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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

My thought was "Poor guy can't catch a break. First his band sucks, and now he's crazy".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 28, 2014, 07:21:27 PM
I've seen a couple of stories about this, and my conclusion is "meth".

Possibly meth-induced psychosis?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 28, 2014, 08:05:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 28, 2014, 07:21:27 PM
I've seen a couple of stories about this, and my conclusion is "meth".

Possibly meth-induced psychosis?

Compare to EBS.
Molon Lube

hooplala

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 28, 2014, 07:25:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 28, 2014, 07:21:27 PM
I've seen a couple of stories about this, and my conclusion is "meth".

My conclusion is EVEN GOD HATES CREED.

This.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


President Television

My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Encouraging terrorism...on Twitter, or encouraging terorrism on Twitter?

Because those are two very different things, and at least one of those I could actually get behind. 

By the way, this is from the 2006 Terrorism Act.  Our current government is discussing how it wants to strip citizenship from anyone who goes to fight in Syria - regardless of how this is illegal under international law, and ignores the fact quite a few people go to Syria, fight and leave because they are sickened by what they see.  Essentially, they want to criminalise everyone taking part in the fighting (while we nevertheless support militarily and with intelligence many of the groups taking part in the fighting) rather than keep open the possibility that persecuting people might encourage them to throw their lot in with ISIS completely and create a whole class of British speaking jihadis abroad and shut us off from any useful intelligence.

Oh, and they want to put what little is left of the internet that is not already under surveillance under surveillance.  Because this one guy mentioned to another guy on Facebook he wanted to kill some squaddies and then went and chopped a soldier's head off with a machete and despite the government having that guy under surveillance for almost 4 years they didn't actually bother to request Facebook pass on any details about this guy or his communications with known terrorist figures, which means Facebook and, to a lesser extent, the internet, are pro-terrorism.

P3nT4gR4m

QuoteOh, and they want to put what little is left of the internet that is not already under surveillance under surveillance.  Because this one guy mentioned to another guy on Facebook he wanted to kill some squaddies and then went and chopped a soldier's head off with a machete and despite the government having that guy under surveillance for almost 4 years they didn't actually bother to request Facebook pass on any details about this guy or his communications with known terrorist figures, which means Facebook and, to a lesser extent, the internet, are pro-terrorism.

It's this fact and others like it that have me convinced the bad guys really are too dumb to win. When it comes to the internet, they really do seem to behave like people who have never even seen the internet, let alone figured out how it works.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Reginald Ret

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 30, 2014, 10:16:14 AM
QuoteOh, and they want to put what little is left of the internet that is not already under surveillance under surveillance.  Because this one guy mentioned to another guy on Facebook he wanted to kill some squaddies and then went and chopped a soldier's head off with a machete and despite the government having that guy under surveillance for almost 4 years they didn't actually bother to request Facebook pass on any details about this guy or his communications with known terrorist figures, which means Facebook and, to a lesser extent, the internet, are pro-terrorism.

It's this fact and others like it that have me convinced the bad guys really are too dumb to win. When it comes to the internet, they really do seem to behave like people who have never even seen the internet, let alone figured out how it works.
Which side is the bad guys again?
Doesn't matter, both sides are too dumb to win. They both seem to be actively trying to lose.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Cain

They're getting bad advice.

The more GCHQ has to control the internet, the bigger a budget it can demand.  GCHQ also advises the UK government on its internet policy.  There is...something of a conflict of interest there.

Also, the more the government blames Facebook, the less it has to blame its own intelligence officers.  Which, given that the intelligence services can access vast amounts of data now and Members of Parliament have no more protections than the rest of the public (Blair canned the "Wilson Rule")...well, it could end up being bad.