Dear Nigel,
Please stop being so Nigel. You're upsetting the asshole who has you on ignore sort of. He has FEELINGS, you know, and YOU HURT THOSE FEELINGS with your uppity Nigelness. All of you. Is it so much to ask, that you be someone totally different than you are? Is it too much to ask, that you stop annoying his delicate sensibilities with your Gay Wango Tango and driving around in your perverted bendy bus and your screeching insistence on not being stepped on?
He has RIGHTS, you know, and one of those rights is to use People Like You as doormats. It's not that he won't pick a fight with me or with ECH because we're GUYS, so much as it's that you're a WOMAN, and there shouldn't BE a fight because you shouldn't be so damn Nigel all the time. You are in fact GRATUITOUSLY Nigel, and frankly, there's no excuse for it.
So when he's ignoring you, you should SHUT UP so that he can properly ignore you. Do you think that's EASY? Do you believe that he should have to exercise self-control? Are you really that selfish? The button to VIEW POST is RIGHT THERE and it's REALLY SHINY and you should think about that before you Nigel all over the place.
Really, Nigel. All of you should show a little more restraint. It's like FINGERNAILS ON A CHALKBOARD, and you should remember that this is all about HIS feelings, not your womanish ALMOST feelings, however good your imitation of said feelings may be.
Please correct your behavior accordingly.
Yours truly,
Martin Bormann
And he can see what you wrote when people QUOTE you. So if you'd stop being so quotable and provacative and NIGEL, maybe he wouldn't READ it so much and get all WORKED UP.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 28, 2012, 07:27:20 PM
And he can see what you wrote when people QUOTE you. So if you'd stop being so quotable and provacative and NIGEL, maybe he wouldn't READ it so much and get all WORKED UP.
THIS. Nigel, stop having people quote you. You're being DAMN SELFISH.
For some reason this thread is giving me the :fap:
I don't care what you say. I still like him.
I like pretty much everyone here, even the dude with the fat mullet man for a picture. He posted that ass clapping song that totally made my day.
As the second pea in RWHN's pod this week I'd like to express my general and lukewarm disapproval of this thread, although my disapproval is tempered somewhat by the fact that fair points are raised in the OP and by certain unrelated behavior by RWHN, which shall not be specified, but may have to do with starting certain discussions all over again.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 28, 2012, 08:00:50 PM
I don't care what you say. I still like him.
Which him? The He-Nigel of legend, or RWHN?
Because you can't NOT like the He-Nigel, and I don't expect anyone to dislike RWHN merely because I do. I also don't expect myself to sit by while he says rotten shit about my friend without saying some rotten shit of my own, because that's how I roll. I do not insist that you or anyone else roll with me.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS THREAD IS AWERSOME!!!
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:26:09 PM
As the second pea in RWHN's pod this week I'd like to express my general and lukewarm disapproval of this thread, although my disapproval is tempered somewhat by the fact that fair points are raised in the OP and by certain unrelated behavior by RWHN, which shall not be specified, but may have to do with starting certain discussions all over again.
I have no justifications, other than I don't like him much. I could feed you excuses all day, but it basically boils down to Nigel has my friendship and RWHN doesn't...And since he has decided to be as nasty as humanly possible to my friend, then I can indulge myself in a little hate-shitting. I know that this is counter-productive on some level, but I do it anyway. What can I say? I'm an asshat.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:26:09 PM
As the second pea in RWHN's pod this week I'd like to express my general and lukewarm disapproval of this thread, although my disapproval is tempered somewhat by the fact that fair points are raised in the OP and by certain unrelated behavior by RWHN, which shall not be specified, but may have to do with starting certain discussions all over again.
I have no justifications, other than I don't like him much. I could feed you excuses all day, but it basically boils down to Nigel has my friendship and RWHN doesn't...And since he has decided to be as nasty as humanly possible to my friend, then I can indulge myself in a little hate-shitting. I know that this is counter-productive on some level, but I do it anyway. What can I say? I'm an asshat.
