Fire, Water, Porn

[the other anonymous]

I was listening to the radio and Bloodhound Gang comes on. Almost immediately, this idea popped into my head and I felt a driving need to write it and post it.

Fire, Water, Porn

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.

Hello, my name is Cindi Pop and I'm a dumb white girl.
I'm not old or new but middle school, fifth grade like internet porn.
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin', give props to my ass cause it's all fly,
But I can give some heat, 'cuz I'm the other pink meat known as 'Kid Fucked-n-Fried'.

Yea, your little sister buys my CDs, who cares if I have any class.
So forget your social activism, I'm gonna sing about my tight round ass,
Cause I'm kind of like Madonna, I wanna fuck everything I see,
I'm the root of all that's evil, yeah, but you can call me Brittney.

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...

Hoe hoe

This hard-core ghetto pornstar image takes a lot of practice,
I can't sing like Ashley Simpson, no, but I can dance like Shakira.
So if men are from Mars and women are Venus, then that must make me Uranus,
This honey's getting a fake bust.

But if I keep my chest flat, then I know I will sell well,
You'll spend your cash on L.S. Sorority, Felicity Fey, and Starla J,
And Abby Winters, Diddylicious, Met Art, and hot Latina Lolita imports,
And Michelle, yea, Mary-Kate, 'cuz she's the anti-Christ.

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...

Everybody here we go,
Ohh Ohh, C'mon horny people,
Ohh Ohh, Throw your hands in the air,
Ohh Ohh, C'mon horny people,
Ohh Ohh, Wave 'em like you don't care,
Ohh Ohh, C'mon horny people,
Ohh Ohh, Everbody say ho,
Ohh Ohh, C'mon horny people,
Ohh Ohh, Everybody here we go.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Heh...

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