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Started by roy howard, June 18, 2015, 10:52:54 PM

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Rev Thwack

#15
June 19, 2015, 01:20:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 19, 2015, 09:20:29 AM
Eris is the Goddess of Confusion. 

You are confused.

I believe this is what American presidents refer to as "mission accomplished".
Naa... He's too confused for it to be "mission accomplished" on confusing him. Maybe if he was slightly perplexed but had a manual that would explain things, then it might be "mission accomplished". This is more of the "no new confusion" approach.
My balls itch...

Doktor Howl

#16
June 19, 2015, 05:02:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 19, 2015, 09:20:29 AM
Eris is the Goddess of Confusion. 

You are confused.

I believe this is what American presidents refer to as "mission accomplished".

Naw.  No aircraft carrier.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#17
June 19, 2015, 05:12:41 PM
In any case, Eris is the Goddess of strife, really.  And while that's funny, after a while the clown car's electric battery explodes and they all burn to death, and the magician's pulling the rabbits out of the hat, but they're dead and the heads come off and frighten the children.  The entire cast of Wiggle is broadcasting from hell, and Harry Potter gets expelled in year one of Hogwart's for selling bad crank to Hufflepuff.  And Dumbledore's been arrested for setting up a magic picture in the lady's room.

HAW HAW HAW

Sergeant Rock comes home in a wheelchair, Ironman gets arrested by the FAA, and all the other superheroes just turn out to be steroid cases who like to wrassle in the street in spandex.  Hunter S Thompson turns out to be an FBI plant.  The rollercoaster goes through the concertina wire.

Mind you, I'm just talking about the actual mythology, here.
Molon Lube

roy howard

#18
June 19, 2015, 07:04:03 PM
Thank you for your responses.

Trivial

#19
June 20, 2015, 04:55:50 AM
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There are more nipples in the world than people.

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#20
June 20, 2015, 07:11:52 AM
DANCE MONKEY
DANCE YOU GODDAMN
MONKEY
DO THAT THING THAT'S FUNNY
DO I MAKE YOU WANNA LAUGH?
I MAKE YOU WANNA MOVE.
DO DO DO DO DODO!

CASE ONE CARRIES A PAINT GUN
SHE'S UNAFRAID OF WAIVING
WHEN SHE'S GETTING HER FACE DONE
HER FAVORITE RADIO STATION'S A PERMANENT PAID VACATION
BURNING HER FACE IN THE SUN
SHE LOVES REPETITIVE SONGS THAT KEEP PLAYIN
YOU KNOW THE REPETITIVE SONGS THAT KEEP PLAYIN
SHE LEARNED ALL THE WORDS AND
SHE WORKS IT BABY
DANGEROUSLY CATCHY AND
SHE FEELS IT IN HER CERVIX LATELY
CAUSE THE RHYTHM IS A CANCER
SHE'S ON A SECRET DIET
A PRIVATE VIEWING DISEASE FREE TV PILOT
SHE SAW THE FUTURE IN A GROUP STUDY
THEY THREW MONEY IN HER PANTS

DANCE MONKEY
DANCE YOU GODDAMN
MONKEY
DO THAT THING THAT'S FUNNY
DO I MAKE YOU WANNA LAUGH?
I MAKE YOU WANNA MOVE.
DO DO DO DO DODO!
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#21
June 20, 2015, 07:14:03 AM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on June 20, 2015, 07:11:52 AM
DANCE MONKEY
DANCE YOU GODDAMN
MONKEY
DO THAT THING THAT'S FUNNY
DO I MAKE YOU WANNA LAUGH?
I MAKE YOU WANNA MOVE.
DO DO DO DO DODO!

CASE ONE CARRIES A PAINT GUN
SHE'S UNAFRAID OF WAIVING
WHEN SHE'S GETTING HER FACE DONE
HER FAVORITE RADIO STATION'S A PERMANENT PAID VACATION
BURNING HER FACE IN THE SUN
SHE LOVES REPETITIVE SONGS THAT KEEP PLAYIN
YOU KNOW THE REPETITIVE SONGS THAT KEEP PLAYIN
SHE LEARNED ALL THE WORDS AND
SHE WORKS IT BABY
DANGEROUSLY CATCHY AND
SHE FEELS IT IN HER CERVIX LATELY
CAUSE THE RHYTHM IS A CANCER
SHE'S ON A SECRET DIET
A PRIVATE VIEWING DISEASE FREE TV PILOT
SHE SAW THE FUTURE IN A GROUP STUDY
THEY THREW MONEY IN HER PANTS

DANCE MONKEY
DANCE YOU GODDAMN
MONKEY
DO THAT THING THAT'S FUNNY
DO I MAKE YOU WANNA LAUGH?
I MAKE YOU WANNA MOVE.
DO DO DO DO DODO!


Who are we?
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
June 20, 2015, 05:47:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 19, 2015, 09:20:29 AM
Eris is the Goddess of Confusion. 

You are confused.

I believe this is what American presidents refer to as "mission accomplished".

:mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
June 20, 2015, 05:48:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2015, 05:12:41 PM
In any case, Eris is the Goddess of strife, really.  And while that's funny, after a while the clown car's electric battery explodes and they all burn to death, and the magician's pulling the rabbits out of the hat, but they're dead and the heads come off and frighten the children.  The entire cast of Wiggle is broadcasting from hell, and Harry Potter gets expelled in year one of Hogwart's for selling bad crank to Hufflepuff.  And Dumbledore's been arrested for setting up a magic picture in the lady's room.

HAW HAW HAW

Sergeant Rock comes home in a wheelchair, Ironman gets arrested by the FAA, and all the other superheroes just turn out to be steroid cases who like to wrassle in the street in spandex.  Hunter S Thompson turns out to be an FBI plant.  The rollercoaster goes through the concertina wire.

Mind you, I'm just talking about the actual mythology, here.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
June 20, 2015, 05:54:23 PM
Page 0075:

"If you think the PRINCIPIA is just a ha-ha, then go read it again."
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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