem very discordian. What does that mean? I asked you to address the point and you came back with an ad hominem saying that i dont seem like a discordian. What did i do to disqualify myself as a discordian?
Well, I have seen a claim, but no proof. There's something about THINK FOR YOURSELF, SCHMUCK in the book, isn't there? You are blindly accepting a claim by this Bebek fellow. That doesn't seem like thinking for yourself.
Therefore you are not a Discordian. QED.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 04:06:52 AM
Ive never read one bit of discordian literature.
Then you really can't be a Discordian, can you? Yes, the book says "everyone is a pope", but that doesn't mean that "everyone is a Discordian".
I have it on good authority that there has only ever been ONE actual Discordian, and he burned all his notes right before the Feds carted him off to prison. So we'll never know what Discordianism really is. All we have to go on is an old book that's been copied and modified so many times it might as well be the Bible, and this forum, which as far as I can tell is about as Discordian as Country-Western is "music."
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:10:27 AM
I have it on good authority that there has only ever been ONE actual Discordian, and he burned all his notes right before the Feds carted him off to prison. So we'll never know what Discordianism really is. All we have to go on is an old book that's been copied and modified so many times it might as well be the Bible, and this forum, which as far as I can tell is about as Discordian as Country-Western is "music."
So far I haven't seen much Discordianism. I have seen a bunch of cliquish insiders who shit on anyone new, because they're too cool for anyone who doesn't eat, drink, and breathe their personal opinions. You guys suck.
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:10:27 AM
I have it on good authority that there has only ever been ONE actual Discordian, and he burned all his notes right before the Feds carted him off to prison.
I'm pretty certain Ted Bundy wasn't a Discordian. He was, however, a fan of disco. It's an easy mistake to make.
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:13:29 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:10:27 AM
I have it on good authority that there has only ever been ONE actual Discordian, and he burned all his notes right before the Feds carted him off to prison. So we'll never know what Discordianism really is. All we have to go on is an old book that's been copied and modified so many times it might as well be the Bible, and this forum, which as far as I can tell is about as Discordian as Country-Western is "music."
So far I haven't seen much Discordianism. I have seen a bunch of cliquish insiders who shit on anyone new, because they're too cool for anyone who doesn't eat, drink, and breathe their personal opinions. You guys suck.
Where in the blue fuck did Roger find this guy? :roll:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 18, 2012, 04:15:49 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:13:29 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:10:27 AM
I have it on good authority that there has only ever been ONE actual Discordian, and he burned all his notes right before the Feds carted him off to prison. So we'll never know what Discordianism really is. All we have to go on is an old book that's been copied and modified so many times it might as well be the Bible, and this forum, which as far as I can tell is about as Discordian as Country-Western is "music."
So far I haven't seen much Discordianism. I have seen a bunch of cliquish insiders who shit on anyone new, because they're too cool for anyone who doesn't eat, drink, and breathe their personal opinions. You guys suck.
Where in the blue fuck did Roger find this guy? :roll:
I've known him a long time. We're 'friends' on facebook, and I've read his stuff on alt.slack.
Oy vey.
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:17:37 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 18, 2012, 04:15:49 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:13:29 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:10:27 AM
I have it on good authority that there has only ever been ONE actual Discordian, and he burned all his notes right before the Feds carted him off to prison. So we'll never know what Discordianism really is. All we have to go on is an old book that's been copied and modified so many times it might as well be the Bible, and this forum, which as far as I can tell is about as Discordian as Country-Western is "music."
So far I haven't seen much Discordianism. I have seen a bunch of cliquish insiders who shit on anyone new, because they're too cool for anyone who doesn't eat, drink, and breathe their personal opinions. You guys suck.
Where in the blue fuck did Roger find this guy? :roll:
I've known him a long time. We're 'friends' on facebook, and I've read his stuff on alt.slack.
I thought he wasn't down with the pee-stained denture crowd formerly known as alt.slack.
I'm calling Poptart.
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 04:21:30 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:17:37 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 18, 2012, 04:15:49 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:13:29 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:10:27 AM
I have it on good authority that there has only ever been ONE actual Discordian, and he burned all his notes right before the Feds carted him off to prison. So we'll never know what Discordianism really is. All we have to go on is an old book that's been copied and modified so many times it might as well be the Bible, and this forum, which as far as I can tell is about as Discordian as Country-Western is "music."
So far I haven't seen much Discordianism. I have seen a bunch of cliquish insiders who shit on anyone new, because they're too cool for anyone who doesn't eat, drink, and breathe their personal opinions. You guys suck.