Stop it, Roger. I'm trying to come to the rescue here and you're going to make me indifferent altogether.
Aww, I still love you TGRR. You may be a cranky fuck but you write a mean rant and what's not to love about that? I'm sorry I don't like your friend. There's nothing I can do about that.
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:32:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:26:09 PM
As the second pea in RWHN's pod this week I'd like to express my general and lukewarm disapproval of this thread, although my disapproval is tempered somewhat by the fact that fair points are raised in the OP and by certain unrelated behavior by RWHN, which shall not be specified, but may have to do with starting certain discussions all over again.
I have no justifications, other than I don't like him much. I could feed you excuses all day, but it basically boils down to Nigel has my friendship and RWHN doesn't...And since he has decided to be as nasty as humanly possible to my friend, then I can indulge myself in a little hate-shitting. I know that this is counter-productive on some level, but I do it anyway. What can I say? I'm an asshat.
Stop it, Roger. I'm trying to come to the rescue here and you're going to make me indifferent altogether.
You know what happens to White Knights, right? Procul Harum makes bad songs about them.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 28, 2012, 08:33:02 PM
Aww, I still love you TGRR. You may be a cranky fuck but you write a mean rant and what's not to love about that? I'm sorry I don't like your friend. There's nothing I can do about that.
Well, I'm glad we all understand each other, anyway.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 28, 2012, 08:33:02 PM
Aww, I still love you TGRR. You may be a cranky fuck but you write a mean rant and what's not to love about that? I'm sorry I don't like your friend. There's nothing I can do about that.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 28, 2012, 08:33:02 PM
Aww, I still love you TGRR. You may be a cranky fuck but you write a mean rant and what's not to love about that? I'm sorry I don't like your friend. There's nothing I can do about that.
That's it, I'm revising my earlier statement to "I unequivocally acknowledge that this thread exists in the strongest possible terms and hereby urge all participants and potential participants to either participate or not, depending on what they'd like to do, or not do as the case may be."
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:37:15 PM
That's it, I'm revising my earlier statement to "I unequivocally acknowledge that this thread exists in the strongest possible terms and hereby urge all participants and potential participants to either participate or not, depending on what they'd like to do, or not do as the case may be."
That's quite the bold statement there, V3x. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:38:51 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:37:15 PM
That's it, I'm revising my earlier statement to "I unequivocally acknowledge that this thread exists in the strongest possible terms and hereby urge all participants and potential participants to either participate or not, depending on what they'd like to do, or not do as the case may be."
That's quite the bold statement there, V3x. :lulz:
I learned how to take a stand from the UN.
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:40:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:38:51 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:37:15 PM
That's it, I'm revising my earlier statement to "I unequivocally acknowledge that this thread exists in the strongest possible terms and hereby urge all participants and potential participants to either participate or not, depending on what they'd like to do, or not do as the case may be."
That's quite the bold statement there, V3x. :lulz:
I learned how to take a stand from the UN.
AND THEN PD COLLECTIVELY SHAT ITS PANCE.
TGRR,
Now in a state of bowel-liquifying terror.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:41:11 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:40:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:38:51 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:37:15 PM
That's it, I'm revising my earlier statement to "I unequivocally acknowledge that this thread exists in the strongest possible terms and hereby urge all participants and potential participants to either participate or not, depending on what they'd like to do, or not do as the case may be."
That's quite the bold statement there, V3x. :lulz:
I learned how to take a stand from the UN.
AND THEN PD COLLECTIVELY SHAT ITS PANCE.
TGRR,
Now in a state of bowel-liquifying terror.
I'd help but that requires a Chapter 7 resolution. Sorry. Best I can do right now is send Kofi Annan to give you a once-over.
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:42:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:41:11 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:40:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:38:51 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:37:15 PM
That's it, I'm revising my earlier statement to "I unequivocally acknowledge that this thread exists in the strongest possible terms and hereby urge all participants and potential participants to either participate or not, depending on what they'd like to do, or not do as the case may be."
