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Courtesy of Mrs Mang. I think it beats the 'Kill Osama Commemorative Coin' by a long chalk.
:vom:
That is absolutely disgusting. To glorify this in the media as if it were a positive thing is shameful.
QuoteShe has a website, OfficialDonnaSimpson.com, geared toward "fat admirers," where people pay to see her eat and flaunt her flab.
QuoteApparently, there are a lot of people out there who enjoy watching Simpson eat. She says that they even send her fattening food like protein shake powder to help her beef up quickly. "It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone," she says.
:x
Her four year old has to feed her.
For fuck's sake.
Quote from: Luna on July 08, 2011, 05:55:41 PM
Her four year old has to feed her.
For fuck's sake.
How is that not child abuse?
Hey, it's what the Free MarketTM demanded...isn't it? :horrormirth:
Quote from: Luna on July 08, 2011, 05:55:41 PM
Her four year old has to feed her.
For fuck's sake.
One day she'll accidentally eat that four year old
I now regret so very much that I clicked on the link to her website.
soooooo much.
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 08, 2011, 06:56:12 PM
I now regret so very much that I clicked on the link to her website.
soooooo much.
dear god man even I couldn't make myself do that. Now think on this, people pay to see more than what you saw for free.....
Quote from: Khara on July 08, 2011, 06:57:20 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 08, 2011, 06:56:12 PM
I now regret so very much that I clicked on the link to her website.
soooooo much.
dear god man even I couldn't make myself do that. Now think on this, people pay to see more than what you saw for free.....
People get off on all sorts of things but I wont judge them for it.
Except furries. Fuck those people.
When Mrs Mang called me about the link, I stopped her half way through and said:
"Wait a minute...this woman is trying to get her weight up so she can sign off work and get disability benefit like Homer Simpson?"
She said 'no' and told me the rest of the story. Oh and the fact that the woman is also called Simpson.
It's the perfect story for 21st century America:
a) Junk food
b) Talentless individual becoming famous
c) Extreme selfishness
d) Adults behaving like adolescents
e) The internet
The only thing missing is a Christian fish sticker on her car.
There's a members-only section of her website. That means there's naked pictures of this woman and people pay to see them, doesn't it. :x
Quote from: Laughin Jude on July 09, 2011, 05:52:38 AM
There's a members-only section of her website. That means there's naked pictures of this woman and people pay to see them, doesn't it. :x
Pay to see, pay to tell her what naughty things they want her to do with that stack of pancakes and that gallon of syrup . . .
:x :x :x :x :argh!:
Quote from: Mangrove on July 08, 2011, 07:05:55 PM
When Mrs Mang called me about the link, I stopped her half way through and said:
"Wait a minute...this woman is trying to get her weight up so she can sign off work and get disability benefit like Homer Simpson?"
She said 'no' and told me the rest of the story. Oh and the fact that the woman is also called Simpson.
It's the perfect story for 21st century America:
a) Junk food
b) Talentless individual becoming famous
c) Extreme selfishness
d) Adults behaving like adolescents
e) The internet
The only thing missing is a Christian fish sticker on her car.
She may have one on her scooter.
:vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:
So... I'm the only one whose reaction is :lulz: ?
i was most disturbed by the closing paragraph, honestly.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 09, 2011, 07:20:00 AM
So... I'm the only one whose reaction is :lulz: ?
Hell, that's my default reaction to everything anymore, so much so that it's not even worth mentioning most of the time.
I am beyond horrified that she would subject her children to this.
She should lose her kids. End of story.
Nothing to add but
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Quote from: Luna on July 08, 2011, 05:55:41 PM
Her four year old has to feed her.
For fuck's sake.
SHE MUST SPAWN MORE SO THAT SHE MAY DEVOUR THE EARTH!
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on July 10, 2011, 05:49:04 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 08, 2011, 05:55:41 PM
Her four year old has to feed her.
For fuck's sake.
SHE MUST SPAWN MORE SO THAT SHE MAY DEVOUR THE EARTH!
:lulz: Seems that may very well happen.