Where in the blue fuck did Roger find this guy? :roll:
I've known him a long time. We're 'friends' on facebook, and I've read his stuff on alt.slack.
I thought he wasn't down with the pee-stained denture crowd formerly known as alt.slack.
I'm calling Poptart.
Calling what?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW what this thread is about anymore :'(
And they said this forum isn't "Discordian."
Just cause the guy is new doesn't mean we should pile on him. Whatever happened to the 50 post idea? The poor schmuck just needs to figure out what the vibe is here...
Dude, we all know it. 10 pages down the line you'll pull off your mask and crow about how you fooled us all, and we'll all act surprised, and then someone will ban you, and we can do this merry little dance again in 6 months time.
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:20:11 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 18, 2012, 04:19:35 AM
Oy vey.
Wait.
You're Catholic?
Yeah. Hail Mary, fulla grace, fifty chickens ran a race. Dominoes for biscuits. A Man.
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 04:21:30 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:17:37 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 18, 2012, 04:15:49 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:13:29 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:10:27 AM
I have it on good authority that there has only ever been ONE actual Discordian, and he burned all his notes right before the Feds carted him off to prison. So we'll never know what Discordianism really is. All we have to go on is an old book that's been copied and modified so many times it might as well be the Bible, and this forum, which as far as I can tell is about as Discordian as Country-Western is "music."
So far I haven't seen much Discordianism. I have seen a bunch of cliquish insiders who shit on anyone new, because they're too cool for anyone who doesn't eat, drink, and breathe their personal opinions. You guys suck.
Where in the blue fuck did Roger find this guy? :roll:
I've known him a long time. We're 'friends' on facebook, and I've read his stuff on alt.slack.
I thought he wasn't down with the pee-stained denture crowd formerly known as alt.slack.
I'm calling Poptart.
NO, Cain. Just...NO. :horrormirth:
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 04:23:26 AM
Dude, we all know it. 10 pages down the line you'll pull off your mask and crow about how you fooled us all, and we'll all act surprised, and then someone will ban you, and we can do this merry little dance again in 6 months time.
You're going to ban me? Why? I haven't done anything!
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 18, 2012, 04:22:33 AM
Just cause the guy is new doesn't mean we should pile on him. Whatever happened to the 50 post idea? The poor schmuck just needs to figure out what the vibe is here...
He comes in here telling us HOW IT WORKS and we shouldn't pile on him? FUCK THAT.
The thing that looks like it's happening... it's not actually happening is it?
Very good, that was almost believable. For such a spirited performance, I wont bother with banning you tonight, and I'll leave this for whatever admin finds it tomorrow instead. We could all do with the laugh.
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:26:04 AM
The thing that looks like it's happening... it's not actually happening is it?
Yes
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 18, 2012, 04:25:30 AM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 18, 2012, 04:22:33 AM
Just cause the guy is new doesn't mean we should pile on him. Whatever happened to the 50 post idea? The poor schmuck just needs to figure out what the vibe is here...
He comes in here telling us HOW IT WORKS and we shouldn't pile on him? FUCK THAT.
SEE?
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 04:26:29 AM
Very good, that was almost believable. For such a spirited performance, I wont bother with banning you tonight, and I'll leave this for whatever admin finds it tomorrow instead. We could all do with the laugh.
When does Roger come back? He'll straighten all this out.
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 04:23:26 AM
Dude, we all know it. 10 pages down the line you'll pull off your mask and crow about how you fooled us all, and we'll all act surprised, and then someone will ban you, and we can do this merry little dance again in 6 months time.
Can't you run his IP or something? I mean, it should show if he's using a proxy...
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 18, 2012, 04:28:35 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 04:23:26 AM
Dude, we all know it. 10 pages down the line you'll pull off your mask and crow about how you fooled us all, and we'll all act surprised, and then someone will ban you, and we can do this merry little dance again in 6 months time.
Can't you run his IP or something? I mean, it should show if he's using a proxy...
Some people use proxies because they like to be anonymous on the net... does that make them all Poptart?
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 18, 2012, 04:30:19 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 18, 2012, 04:28:35 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 04:23:26 AM
Dude, we all know it. 10 pages down the line you'll pull off your mask and crow about how you fooled us all, and we'll all act surprised, and then someone will ban you, and we can do this merry little dance again in 6 months time.
Can't you run his IP or something? I mean, it should show if he's using a proxy...
Some people use proxies because they like to be anonymous on the net... does that make them all Poptart?