That's quite the bold statement there, V3x. :lulz:
I learned how to take a stand from the UN.
AND THEN PD COLLECTIVELY SHAT ITS PANCE.
TGRR,
Now in a state of bowel-liquifying terror.
I'd help but that requires a Chapter 7 resolution. Sorry. Best I can do right now is send Kofi Anan to give you a once-over.
There go my nipples again.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:43:10 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:42:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:41:11 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:40:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:38:51 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:37:15 PM
That's it, I'm revising my earlier statement to "I unequivocally acknowledge that this thread exists in the strongest possible terms and hereby urge all participants and potential participants to either participate or not, depending on what they'd like to do, or not do as the case may be."
That's quite the bold statement there, V3x. :lulz:
I learned how to take a stand from the UN.
AND THEN PD COLLECTIVELY SHAT ITS PANCE.
TGRR,
Now in a state of bowel-liquifying terror.
I'd help but that requires a Chapter 7 resolution. Sorry. Best I can do right now is send Kofi Anan to give you a once-over.
There go my nipples again.
USA: CONDEMNS ROGER'S NIPPLES
FRANCE: CONDEMNS ROGER'S NIPPLES
UK: CONDEMNS ROGER'S NIPPLES
RUSSIA & CHINA: WAIT WAIT LET'S SEE WHERE THIS LEADS
What everyone wants to know is: Will Angelina Jolie address the general assembly regarding the beauty of the poor, helpless nipples?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 28, 2012, 08:52:31 PM
What everyone wants to know is: Will Angelina Jolie address the general assembly regarding the beauty of the poor, helpless nipples?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
LOOK OUT! HE'S GONNA BLOW!
:omg:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:26:09 PM
As the second pea in RWHN's pod this week I'd like to express my general and lukewarm disapproval of this thread, although my disapproval is tempered somewhat by the fact that fair points are raised in the OP and by certain unrelated behavior by RWHN, which shall not be specified, but may have to do with starting certain discussions all over again.
I have no justifications, other than I don't like him much. I could feed you excuses all day, but it basically boils down to Nigel has my friendship and RWHN doesn't...And since he has decided to be as nasty as humanly possible to my friend, then I can indulge myself in a little hate-shitting. I know that this is counter-productive on some level, but I do it anyway. What can I say? I'm an asshat.
Same here. Keeping it minimal, though. HE MIGHT LIKE IT.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 28, 2012, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:26:09 PM
As the second pea in RWHN's pod this week I'd like to express my general and lukewarm disapproval of this thread, although my disapproval is tempered somewhat by the fact that fair points are raised in the OP and by certain unrelated behavior by RWHN, which shall not be specified, but may have to do with starting certain discussions all over again.
I have no justifications, other than I don't like him much. I could feed you excuses all day, but it basically boils down to Nigel has my friendship and RWHN doesn't...And since he has decided to be as nasty as humanly possible to my friend, then I can indulge myself in a little hate-shitting. I know that this is counter-productive on some level, but I do it anyway. What can I say? I'm an asshat.
Same here. Keeping it minimal, though. HE MIGHT LIKE IT.
No, as much as I am inclined to bash RWHN, I do not put him in the same box as BH.
Now that would just ruin my day, I gotta tell ya.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 28, 2012, 09:05:55 PM
Now that would just ruin my day, I gotta tell ya.
As your attorney I advise you to stop talking. Like, now.
That depends, are you gonna use the Chewbacca Defense?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 09:02:41 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 28, 2012, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:26:09 PM
As the second pea in RWHN's pod this week I'd like to express my general and lukewarm disapproval of this thread, although my disapproval is tempered somewhat by the fact that fair points are raised in the OP and by certain unrelated behavior by RWHN, which shall not be specified, but may have to do with starting certain discussions all over again.
