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Started by Cramulus, August 30, 2010, 03:47:13 PM

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Don Coyote

I think I need to put a screaming rage and terror pic up myself.

Scribbly

Will put one up in about an hour when I can finish work.

I FEAR NO WOMP!  :argh!:

(and if I keep saying that maybe I'll start believing it :scared:)
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Will put one up in about an hour when I can finish work.

I FEAR NO WOMP!  :argh!:

(and if I keep saying that maybe I'll start believing it :scared:)

Last guy that said that was Remington.  Then his gram got Crammed.   :x
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 04:01:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Will put one up in about an hour when I can finish work.

I FEAR NO WOMP!  :argh!:

(and if I keep saying that maybe I'll start believing it :scared:)

Last guy that said that was Remington.  Then his gram got Crammed.   :x

I don't even know what that MEANS and it scares me...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on April 12, 2011, 04:03:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 04:01:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Will put one up in about an hour when I can finish work.

I FEAR NO WOMP!  :argh!:

(and if I keep saying that maybe I'll start believing it :scared:)

Last guy that said that was Remington.  Then his gram got Crammed.   :x

I don't even know what that MEANS and it scares me...

Audit in 3 minutes.  LMNO, could you bump The Incident?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 12, 2011, 04:03:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 04:01:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Will put one up in about an hour when I can finish work.

I FEAR NO WOMP!  :argh!:

(and if I keep saying that maybe I'll start believing it :scared:)

Last guy that said that was Remington.  Then his gram got Crammed.   :x

I don't even know what that MEANS and it scares me...

Audit in 3 minutes.  LMNO, could you bump The Incident?

I haz patience, if he can't.   :lulz:  This sounds likely to be worth waiting for.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

Oh, man.  Where did we put that thing?


It would help if photobucket wasn't blocked at work.  Hold on...

Freeky

Down in Multimedia Menace, I think.  I think I got renamed to "SPARE ME OH WOMPMASTERS" or somesuch.

Luna

 :horrormirth:

Important safety tip. NO family pics.  EVAR.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 12, 2011, 04:14:01 PM
Oh, man.  Where did we put that thing?


It would help if photobucket wasn't blocked at work.  Hold on...

Something about the WOMP Gods.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2011, 12:57:01 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 12, 2011, 04:14:01 PM
Oh, man.  Where did we put that thing?


It would help if photobucket wasn't blocked at work.  Hold on...

Something about the WOMP Gods.

They found it.  The corner of my right eye is still twitching, and it wasn't even MY grandmother.  ;)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Laughin Jude

Quote from: Luna on April 12, 2011, 04:03:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 04:01:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Will put one up in about an hour when I can finish work.

I FEAR NO WOMP!  :argh!:

(and if I keep saying that maybe I'll start believing it :scared:)

Last guy that said that was Remington.  Then his gram got Crammed.   :x

I don't even know what that MEANS and it scares me...
Someone's not up on her 90's American breakfast cereal memes. For shame.
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The Plain and Honest Truth - A semi-Discordian serial novel about 9/11, the Iraq War, aliens, the origins of Western religion and an evil sock puppet from another dimension

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

I am too chicken shit to post a pic of myself let alone anyone I am related to.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Luna

Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 13, 2011, 04:29:07 AM
Quote from: Luna on April 12, 2011, 04:03:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 04:01:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Will put one up in about an hour when I can finish work.

I FEAR NO WOMP!  :argh!:

(and if I keep saying that maybe I'll start believing it :scared:)

Last guy that said that was Remington.  Then his gram got Crammed.   :x

I don't even know what that MEANS and it scares me...
Someone's not up on her 90's American breakfast cereal memes. For shame.

I have seen The Incident.  I assure you, it has nothing to do with breakfast cereal.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 30, 2010, 10:40:19 PM
I am Baron Eater of Clowns of Bedford; Count of  Chorico, Linguica, and Rats. Protector of East Bay, South Shore, Cape Cod, and the Islands.  The Omnipotent Grinner, Limpid Lust Pariah of Foulness.  I go by BECBCCLRPEBSSCCITOGLLPF, which is as close to the pronuncation of my true name as the human or giraffe tongue may come (one may, however, sew a human tongue into a giraffe mouth or vice versa for increased accuracy (presence of original tongue optional)).  Also EoC works, for short.

My location is explained handily within the title.
Age:  24
My Discordia:  I was handed a copy of Illuminatus and spent some time reading through.  Afterward, I sought more information on various parts of the book, one of which being the Principia, leading me here.  I lurked the forums and eased my way in.  I have been here for two years.  I never post.
Projects I'm Into and Shit:  I'll readily admit I'm not particularly active in Discordia.  I've done some rants, thrown some of my writing into other pieces.  I have an unfortunate habit of burying writing in fluff threads about other shit.  I've met a reasonable chunk of this forum in meatspace.  I enjoy this irreligion or religion or philosophy for entirely selfish reasons of having found myself in a far more enjoyable and healthy state of mind.  Really, it's for the lulz.
My Fuckin' Job:  Cushy as fuck position where I can read, write, watch television, and play video games.  Sometimes an absolute crap fucking nightmare of thing occurs and I handle them.  I'm privvy to all manner of hilarious and tragic ambulance calls, the things humans do to themselves and others when caged, and co-workers who most recently WOMPed a crash test dummy over our boss' employee photo.
Leisure:  I'm a recluse during the week due to an opposite schedule than that most people operate on.  During that time I drink, and I play video games, and I read or chastise my friends on facebook.  Weekends I make up for it by chastising my friends in person and drinking.
Education:  BA in Psychology with a minor in Education.  I also took several classes on comic art and sustainable agriculture.



You will notice that nowhere in that description does the word "Mexico" occur.

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