There's a spark of Poptart in
all of us. This thread, though.... this thread just became my favorite thing on PD.
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:26:04 AM
The thing that looks like it's happening... it's not actually happening is it?
I know, who would have thunk it? Another butthurt user, coming back and pretending to be a noob, telling us we're all Doin It Rong. Such a thing is unheard of in these parts.
Interesting to note how his attitude changed, the minute Twid called him out.
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 04:36:30 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:26:04 AM
The thing that looks like it's happening... it's not actually happening is it?
I know, who would have thunk it? Another butthurt user, coming back and pretending to be a noob, telling us we're all Doin It Rong. Such a thing is unheard of in these parts.
Interesting to note how his attitude changed, the minute Twid called him out.
He attacked me because I'm the new guy.
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:37:11 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 04:36:30 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:26:04 AM
The thing that looks like it's happening... it's not actually happening is it?
I know, who would have thunk it? Another butthurt user, coming back and pretending to be a noob, telling us we're all Doin It Rong. Such a thing is unheard of in these parts.
Interesting to note how his attitude changed, the minute Twid called him out.
He attacked me because I'm the new guy.
WTF? I think he wants you to mod TWID, Cain.
Damnit, this is why we never get new posters! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:37:11 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 04:36:30 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:26:04 AM
The thing that looks like it's happening... it's not actually happening is it?
I know, who would have thunk it? Another butthurt user, coming back and pretending to be a noob, telling us we're all Doin It Rong. Such a thing is unheard of in these parts.
Interesting to note how his attitude changed, the minute Twid called him out.
He attacked me because I'm the new guy.
Well that's how we roll around here. I mean, shit, what do you want us to do? Start attacking the
old guys? That would be
weird.
When Rogue Discordians Attack! Isnt that the new NBC program? They're going to show it after that "Stars Earn Stripes" program, or whatever it's called.
"Terror on the net. An innocent user logs in to what seems to be a pleasant, everyday web forum.
Only, it's not."
"It was a horrifying experience," said Prototype Jesus (28, mother's basement). "I totally didn't expect to be ambushed and assaulted in such a manner."
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:47:00 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:37:11 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 04:36:30 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:26:04 AM
The thing that looks like it's happening... it's not actually happening is it?
I know, who would have thunk it? Another butthurt user, coming back and pretending to be a noob, telling us we're all Doin It Rong. Such a thing is unheard of in these parts.
Interesting to note how his attitude changed, the minute Twid called him out.
He attacked me because I'm the new guy.
Well that's how we roll around here. I mean, shit, what do you want us to do? Start attacking the old guys? That would be weird.
Trial by fire. He can hang, or he can't.
You guys SUCK! You;re just like the assholes I went to school with!!
[THIS POST EDITED TO REMOVE LULZNEGATIVE BUZZKILL REFERENCE]
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:52:24 AM
You guys SUCK! You;re just like the assholes I went to school with!!
Failing out of Computer Science II (https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Computer_Science_III)I was really hard on Poptard.
Intelligence of a six year old?
Nah, but a crow might be equal to about six Discordians.
Alex, the African Grey knew colors, shapes, materials and the language to communicate them. One popular test for bird intelligence is to hang a nut from a string and see how long it takes the bird to get the nut. Various birds with varying levels of intelligence use different methods. One day, when running Alex through his various exercises, the instructor did this test.
She said "Alex, get the nut."
Alex replied "No, you get nut."
She said "Alex, get the nut."
He replied "No, you get nut."
She continued and finally Alex got agitated and said
"N-U-T Nut, You Get Nut."
They would also ask Alex before interviews if he was ready to talk with someone. One day Alex said "No" and he refused to perform any of the various things he'd learned. After that, it became a habit. If he said "No" then there would be no interview.
So, yeah I think he would have fit right in here at PD :lulz:
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 18, 2012, 05:16:23 AM
Alex, the African Grey knew colors, shapes, materials and the language to communicate them. One popular test for bird intelligence is to hang a nut from a string and see how long it takes the bird to get the nut. Various birds with varying levels of intelligence use different methods. One day, when running Alex through his various exercises, the instructor did this test.
She said "Alex, get the nut."
Alex replied "No, you get nut."
She said "Alex, get the nut."
He replied "No, you get nut."
She continued and finally Alex got agitated and said
"N-U-T Nut, You Get Nut."
They would also ask Alex before interviews if he was ready to talk with someone. One day Alex said "No" and he refused to perform any of the various things he'd learned. After that, it became a habit. If he said "No" then there would be no interview.