I have no justifications, other than I don't like him much. I could feed you excuses all day, but it basically boils down to Nigel has my friendship and RWHN doesn't...And since he has decided to be as nasty as humanly possible to my friend, then I can indulge myself in a little hate-shitting. I know that this is counter-productive on some level, but I do it anyway. What can I say? I'm an asshat.
Same here. Keeping it minimal, though. HE MIGHT LIKE IT.
No, as much as I am inclined to bash RWHN, I do not put him in the same box as BH.
Yeah. Kids in handcuffs =/= snuff, but the squick level is still a bit much for me.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 28, 2012, 09:12:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 09:02:41 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 28, 2012, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 08:26:09 PM
As the second pea in RWHN's pod this week I'd like to express my general and lukewarm disapproval of this thread, although my disapproval is tempered somewhat by the fact that fair points are raised in the OP and by certain unrelated behavior by RWHN, which shall not be specified, but may have to do with starting certain discussions all over again.
I have no justifications, other than I don't like him much. I could feed you excuses all day, but it basically boils down to Nigel has my friendship and RWHN doesn't...And since he has decided to be as nasty as humanly possible to my friend, then I can indulge myself in a little hate-shitting. I know that this is counter-productive on some level, but I do it anyway. What can I say? I'm an asshat.
Same here. Keeping it minimal, though. HE MIGHT LIKE IT.
No, as much as I am inclined to bash RWHN, I do not put him in the same box as BH.
Yeah. Kids in handcuffs =/= snuff, but the squick level is still a bit much for me.
OH NO
Ooh, edgy. :lol:
This thread was better when it was about Roger's nipples.
Dude you so clearly want a fight. I don't have any issues with you, or anyone really. Well, no
people anyway. Fact remains you're being passively hostile all around. I mean, this thread had already turned back into teh funny and then...
Not that that's a problem. When any pal of mine wants to stick their genitals into a hot toaster, well, that's their right as an American. I'm sure Europeans have similar rights. Regardless, it's not my genitals.
Genitals.
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 09:20:47 PM
This thread was better when it was about Roger's nipples.
This.
Is it okay to like Nigel AND like RWHN? Because I do that sometimes, in between the long bursts of hating them both fervently (not because they're them, but because they a thing that exists).
I just want them to be friends.
Can I emulsify them into a tasty mayonnaise? Like, if they don't mix normally, can I just drizzle a little bit of RWHN into some Nigel with eggs and whip it around for a while?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2012, 09:23:36 PM
Is it okay to like Nigel AND like RWHN? Because I do that sometimes, in between the long bursts of hating them both fervently (not because they're them, but because they a thing that exists).
I just want them to be friends.
Can I emulsify them into a tasty mayonnaise? Like, if they don't mix normally, can I just drizzle a little bit of RWHN into some Nigel with eggs and whip it around for a while?
No, they're like bleach and ammonia. Both perfectly harmless and non-toxic on their own, but if you mix them...
BOOM.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2012, 09:23:36 PM
Is it okay to like Nigel AND like RWHN? Because I do that sometimes, in between the long bursts of hating them both fervently (not because they're them, but because they a thing that exists).
I just want them to be friends.
Can I emulsify them into a tasty mayonnaise? Like, if they don't mix normally, can I just drizzle a little bit of RWHN into some Nigel with eggs and whip it around for a while?
I hate mayonnaise. Sorry.
Quote from: v3x on August 28, 2012, 09:26:26 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2012, 09:23:36 PM
Is it okay to like Nigel AND like RWHN? Because I do that sometimes, in between the long bursts of hating them both fervently (not because they're them, but because they a thing that exists).
I just want them to be friends.
Can I emulsify them into a tasty mayonnaise? Like, if they don't mix normally, can I just drizzle a little bit of RWHN into some Nigel with eggs and whip it around for a while?
No, they're like bleach and ammonia. Both perfectly harmless and non-toxic on their own, but if you mix them... BOOM.
