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Freeky

#930
October 06, 2012, 01:43:38 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#931
October 06, 2012, 06:16:49 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#932
October 07, 2012, 05:29:54 AM
That's both disgusting and hysterical.

Did anybody film the riot?  You know, when somebody had to go back out on the stage and tell 10,000 teenage girls that Justin's in back praying to the porcelain god and won't be out to sing?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#933
October 07, 2012, 05:38:53 AM
AND DON'T FUCKING COME BACK, YOU LITTLE TARD.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#934
October 07, 2012, 01:24:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2012, 05:38:53 AM
AND DON'T FUCKING COME BACK, YOU LITTLE TARD.

You sicced the Tuscon on him, for getting that close, didn't you, Roger?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#935
October 08, 2012, 01:56:53 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 07, 2012, 01:24:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2012, 05:38:53 AM
AND DON'T FUCKING COME BACK, YOU LITTLE TARD.

You sicced the Tuscon on him, for getting that close, didn't you, Roger?

You're damn straight.

AND THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO, SELENA GOMEZ.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#936
October 08, 2012, 02:49:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2012, 01:56:53 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 07, 2012, 01:24:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2012, 05:38:53 AM
AND DON'T FUCKING COME BACK, YOU LITTLE TARD.

You sicced the Tuscon on him, for getting that close, didn't you, Roger?

You're damn straight.

AND THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO, SELENA GOMEZ.

Roger:

Please ask Tucson to make Taylor Swift projectile vomit on the front row.

Thank you.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Juana

#937
October 08, 2012, 03:34:58 AM
If I had known that was Tucson, I mighta asked for a repeat performance when he was here Friday.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#938
October 18, 2012, 06:29:39 PM
http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/region_phoenix_metro/central_phoenix/Maricopa-County-Elections-Department-admits-error-on-date-of-general-election-on-voter-ID-cards

QuotePHOENIX, AZ - The Maricopa County Elections Department mistakenly listed the wrong date of the upcoming general election on an official government document.

The error appears on a document containing a voter ID card.


Read more: http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/region_phoenix_metro/central_phoenix/Maricopa-County-Elections-Department-admits-error-on-date-of-general-election-on-voter-ID-cards#ixzz29flF41bd

The punchline?

This is the error:

QuoteNovember 6, 2012/8 de Noviembre, 2012



Back to the fecal matter in the pool

LMNO

#939
October 18, 2012, 06:31:10 PM
:facepalm:

The Good Reverend Roger

#940
October 18, 2012, 06:31:50 PM
HAW HAW
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#941
October 18, 2012, 06:42:36 PM
Totally an accident.  Yup. 

tyrannosaurus vex

#942
October 18, 2012, 06:45:42 PM
Well a Spanish 8 looks an awful lot like an English 6. Give them some slack.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#943
October 18, 2012, 06:49:41 PM
They only let 50 of them get out. My guess is that someone thought it'd be funny ha-ha and it made it to the printers before they decided not everyone would share their advanced sense of humor.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Juana

#944
October 22, 2012, 11:06:08 PM
Two things. I haz them.

Arizona GOP Senate Candidate Openly Hostile To Free School Lunch Program He Relied On As A Child
QuoteA new Esquire profile of Rep. Jeff Flake (R-AZ) details the Senate candidate's hard-scrabble childhood on an Arizona cattle ranch — where he was sustained by federal school lunch programs he has repeatedly tried to hobble as a Congressman.

Flake's elder brother, Scott, explained to Esquire how they benefited from entitlement programs meant to provide nutrition for children from low-income families:

QuoteIt didn't feel like we were poor, but we always qualified for free school lunch and those kinds of things. I guess it was just a function of having so many kids. They made enough money raising cattle to raise big families very efficiently, carefully. But they didn't have enough money to send anybody off to college. If you wanted to go to college, it was encouraged and good luck to you, but you had to figure out how to do it.

Though Flake was a direct beneficiary of the federal school lunch program, he's refused to support these free school lunches for other children. Flake has regularly been one of a few hard-line conservatives to vote against child nutrition and school lunch programs in Congress. In 2004, Flake and just 4 other members of Congress voted against reauthorizing funding for child nutrition programs. He has also steadfastly opposed even recognizing the importance of school lunch programs over the years, voting against Congressional resolutions celebrating the School Breakfast Program and the Child and Adult Care Food Program, which provides food assistance in daycare for low-income families. Most recently, he refused to express support for "the goals and ideals of the National School Lunch Program." Each time, he was joined by around 10 other members in opposing the overwhelmingly popular programs.

There are around 48.8 million people currently living in food insecure households like the Flake family. 20 million children take advantage of free and reduced lunches every day.


Republic special report: Allegations against National Guard uncovered
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A five-month investigation of National Guard conduct and culture by The Arizona Republic has uncovered a systemic patchwork of criminal and ethical misconduct that critics say continues to fester in part because of leadership failures and lax discipline.

According to interviews with military officers and records obtained by The Republic, Arizona Army National Guard members over the past decade engaged in misbehavior that included sexual abuse, enlistment improprieties, forgery, firearms violations, embezzlement, and assaults.

The wrongdoing, most of which has not been previously disclosed, was concentrated among military recruiters who often visit high schools in search of teenage recruits. National Guard investigators found that non-commissioned officers, known as NCOs, engaged in sexual misconduct, collected recruiting fees to which they were not entitled, forged Guard documents, and committed other offenses such as hunting the homeless with paintball guns.

Investigators asserted that National Guard commanders failed to hold subordinates accountable, in part because many supervisors also engaged in unethical behavior. Many high-ranking officers contend an atmosphere of disdain for discipline persists.

After The Republic shared its findings with Gov. Jan Brewer's office, she announced plans for a wide-ranging inquiry directed at Arizona military operations by a high-ranking National Guard officer from another state.

"The governor is calling for a full, fair and independent review of the Arizona National Guard, its operations, the personnel and discipline handed out in response to some of these incidents," said Matthew Benson, a spokesman for Brewer.
Long article is long, but a rather unsettling read.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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