So, yeah I think he would have fit right in here at PD :lulz:
Wow. If I had a bird like that, I could have actual conversations, with a being with a functional brain, who was not one of my kids, without having to use the phone or laptop. In SEGUIN.
If I had a parrot, I'd teach it to say "help! I was turned into a bird by an evil wizard".
Im not going to roll through this bullshit right now. Im out for a smoke during my keyboardists side projecys set. I had something to add but... Uh... At a club. A little inevriated.
Oh going back yes i suck. I am the worst that humanity has to offer. Also im totally not a discordian and im just posing. Just saying.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 06:04:49 AM
Oh going back yes i suck. I am the worst that humanity has to offer. Also im totally not a discordian and im just posing. Just saying.
That's all the Irish you got, Twid? WTF you drinkin?
Pbr im shamed to admit. Im also now outside my place smoking. Waiting to go in and take a piss but if cain says poptard i believe it.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 18, 2012, 06:11:07 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 06:04:49 AM
Oh going back yes i suck. I am the worst that humanity has to offer. Also im totally not a discordian and im just posing. Just saying.
That's all the Irish you got, Twid? WTF you drinkin?
Sometimes you're a drunk bastard and don't want to make assuimptioms. But now that I am home and can see avatars, i say unequivocable, fuck this butthurt assbag. He's obvuiously a repeat offender. Fuck him. Or her. Or it.
Honestly I got suspicious when I thought that the wanker had a hard on for me when I asked a legitimate question. I'm usually a nice guy, am I wrong? I can be a douche at times but I am usually not.
But I like pointing out patterns and such.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 18, 2012, 04:04:29 AM
Are you a REALLY REAL Discrdian?
Twid: Apatosaurus (Brontosaurus) had a brain about the size of a computer mouse.
Cool. We have cats. We also have humans and such/ :wink:
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:08:20 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 04:05:48 AM
Im going to be a nice guy. Look dude. You said i dont seem very discordian. What does that mean? I asked you to address the point and you came back with an ad hominem saying that i dont seem like a discordian. What did i do to disqualify myself as a discordian?
Well, I have seen a claim, but no proof. There's something about THINK FOR YOURSELF, SCHMUCK in the book, isn't there? You are blindly accepting a claim by this Bebek fellow. That doesn't seem like thinking for yourself.
Therefore you are not a Discordian. QED.
Trust me, I think for myself schmuck.
Like I said, if you knew shit or weren't a butthurt returnee, you would know that. Sorry I pissed you off in the past. Except, you know, I'm probably not really sorry. Resurrect your butthurt and I'll tell you if I was out of line.
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:09:16 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 04:06:52 AM
Ive never read one bit of discordian literature.
Then you really can't be a Discordian, can you? Yes, the book says "everyone is a pope", but that doesn't mean that "everyone is a Discordian".
I see you have a totally good grasp on sarcasm.
ETA: You're excommunicated.
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:13:29 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:10:27 AM
I have it on good authority that there has only ever been ONE actual Discordian, and he burned all his notes right before the Feds carted him off to prison. So we'll never know what Discordianism really is. All we have to go on is an old book that's been copied and modified so many times it might as well be the Bible, and this forum, which as far as I can tell is about as Discordian as Country-Western is "music."
So far I haven't seen much Discordianism. I have seen a bunch of cliquish insiders who shit on anyone new, because they're too cool for anyone who doesn't eat, drink, and breathe their personal opinions. You guys suck.
Then go elsewhere. Think for yourself, schmuck.
You don't want our circle jerk.
:drama1:
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 04:20:11 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 18, 2012, 04:19:35 AM
Oy vey.
Wait.
You're Catholic?
We all are. You came to the wrong place.
Oh, btw guys, You're now all Irish Catholics, per my decree as Pope.
Quote from: v3x on August 18, 2012, 04:22:21 AM
I DON'T EVEN KNOW what this thread is about anymore :'(
And they said this forum isn't "Discordian."
This thread WAS about how awesome Faust is until assface showed up.
And you know what, let's bring it back.
Faust. You're an awesome dude for caring about this crow. If I didn't already like you, I would now.
When I make it to Ireland next, hopefully under better circumstances, your first drink is on me.
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 03:51:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 03:45:10 AM
Cant see avatars on my phone. Im going to assume noob otherwise youd know that.
