Riddle me this PD...

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

PITA because it's my acronym.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Wheaten bread. Irish, wholegrain, dense yet not heavy, and best eaten with a fuck ton of butter. Made without yeast, but with buttermilk and bicarb of soda.

[Luna]

For a job interview?  Okay: [bullshitmode]

What kind of bread?  Interesting question...  Italian.  It works with just about everything.  Italian?  Makes awesome garlic bread.  Nothing to work with but butter?  No problem.  Cheese?  Perfect.  Slice any way way needed, or, in an emergency, just grab what you need and, good to go.  [/bullshitmode]

[Eater of Clowns]

Dwarven Battle Bread.

Why?  I don't need a why.  I'M DWARVEN BATTLE BREAD.

[LMNO]

Focaccia, motherfuckers.

[Don Coyote]

beer

[Chairman Risus]

To be bread is an illusion. One must be like dough, formless and potential.

[Doktor Howl]

Job Interview question time.

IF you were a kind of bread, what kind would you be.  And WHY?

Unleavened.

Flat, hard to deal with, and hell on the GI tract.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Irish soda bread with garlic. Delicious, versatile, and messy.

[LMNO]

Oh.  Wait.


NAAN.



That is all.  All is NAAN.

[Richter]

BAGEL

Because Hole.

"IT has a HOLE!" is the kind of logic that got us AIDS.  Are you ready for that?  BAked good Aids sweeping our fabulous dance clubs and delightful and horrifying subcultures?  Headlines of "Bagelaids, the freak plague"?

Damnit, no wonder everyone keeps leaving on boats to find places to raid and resettle.

[Doktor Howl]

BAGEL

Because Hole.

"IT has a HOLE!" is the kind of logic that got us AIDS.  Are you ready for that?  BAked good Aids sweeping our fabulous dance clubs and delightful and horrifying subcultures?  Headlines of "Bagelaids, the freak plague"?

Damnit, no wonder everyone keeps leaving on boats to find places to raid and resettle.

It's either that, or getting it off a toilet seat.

I'll take the bagel, please.

[Freeky]

Bread?  I AM FRENCH BREAD.  Why?  Because French bread is good with butter, and my legs are like buttah, so it follows that I am French bread.  QED.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Jewish Rye, because Reubens.

[Richter]

Dwarven Battle Bread.

Why?  I don't need a why.  I'M DWARVEN BATTLE BREAD.

You've reduced yourself to RA SAlvatore? 

NO.  YOU ARE BETTER.