Aw. :sad:
Well I'm going to go console myself with tall cold glass of perfectly harmless and non-toxic bleach.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 28, 2012, 09:30:20 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2012, 09:23:36 PM
Is it okay to like Nigel AND like RWHN? Because I do that sometimes, in between the long bursts of hating them both fervently (not because they're them, but because they a thing that exists).
I just want them to be friends.
Can I emulsify them into a tasty mayonnaise? Like, if they don't mix normally, can I just drizzle a little bit of RWHN into some Nigel with eggs and whip it around for a while?
I hate mayonnaise. Sorry.
You're dead to me.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 28, 2012, 09:30:20 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2012, 09:23:36 PM
Is it okay to like Nigel AND like RWHN? Because I do that sometimes, in between the long bursts of hating them both fervently (not because they're them, but because they a thing that exists).
I just want them to be friends.
Can I emulsify them into a tasty mayonnaise? Like, if they don't mix normally, can I just drizzle a little bit of RWHN into some Nigel with eggs and whip it around for a while?
I hate mayonnaise. Sorry.
stop.
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1715856/rwhn2.png)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2012, 09:23:36 PM
Is it okay to like Nigel AND like RWHN?
Why wouldn't it be? Whattaya think this is?
Communism?
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 09:21:59 PM
Not that that's a problem. When any pal of mine wants to stick their genitals into a hot toaster, well, that's their right as an American.
Still, friends let friends who about to stick their junk in the toaster know when Richter has been around,
sharpening.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 28, 2012, 10:08:00 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 09:21:59 PM
Not that that's a problem. When any pal of mine wants to stick their genitals into a hot toaster, well, that's their right as an American.
Still, friends let friends who about to stick their junk in the toaster know when Richter has been around, sharpening.
No shit. Left him alone with my toaster for five minutes while I was in the can, the next time I tried to make toast, I got croutons.
Quote from: Luna on August 28, 2012, 10:10:34 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 28, 2012, 10:08:00 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 09:21:59 PM
Not that that's a problem. When any pal of mine wants to stick their genitals into a hot toaster, well, that's their right as an American.
Still, friends let friends who about to stick their junk in the toaster know when Richter has been around, sharpening.
No shit. Left him alone with my toaster for five minutes while I was in the can, the next time I tried to make toast, I got croutons.
You got lucky, then. I once heard how Richter sharpened a knife so much, it made Death's scythe look like a butter knife. It accidentally a black hole in half.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 07:23:41 PM
Dear Nigel,
Please stop being so Nigel. You're upsetting the asshole who has you on ignore sort of. He has FEELINGS, you know, and YOU HURT THOSE FEELINGS with your uppity Nigelness. All of you. Is it so much to ask, that you be someone totally different than you are? Is it too much to ask, that you stop annoying his delicate sensibilities with your Gay Wango Tango and driving around in your perverted bendy bus and your screeching insistence on not being stepped on?
He has RIGHTS, you know, and one of those rights is to use People Like You as doormats. It's not that he won't pick a fight with me or with ECH because we're GUYS, so much as it's that you're a WOMAN, and there shouldn't BE a fight because you shouldn't be so damn Nigel all the time. You are in fact GRATUITOUSLY Nigel, and frankly, there's no excuse for it.
So when he's ignoring you, you should SHUT UP so that he can properly ignore you. Do you think that's EASY? Do you believe that he should have to exercise self-control? Are you really that selfish? The button to VIEW POST is RIGHT THERE and it's REALLY SHINY and you should think about that before you Nigel all over the place.
Really, Nigel. All of you should show a little more restraint. It's like FINGERNAILS ON A CHALKBOARD, and you should remember that this is all about HIS feelings, not your womanish ALMOST feelings, however good your imitation of said feelings may be.
Please correct your behavior accordingly.
Yours truly,
Martin Bormann
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I think this is my new favorite thing ever. I'm going to leave my tablet logged into this page and take it with me to the hospital tomorrow so I can wake up to it.