Oh, because I'm new, my opinion isn't valid? This board is supposed to be about DISCORDIANS. And you don't seem very Discordian.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 03:45:10 AM
And it was mentioned that parrots have the intelligence of 6 year old children and it is suspected crows are more intelligent than that or do you not want to address that point?
What point? I saw this Bebek guy SAY that, but I have seen no proof.
:spittake:
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 18, 2012, 08:15:04 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 03:51:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 03:45:10 AM
Cant see avatars on my phone. Im going to assume noob otherwise youd know that.
Oh, because I'm new, my opinion isn't valid? This board is supposed to be about DISCORDIANS. And you don't seem very Discordian.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 03:45:10 AM
And it was mentioned that parrots have the intelligence of 6 year old children and it is suspected crows are more intelligent than that or do you not want to address that point?
What point? I saw this Bebek guy SAY that, but I have seen no proof.
:spittake:
I've never seen anything like this before, Nigel, have you?
Quote from: Hoopla on August 17, 2012, 07:11:25 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 16, 2012, 10:33:43 PM
Dog food, fruit, pasta, bread, cheese, boiled eggs and cooked meats.
http://www.corvitude.com/corvidranchcare.html
Try to avoid salt, I've heard it's bad for birds.
Crows are smart as FUCK. I hope you keep him. :)
ETA: OFUK, this one says cat food, not dog food. Ask the vet. http://www.corvidaid.org/care-guide/feeding/
This, I bet the fucker's smart enough to realize someone will feed him if he just goes door to door long enough.
This is entirely possible, we had a cat that would get fed at four different houses twice a day, she ended up obese.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 17, 2012, 06:13:36 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 17, 2012, 06:06:53 PM
You've become a friend of the crows, though.
They remember faces, and can communicate good or ill will toward someone to each other.
Fact. You're kind of like an honorary crow now.
And if they feel like fucking with somebody's shit, it'll be the guy down the road who took shots at them. :lol:
Awesome, I'm going to get some bird seed and see if I can get them to come back to visit.
Faust, I'm glad your crow guy is better.
This thread is :lulz:
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 09:07:07 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 18, 2012, 08:15:04 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 03:51:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 03:45:10 AM
Cant see avatars on my phone. Im going to assume noob otherwise youd know that.
Oh, because I'm new, my opinion isn't valid? This board is supposed to be about DISCORDIANS. And you don't seem very Discordian.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 03:45:10 AM
And it was mentioned that parrots have the intelligence of 6 year old children and it is suspected crows are more intelligent than that or do you not want to address that point?
What point? I saw this Bebek guy SAY that, but I have seen no proof.
:spittake:
I've never seen anything like this before, Nigel, have you?
I sure haven't.
Roger,
Has never seen this before.
:spittake:
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 09:07:07 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 18, 2012, 08:15:04 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 03:51:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 03:45:10 AM
Cant see avatars on my phone. Im going to assume noob otherwise youd know that.
Oh, because I'm new, my opinion isn't valid? This board is supposed to be about DISCORDIANS. And you don't seem very Discordian.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 18, 2012, 03:45:10 AM
And it was mentioned that parrots have the intelligence of 6 year old children and it is suspected crows are more intelligent than that or do you not want to address that point?
What point? I saw this Bebek guy SAY that, but I have seen no proof.
:spittake:
I've never seen anything like this before, Nigel, have you?
I never did see a SINGLE thing like it. :lol:
Usually id be really embarrassed by this sort of thing but its too damn funny.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 19, 2012, 02:30:24 AM
Usually id be really embarrassed by this sort of thing but its too damn funny.
When I first met these people I used to wonder which of the dumb pagans at Mystic Wicks were troll accounts and which ones were really dumb pagans.
I still wonder sometimes. :lulz:
And here I thought making a troll account was too much work. I guess all I have to do is change name.
If im on my phone yes. The only things tht get displayed are screen name and post. And then when i got home i was too drunk to think that maybe cain was playing along.
Quote from: v3x on August 19, 2012, 03:38:29 AM
And here I thought making a troll account was too much work. I guess all I have to do is change name.
Welcome to 2012. Lots of mobile web.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 19, 2012, 05:05:42 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 19, 2012, 03:38:29 AM
And here I thought making a troll account was too much work. I guess all I have to do is change name.
Welcome to 2012. Lots of mobile web.
but MY mobile web is the same as the regular web, just miniaturized.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 19, 2012, 03:52:54 AM
If im on my phone yes. The only things tht get displayed are screen name and post. And then when i got home i was too drunk to think that maybe cain was playing along.
I will always play along, when the potential for LOL is high. And you have to admit, this whole thing was pretty lolleriffic.
I hope we have all learnt a lesson about drunken posting, assumptions and what arseholes we can all be.
This was the first certified Lollercoaster on PD in almost 5 years.
Cain will always play along, and he's DAMN GOOD.
As a matter of fact, you have NO WAY of knowing I'm not one of Cain's alts.
Nobody claims to have actually SEEN me but Roger. And he'd play along, too.
Cain im probably going to take a lesson about drunken posting as it relates to my phone but i cant make promises to my shenanigans if im drunk at my computer.
Twid
drunk posting from phone almost home
Also someone entered my room when i was away and didnt bother to shut off the light...
Also someone entered my room when i was away and didnt bother to shut off the light...
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAkbbKycCM)
Not sure what youre getting at by repeating my post but i do find it unsettling since i make it a point to shut everything off when i leave home.
Twid
might be reconsidering what home means.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 19, 2012, 06:47:11 AM
Also someone entered my room when i was away and didnt bother to shut off the light...
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAkbbKycCM)
Ok, well played. I hadn't turned anything on yet. It was the first thing that struck me. Since, you know, I turn everything off.
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2012, 05:40:07 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 19, 2012, 03:52:54 AM
If im on my phone yes. The only things tht get displayed are screen name and post. And then when i got home i was too drunk to think that maybe cain was playing along.
I will always play along, when the potential for LOL is high. And you have to admit, this whole thing was pretty lolleriffic.
I hope we have all learnt a lesson about drunken posting, assumptions and what arseholes we can all be.
Oh I freely admit it. That's why I'm not embarrassed. It's just too funny to be embarrassing. Not only did you guys dupe me when I was at the Rosebud, but you continued it even when I got home. This should be something that's mortifying, but it's just too funny. I wore the dunce cap. I put it on and didn't even notice. It's all good. We all have to be a magnificent idiot at least once in our lives. Last night was it for me.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 19, 2012, 06:50:05 AM
Not sure what youre getting at by repeating my post but i do find it unsettling since i make it a point to shut everything off when i leave home.
Twid
might be reconsidering what home means.
It's a link to the song "who was in my room last night".
y'all niggas have been playing me like this too
:showus:
I've no Idea what's happening here, is someone supposed to be an alt?
Twid didn't realise Prototype Jesus was Roger. Roger played up to that fact by acting like the most annoying type of noob.
We all played along, and things spiralled out of control.
It was goldenappley delicious!
Only high quality Lulz for the alter of discord around here.
I think my favorite part is that Diddlertown didn't even come across as angry, just mildly perturbed and almost scolding. :lulz:
I ALWAYS MISS ALL THE FUN!
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Quote from: Hoopla on August 20, 2012, 03:33:52 AM
I ALWAYS MISS ALL THE FUN!
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Jesus FUCK, Hoopla, what the fuck IS that? :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 19, 2012, 05:52:25 PM
I think my favorite part is that Diddlertown didn't even come across as angry, just mildly perturbed and almost scolding. :lulz:
:lulz:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 20, 2012, 03:41:43 AM
Jesus FUCK, Hoopla, what the fuck IS that? :lulz:
That is Hoopla's totem animal, a subconscious representation of his own self-identity.
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2012, 10:26:10 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 20, 2012, 03:41:43 AM
Jesus FUCK, Hoopla, what the fuck IS that? :lulz:
That is Hoopla's totem animal, a subconscious representation of his own self-identity.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I think that's how Canada does Big Bird.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 20, 2012, 11:09:04 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2012, 10:26:10 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 20, 2012, 03:41:43 AM
Jesus FUCK, Hoopla, what the fuck IS that? :lulz:
That is Hoopla's totem animal, a subconscious representation of his own self-identity.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Let him sing you the song of his people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bINYgVtRVjU).
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2012, 12:07:22 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 20, 2012, 11:09:04 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2012, 10:26:10 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 20, 2012, 03:41:43 AM
Jesus FUCK, Hoopla, what the fuck IS that? :lulz:
That is Hoopla's totem animal, a subconscious representation of his own self-identity.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Let him sing you the song of his people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bINYgVtRVjU).
I forgot how ridiculous that was.
Have you ever looked into the eyes of a dayglo green giraffe-like fursuit?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 20, 2012, 01:34:21 PM
Have you ever looked into the eyes of a dayglo green giraffe-like fursuit?
:lulz:
This thread is officially my favorite thing ever.
Dayglo Green Scientologist Summerfursuit